Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Posted Aug 7th 2007 1:05PM by Celly

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Fashion Police, Britney Spears

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31. TMZ, you outdid yourself this time with the commentary that accompanied Britney's latest "hoo hoo" pic. It reminded me of thesuperficial back in its glory days. Literally LOL.

Posted at 2:04PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Skittles

32. Whoever thinks that she didn't intentionally give us a "vageen" shot is dillusional. This girl is choreographing her every move desperately wanting to stay in the press and her fall from pop star to has-been is actually entertaining to watch.

Posted at 2:04PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Nobody\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

33. Ummmmm Hey "Grace E."..........

....."Not many can claim that they have a drivers license and insurance."

In the words of the Geico caveman.....

"WHAT?!?"

Maybe in the trailor park you live in, "not many have a drivers license and insurance" ummm, but the rest of us do have a drivers license and insurance.

Go back to to your crack pipe and Brittney shrine

Posted at 2:04PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Those with common decency

34. Why cant you just leave this girl alone, maybe your part of the reason she is acting so paranoid. She is obviously going through a rough period in her life, divorced recently, two young babies, family problems. Maybe she just needs some understanding and privacy. Leave her alone already and give her some space. Every move she makes is headlines, give me a break and her also.

Posted at 2:04PM on Aug 7th 2007 by the coz

35. maybe she could've made it in the space if she wasn't holding the dog while driving. like that's responsible driving.... driving while stupid should be a felony.

Posted at 2:05PM on Aug 7th 2007 by b

36. TMZ, you outdid yourself this time with the commentary that accompanied Britney's latest "hoo hoo" pic. It reminded me of the fish back in its glory days. Literally LOL.

Posted at 2:06PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Skittles

37. HOW IS IT THAT THIS STUPID BEEOTCH CAN BE BEHIND THE WHEEL?! THIS IS NOT THE BACK WOODS OF THE SOUTH WHERE SHE COMES FROM.

NO SEATBELT....
RAT DOG ON LAP...
HIT AND RUN, (who cares if it"s a minor scratch, it's STILL A MERCEDES!)
I BET THE OWNER IS PISSED (KIMS WGN)

IF THIS WAS ANYONE IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC THE PO-PO WOULD BE ON OUR ASSES FASTER THAN WHITE ON RICE.

JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE FAMOUS GETTING OFF WHILE THE REST OF THE WORLD PAYS THE PRICE

Posted at 2:06PM on Aug 7th 2007 by sick of brit

38. ColinFarrell..of course they realize it...it's too funny to them that most of their posters will find it hilarious and are too stupid to realize it for racism unless it is blatant in their face or about their race...sad but true...prime example "Those with common decency"...they either do not care because the south is fair game...or they are too stupid to see it for what it really is...I am thinking a bit of both...*s*

Posted at 2:08PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Abby

39. lol! Well she has to do stuff like this for attention because she sure doesn't have much talent to rely upon. Hey whatever makes $ I guess...?!
ps why is she carrying that dog around? where are her kids?

Posted at 2:09PM on Aug 7th 2007 by kat

40. This write-up is priceless. I hope that her alleged new handler prints and tapes it to his mirror so that he has a constant reminder of who his client truly is.

Posted at 2:10PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

41. she did not give birth that way,, she had her kids excised via c-section when they were a few weeks premature - risking their health to might i add- so she would not get stretch marks. whatever her hoochie is enormous anyway.

Posted at 2:11PM on Aug 7th 2007 by daniel h.

42. WOW - TMZ caught brittney shopping again! how exciting!

Posted at 2:12PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Mikey

43. holy crap! you're employing mind-readers at TMZ now? i bet the her actual thoughts are errily similar that... which makes me weep for the future. ;p

Posted at 2:12PM on Aug 7th 2007 by peebles

44. X17 has a picture of the back of the dress and not only is it safety-pinned closed with a 1" gap but the skirt is stained and greaxy. They also have the video of where she popped her car door open and dinged the car she just hit. At NO time does she bother to look at the other car.

Posted at 2:15PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lillianne

45. #27ColinFarrellisHot, being a southern girl I agree with you, but TMZ does this all the time. However, I try to let it roll off my back, that's what classy southern women do, besides this is Hollyweird, need I say more!! Ya'll Come On Down For Some True Southern Hospitality!!!!!

Posted at 2:15PM on Aug 7th 2007 by gagal

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