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Britney Goes A-Gardenin'

With no career to speak of, she's a lady of leisure, y'all! And what better way to celebrate a hot August day than by puttin' on her best white see-through sundress and scootin' on down to the plant store? By wearin' hot pink panties and a blue bikini top underneath, that's how!
Britney Spears
Looking reasonably better -- for her -- the former Mrs. Federline tossed her Extend-a-Head® braids under her Weaveguard©, got her Monday-best white pumps on, and rode on down to fetch some fresh greenery for Plantation Popwreck. Top it all off with some Dinah Shore sunglasses -- voila! Ready for Palm Springs, Las Vegas ... or Crazytown!

To be fair, Brit's summer Bride of Federline look is a stunning improvement over her other recent looks, Rodeo Drive cowgirl, pink-wigged rehab escapee, and 1960s stripper widow.

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61. Hey, #35, Steve - How long have you been smoking crack?

Posted at 1:25PM on Aug 7th 2007 by martinsmama

62. And of course, she dresses like this so she won't attract the paparazzi, which she tries SO hard to discourage. Yeah, LMAO, NOT!!! Christ, this dumb chick does everything she can to attract attention then complains seh is being "hounded" by the paps. I wonder why, wearing stupid get-ups like this! I see she still hasn't changed panties from her strip-dip - probably time for another dip, yuck!

Posted at 1:40PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Chaz

63. i thought those were tatood on her ussy

Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 7th 2007 by dainty tat on taco

64. Her problem is she's trying to be a Plain Jane, to blend in and look "normal". It make her look ugly.

She needs to face up to her Past success that made her rich and famous. And she needs to learn to strut her stuff better, like a rich girl. She should spend 1000 bucks a day at Salon or day spa if that's what it takes for her to get the Diva look.

She's got her Bod back, now all she needs to do is spend some massive $$$$, and her hair and total look, and flaunt her wealth like she should.

Posted at 1:57PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Sam

65. Ever notice she's always smiling for the camera, though?
Gotta hand it to her... she handles it well.

Posted at 2:58PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Asia

66. TMZ had me bursting with laughter just by their comments. After reading eveyone else's thoughts, though, really put me on a run to bathroom. She should be a comedian because everything about her lately is just sidesplitting. Intentional or not, there is nothing about her that says, "class" or "cute!" I thought she just hired new management? I'm sure they must advise against whatever it is that she is representing these days. She must have "friends" or someone that would be honest and tell her how she "really" looks. I find it hard to believe that she would even think this outfit, or anything that she has worn recently, has been even remotely cute. And let's not even talk about the "hair!" I'd need a whole new page.

Posted at 9:06AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Had enough?

67. britney, if you want a really good looking and invisible weave, please come to us, we will make you look Hawt and like your old self again!!!!
:D
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Posted at 4:23PM on Aug 7th 2007 by ajah

68. WHAT'S WRONG WITH SHOWING YOUR PANTIES? PANTIES, NO PANTIES, WHAT'S THE DIFF?

Posted at 6:15PM on Aug 7th 2007 by McLovin

69. I don't mean to pick on poor Britney, but why doesn't she ever wear matching undies? Bras and panties do come in sets, and I know she can afford it!

It's just tacky.

Posted at 5:52PM on Aug 7th 2007 by it's just tacky

70. That dress is so cute, and it looks great on her!

I'd much rather see this than that warn out stupid repeat of a picture of her in that stupid blond wig that TMZ shows 5 times a day.

TMZ finally either got a clue, or got paid off by her new management.

Either way.....hallelujah!!!

Posted at 6:15PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Simon

71. She should have really given people something to talk about and wore no panties at all.

Posted at 6:28PM on Aug 7th 2007 by vince

72. alright, the pink panties are a bad idea, but i kinda like the dress. hell, it the best she has looked in months. maybe there is still hope??

Posted at 7:48PM on Aug 7th 2007 by dione

73. If her bra and pants had been a little more colour-coordinated with her dress, say a cream or off-white colour, she would have looked a lot better. The way she looks in that dress, is no different, really, than wearing a bikini under a cover-up and she is covered up. I think she needs fashion advice on what to wear under a dress like that.

Posted at 7:42PM on Aug 8th 2007 by cmh

74. she reminds me of my mother-in-law and that is NOT good

Posted at 4:00AM on Aug 8th 2007 by anonymous

75. her mouth is always open and her fingernails look like they're bleeding. the white pumps look like they came from Payless.

Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 8th 2007 by sonic

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