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Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Posted Aug 7th 2007 1:05PM by Celly

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

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166. How about writing a real article instead of seeing who can talk like the biggest dumbass? That was maybe funny the first couple of lines, then it just got stupid.

Posted at 9:24AM on Sep 4th 2007 by jordan

167. Lol, ya gotta love TMZ

Posted at 11:12AM on Sep 4th 2007 by Chelsea

168. Wow,,,,Britney has a diabolical sense of humor and fashion--I love it! I don't care what anybody says about her. She has done nothing to harm me! I have been in love with this girl since she started out! Just so damned gorgeous! And she knows she is too! Oh well she is living how I wish I could out in the open and REAALLL! She is not hiding her pain and secrets from people. And you all know what I mean. Imagaine if your local papers exposed everyone in town everyday just being silly and frail sometimes. I love you Britney! Nice pants!

Posted at 12:46PM on Sep 4th 2007 by Tomwood

169. What took so log to file "hit and run" and "no valid license" charges against her from that Augusr 6th fender bender?? Heaven knoiws she has been stopped often enough for her lack of driving skills.. why didnt the officers notice then that she didnt have a valid license? Too bad she can't be charged & arrested for having no talent, no brains, no class and and obsessive need to flash her @$$ (indecent exposure)

Posted at 8:26PM on Sep 21st 2007 by Theresa Moore

170. It's sad that some people have nothing better to do with their lives than to heap abuse upon a person. So many bullies out there!

Posted at 3:58PM on Sep 22nd 2007 by Jan

171. hey why they do not name the paperrazzi as a contributing faxctor , they were the one harrassingg in the video , pretty lame for any photographer tp lay on the ground to take any woman underpant and aoil is publishing it , this is a joke

Posted at 12:03PM on Sep 23rd 2007 by joel

172. I watched the video on TMZ.... thats how you get the true story. Can you imagine having 15 to 20 paps follow your every move, every minute of the day.... maybe she should have run of few of them down instead of making that wide turn into the car.... then the bogus hit and run charges would have some merit for the headline!! Those paps really need to give her some space once in a while. You can't help but feel sorry for her. Watch the video and get the whole story. Don't be mindless puppets!!!!

Posted at 9:29PM on Sep 22nd 2007 by venomouschic

173. the paparazzi that is always in her friggin way is at fault!!!

Posted at 9:31PM on Sep 22nd 2007 by venomouschic

174. "To all the Britney defenders - find another place to congregate."

To the person that posted this, Are you saying that just because a person is rich that you have the right to humiliate them and mock them to make yourself feel better??? If your answer is yes.... it speaks volumes of your character and therefore, your opinion is about as worthwhile as you are on this planet.

Btw.... who made you TMZ hall monitor???

Posted at 9:30PM on Sep 22nd 2007 by venomouschic

175. Is it just me, or shouldn't it be against the law to take pictures of someones private parts without their consent? I mean seriously/ Sure they are celebrities but come on! How do you bend down in a dress like that and not have a nasty pic at some angle? What ever happened to common courtessy? Also, I take gawd awful pics most of the time. The light from the flash makes my eyes slap shut faster than you can say "canned cheese". Why do these sites think that finding peoples flaws make them a great reporter?

Posted at 10:03AM on Sep 23rd 2007 by upsetin iowa

176. I think this is pretty sad. Do you, who make the deragatory statements about her, think that she may not be reading this and make this young girl feel worse. She needs help. Any of you that have children would get her that help if you could if it were your child. The saddest part of this is with the stardom she had comes the cameras invading every move she makes. It makes you a prisoner for life. There are 2 small children that need a mother and if she were reading this, I hope that she would know that there are some of us that are genuinely concerned.

Posted at 9:39PM on Sep 23rd 2007 by Rainbow

177. I saw the video they were shooting when the accident happened. She never so much as glanced at the car she hit!

Posted at 1:14AM on Sep 27th 2007 by Marina

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