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Britney Goes A-Gardenin'

With no career to speak of, she's a lady of leisure, y'all! And what better way to celebrate a hot August day than by puttin' on her best white see-through sundress and scootin' on down to the plant store? By wearin' hot pink panties and a blue bikini top underneath, that's how!
Britney Spears
Looking reasonably better -- for her -- the former Mrs. Federline tossed her Extend-a-Head® braids under her Weaveguard©, got her Monday-best white pumps on, and rode on down to fetch some fresh greenery for Plantation Popwreck. Top it all off with some Dinah Shore sunglasses -- voila! Ready for Palm Springs, Las Vegas ... or Crazytown!

To be fair, Brit's summer Bride of Federline look is a stunning improvement over her other recent looks, Rodeo Drive cowgirl, pink-wigged rehab escapee, and 1960s stripper widow.

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76. I so love this website

Posted at 4:48PM on Aug 8th 2007 by erykah

77. All Britney cares about is herself. I'm beginning to believe that she's not just dumb, but also midly retarded. Noone wants to be around her or work with her, including her family--and with good reason. She seems to want to ruin the lives of the people around her as much as she has ruined her own.

Kevin should get full custody. She has proved her negligence and disregard for those boys. It's painfully obvious. She has all kinds of hired help to cater to her every need, yet she is still a loser who can't seem to get beyond an 11 year old's mentality. And, I'm sick to death of her love/hate relationship with the papps. She goes out of her way to get their attention when she wants to promote herself BUT gets highly pissed if they want to photograph her on other occasions.

She should be thrilled to still have the interest of the press and people in general. But, It's all centered around the freakshow that she has become rather than any interest in her music or looks anymore. Because of her "me, me, me" attitude and lack of maturity, people do love to see her self-destructive behavior because some find it exiciting to learn about what ridiculous outfit she's wearing or how her weave always looks so craparrific. With her money she can hire a professional stylist I'm sure but NO, she likes to walk around looking like a retard who got dressed in the dark yelling "I love me!" and avoiding responsibility for any screw up in her life.

Yeah, the boys need to be with Kevin full-time. Compared to Brit, he's a genius and far more suitable as a parent. Let's face it, Britney obviously can't take care of herself, her pets or her children.

I believe her chances have expired and the majority of people around the world will not take her seriously any longer. Money and fame will not buy or guarantee a cure for her ignorance, selfishness and disgusting behavior.

Posted at 6:59AM on Aug 9th 2007 by ElysiumRose

78. At least she's wearing panties, but it would be nice if she would set an example for others by putting a slip on. Although she can afford one, she's not exactly a lady, so what do I expect? Dissapointing.

Posted at 1:59PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Dissapointing

79. Why do we as society get so much pleasure judging and putting others down? Does it make all of you feel better? Leave her alone, she is a 25 year old young lady (yes I said lady!!!!!) with 2 babies and just getting out of a bad marriage. Imagine finding out the love of your life was using you the whole time. Yes, we all new it, but love is blind and she is young. Maybe if she had some guidance now that she really needs it and not everyone (including her mother) putting her down and going against her (really hanging out with Federline!!! Come on!!!!) and putting some positivity in her life it would help.

Posted at 4:38PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Kathy

80. Dear #79..it is interesting that you refer to Ms Spears as a 'lady'. Doesnt that term belong to someone who acts like one? You scold people for judging her and then YOU go on to judge her own mother for putting her down and going against her? Sending her to rehab was not going against her, it was doing the right thing. It is Britney's denial and selfishness that made HER turn her back on her mother. And it is really lame that anyone buys the idea that she was 'hanging out with KFed...come on...that was Britneys spin on it in order to lash out once again at her mother. The only way she can see her grandchildren is by going through KFed. Britney has made a mess of several lives including her own...if she had the best interest of her kids at heart she would not keep them from their own grandmother. She is too self absorbed to acknowledge the mess she has made of her life. If she had her wits about her she would disappear for awhile and not tip of the paps to follow her around all the time. She looks worse every day and is clearly in need of serious help. When she loses her kids I hope she has people around her because she will go off the deep end for sure. Hopefully thats what it will take to make her face her problems and get the help she desperately needs.

Posted at 12:43AM on Aug 17th 2007 by susyQ

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