Celebrity Justice
Charlie to Denise -- You're a Nanny Goat!

TMZ has obtained a declaration filed by Charlie Sheen in his ongoing custody fight, in which the actor grumbles that the nanny situation just ain't working.
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards

In the documents, filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Sheen explains he's now engaged to Brook Mueller, whom Sheen says "has a strong relationship with my children and she and I provide them with a structured and safe environment." Sheen wants more time with the kids, without the intrusion of nannies approved by the court who must be present when he has the kids.

Charlie says "I am capable of selecting my own child care provider and I request an order permitting me to make that decision."

Click to launch!Sheen alleges recently, Richards "has repeatedly made unnecessary telephone calls to me and to my home. These calls have resulted in disputes between us." Sheen wants the court to 86 all non-emergency calls. He's also asking for extended visitation -- he'd like to pick the two kids Saturday morning and return them on Monday every third and fifth weekend of each month.

Tags: charlie sheen, CharlieSheen, denise richards, DeniseRichards

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46. Hey Charlie,

All that stress makes a man pretty thirsty. Have a drink and relax, and a nice big fat rail of coke. You KNOW you want to.

Posted at 11:27PM on Aug 7th 2007 by FlBiker

47. Excuse me...How many months have a fifth weekend like Charlie is requesting? Maybe he meant every third weekend and fifth of vodka.

Posted at 11:31PM on Aug 7th 2007 by chicatedi

48. Thought she wanted him to impregnate her with a third baby, whats up with that? They are both coked out.

Posted at 11:46PM on Aug 7th 2007 by FlBiker

49. to Chicatedi44

By also stipulating the 5th weekend (for covering the months that do have 5 weekends)
Denise cannot say *hell no you had them 2 weekends already this month*
It just covers the bases for him to have his allotted time fairly

Posted at 11:46PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Stella

50. Yeah, to all of you who believe Charlie: The comments concerning the court are correct. The court probably ordered the nanny due to Mr. Sheen's volatile temperament and long history of addictive behavior. He certainly should be paying child support, and you are right that this has nothing to do with visitation. HIs comments about Denise's phone calls sound just like my ex- any phone call to him is considered intrusive if I am not 100% in agreement with everything he says. He is so crazy that I have gotten to the point where I don't want the pittance of child support he supplies, and I just wish he would go away. It is all about control; it's not about the welfare of the kids.

Posted at 11:52PM on Aug 7th 2007 by garden

51. He's weird and sleazy.
I know for sure, trust me.
I have a very reliable source.

Posted at 11:53PM on Aug 7th 2007 by a friend of Sunshine

52. He's weird and sleazy.
I know for sure, trust me.
I have a very reliable source.

Posted at 11:54PM on Aug 7th 2007 by a friend of Sunshine

53. I like when Charlie ratted out on Heidi Fleiss and her hookers. The dumbass wrote checks and put hookers&coke on the memo line. What a complete moron.

Posted at 12:00AM on Aug 8th 2007 by FlBiker

54. IS JOE FRANCIS IN JAIL??? WHATS GOING ON WITH HIM???

ANYONE????????

Posted at 12:02AM on Aug 8th 2007 by sassy

55. The court does not recognize that as a visitation order either. Either he takes 1st, 3rd and when their is a 5th weekend. What he is really saying is I want some time with them but not that much. I never heard of picking up children on a Saturday either. That order he is considering is from Thursday night through monday morning. The 5th week is few and far between. This is Bullcrap. A lawyer did that order for him...Oh he must have hired Debra Opri. That order is saying I want to see my children one a month and every now and then it will be two! WTF Charlie...I was on your side at first.

Sorry you married that whore. No woman with a itty bitty bit of class sleeps with her friends husband, broken up or not.

Two beautiful children are now pawns in their failed relationship.


I think Denise is posting on this board. What women would have a relationship with you when you slept with your best friends husband. Best friends forever…best friends husbands never. Denise you have EGG ON YOU FACE! YOU LOST…YOUR HUSBAND, YOUR BEST FRIENDS AND YOUR BEST FRIENDS HUSBAND. ROTFLAMO! Who’s chasing you?


KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA
KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA
KARMA IS A BITCH…KARMA IS A BITCH KARMA IS A BITCH…KARMA IS A BITCH KARMA IS A BITCH…KARMA IS A BIRTH

I just looked up KARMA IS A BITCH in the dictionary and a picture of Denise Richards came up. LMAO! YOU LOST SWEETIE! GET OVER IT!

Posted at 10:26AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Just Speaking from my Own Experience

56. Denise is one no talent horse face skag

Posted at 12:36AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Who

57. CHARLIE IS A MANWHORE WITH ALL HIS PROBLEM'S EVEN HIS OWN FATHER SPOKE OUT ABOUT CHARLIE'S PROBLEM'S A FEW YEAR'S BACK. DENISE IS JUST JEALOUS AND THE NEW WOMAN IN CHARLIES LIFE THAT WILL NOT LAST....DOES ANYTHING LAST VERY LONG FOR CHARLIE? DENISE CREEPS ME OUT AND HER BIG ASS HORSE TEETH!! I WISH HEATHER LOCKLEAR WOULD SLAP HER ASS UP BETWEEN HER SHOULDER'S! HEATHER'S GETTING THE LAST LAUGH I'M SURE!!!!! LMAO!!

Posted at 4:30AM on Aug 8th 2007 by THE NANNY

58. Charlie had a sordid past BEFORE denise.
That is over.

Denise said he did this and that during their marriage. I do not believe the guy did illegal as she said like viewing child porn. Come on. If he did she would never let him see the kids and no judge would and the law would have jailed Charlie. They got divorce proceedings going,..Denise making all of the rules...and Richie was free and she was preoccupied even though she was slammed withRichie in the media.
All was well ,but now she was dumped by Richie,and is Chalire is not crying over her or walking on his knees begging her for another try
Charlie should stop the madness becaus eDenise is 1/2 a sick little girl. It takes two to bicker .
1-She calls- do not answer the phone. Let the help or ans. machine pick up.
2-He should cont . to see the girls , per Denise instructions, withher nanny the spy, because he does not ,Denise is going to say all kinds of things about him. Now, Charlie should have her nanny there ,but his own spy, his nanny and video cm too. That will shut up Denise the lunatic.
3) Communicate about the kids through their lawyers .There is really no need to talk to each other unless it is life or death ,God forbid emergency.
4) Denise needs a man.That is all. if she had a man, Charlie would not be a bother to her.
5) This marraige with Brooke Muelller is not going tolast pst the honeymoor stage. Charlie will have to pay big dollars to her. Charlie should find a woman his age, have no more kids, and just live together.

Posted at 2:04AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Ms.Sunshine

59. chalie is a ho hopper and and lover of prostitutes he is way too gross and germy for anyone.

Posted at 1:24AM on Aug 8th 2007 by deb

60. They should stay together. I don't know which one is uglier - Denise screwed her best friends husband (who is a real prize) and Charlie is in a "glass" of his own.

What is this "round the block" hag famous for anyway, being a has been groupie? We know what Charlie is famous for, anyone doesn't know, just drop Heidi (another ugly skank) a line.

This slimmer likes trash. He has a new respectable girlfriend - whoop-de-doo - Phil Spectre has a new little "Twinkie" wife, guess that's make them both upstanding men.

Posted at 1:39AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Parass Sux

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