Train Wrecks
Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Posted Aug 7th 2007 1:05PM by Celly

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

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16. OMG - Laughing my ass off so hard!!!!!! Harvey, whoever wrote that, deserves a RAISE! It was genuis I say, pure genuis!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:49PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Stars are Blind, as is Justice

17. hilarious post tmz. this woman deserves noones respect. she's an insult to mentally impaired people

Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 7th 2007 by beyond disgusted

18. Smile britney. Show us just a little more you slut

Posted at 1:51PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Shameless Ho

19. britney's gonna sick her big bad lawyers on y'all

Posted at 1:52PM on Aug 7th 2007 by beyond disgusted

20. can anyone be this dumb..? or is this a continuous act of desperation just to keep her (ahem) face in the papers ...?

Posted at 1:53PM on Aug 7th 2007 by TWIST420

21. Britney, your children will be so proud some day

Posted at 1:53PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Shameless Ho

22. Brit did not pull a hit and run.
Brit did not hurt or kill anyone.
Brit has insurance and a driver's license.
Not many can claim that

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Grace E.

23. I NEVER LAUGHED SOOO HARD .... WHAT IS SHE THINKING SHE LOOKS MUCH BETTER AS A BLONDE :)

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 7th 2007 by hesterical

24. ....looks like she's "flicking" away a bug w/ her left hand...she wouldn't have to if she just wore panties!!!!!

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 7th 2007 by crotch rocket

25. Britney showing us how she gave birth...

Posted at 1:56PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lauri

26. Ya'll this is how I gave birth...................

Posted at 1:58PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lauri

27. in the first article tmz wrote said she didn't pull over or even bother doing anything about it what's up with now. Make up your mind i'm thinking everything you guys write about her is lies.

Posted at 2:00PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Dawn

28. This is my first offical comment on TMZ, and it was your Brit story that inspired me. HILARIOUS!
This girl is a train wreck. Was that not hit and run? She hit the car, checked HER car but not the other one and left with no note left.
Perhaps she thought that the TMZ cameras were enough to let the owner know who to contact hmmmmm

Posted at 2:00PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jen

29. Does TMZ not realize they are insulting all southerners with their stereotypical portrayal of how a southerner speaks and thinks?

This is getting old, tired and offensive. Why not stick to reporting what ludicrous fiasco she's found herself in again instead of insulting half the country?

Posted at 2:02PM on Aug 7th 2007 by ColinFarrelIisHot

30. ....looks like she's flicking away a bug with her left hand, if she'd just wear panties she wouldn't have that problem!

Posted at 2:03PM on Aug 7th 2007 by buzz

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