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Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

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151. She sooooooo needs help

Posted at 6:06PM on Aug 8th 2007 by mama of two boys

152. Please take her kids away !!!!!!

Posted at 6:06PM on Aug 8th 2007 by mama of two boys 2

153. OMG, best post ever - nice mid-afternoon laugh. As stated earlier, the writer deserves a raise.

To all the Britney defenders - find another place to congregate. This is a site for ENTERTAINING NEWS - and entertain it does! She invites all this scrutiny, so she's made herself fair game for TMZ. Sure, she sounds like she has problems, but she has the resources/nannies/employees that 99.9% of us don't to help her take care of those problems. Yet she chooses not to. Sorry, no sympathy here.

Posted at 6:53PM on Aug 9th 2007 by domino

154. I am so happy lately that everyone working in the media have declared themselves perfect. Nobody is giving Britney a break. All they do is follow her around and trash her every chance they get. And as far as the latest with the fender bender, I would have probably hit the car too if I had tons of pappa. following me and taking pictures. Hello folks, she is only human and we are only getting one side of the story and that's what you see on t.v. and in magazines and we all know they don't lie-right? Maybe we all should get back to the basics about treating people how we ourselves would want to be treated. I praise Christina Ag. for the nice things she said about Britney. When is enough going to enough. Judge not lest ye be Judged....Britney-praying for you and always hoping for the best in your life and career.......ROCK ON...........

Posted at 9:44PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Casey

155. I saw the video. First she's holding the damn dog while trying to park, not wearing her seat belt, hits the car, gets out to check her own car with no consideration to what she did to the other car, oh yes and she flings the door open to check her car thus damaging it once again. What a stupid idiotic hick. Sure, it's possible that she figures that the other party will contact her because it's all caught on tape, but still. There is no regard for setting an example, or being responsible, or having consideration for others. Nope. And I guess she's trying to be like Paris by having the dog in the first place and then naming him "London". HA! What a loser chick. Have her live with me for a month and see me straighten her ass out. Problem is she's too used to getting her way and always will. It's kinda sad really.

Posted at 1:59PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Dissapointing

156. I think the person that is responsible for these comments is a Idiot!!! You make it seem like everyone from the south is stupid. Well you dont want to get me started on the crazy people that I meet when I lived in LA. It pisses me off to hear someone that knows nothing about the south making fun of the way we are. If your gonna make fun ,PLEASE,PLEASE do it right, because otherwise you look and sound like a dumbass!!!!

Posted at 4:17PM on Aug 10th 2007 by lacey

157. Brit did not pull a hit and run.
Brit did not hurt or kill anyone.
Brit has insurance and a driver's license.
Not many can claim that

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Grace E.

Well Grace E moron those who cause property damage and are unable to identify or contact the property''s owner are legally required to leave a note with contact information and file an accident report with the police. Failure to do these things constitutes a hit and run.

Posted at 11:48PM on Aug 11th 2007 by eatmeTMZ

158. I dont get why Brittany cant just live her life and be left alone man if I went through half of what that girls gone through I would be acting out to. No one can leave her alone SAD. I geuss the human raise can be very money and gossip hungery at times. Is this all true anyhow. PLEASE!!!!! And that piece of work Kevin she married man oh man I think the writings on the wall about that clown.

Posted at 11:31PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Mel

159. Y'all really be dogging Britney man....hehehheh....Like, what the hell? It's funny though.

Posted at 11:48PM on Aug 14th 2007 by kelchaos

160. If she wasn't so arrogant I'd feel sorry for the little idiot.
Great writeup TMZ, you can just hear her twanging out those exact words.

Anyone defending her actions see the video of the accident? She drove right into the car, never even cared to look to see if it had any damage, only worried about her own car. Hell, the first thing I'd do is check out the damage on the car I hit, wouldn't you?

Posted at 1:18PM on Aug 30th 2007 by Rose M

161. How embarrassing for a celebrity??? to dive off a pedestal like this....She should go back to computer programming and leave us alone

Posted at 1:47PM on Sep 3rd 2007 by Marilyn

162. If Up-skirts are all she has to worry about, she'll be just fine.....hey...somebody wanna throw pies at K-Fed ?

Posted at 4:10PM on Sep 2nd 2007 by mike

163. I'm so sick of how Yankees and Californians make fun of southern dialect. I'm a Texan with a heavy Texas drawl and that doesnt make me a retard anymore than your funny speech (to me) makes you a retard! Give a little respect if you want some in return. If I were Britney, I would go berzerk on your disrespectful a$$es.

Posted at 4:43PM on Sep 2nd 2007 by Donna

164. well for one.. if you enlarge the pic.. you will see that you can not tell if she has undies on or not as what you are actually seeing is is the muscles in her legs. People shouldn't believe everything they read and decipher things for themselves. That is exactly how these poor entertainers get such bad reps. It is very easy to manipulate photos in photoshop...to darken an area to draw you attention to it..then write a story to make you believe what they want you to believe.. save the pic.. blow it up.. lighten it.. then judge for yourself.. what you will see are her muscle legs..

Posted at 4:51PM on Sep 2nd 2007 by disgusted

165. Will she ever stop??? Send her some underpants !!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:49AM on Sep 3rd 2007 by tiffany

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