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Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Posted Aug 7th 2007 1:05PM by Celly

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

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31. Brit is so hot. She's hotter now than ever before. I'm gonna ask her out.

Posted at 9:54PM on Aug 7th 2007 by TC

32. ....looks like she's "flicking" away a bug w/ her left hand...she wouldn't have to if she just wore panties!!!!!

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 7th 2007 by crotch rocket

33. I'd like to go waaay back and find out just how this young girl started falling from
grace....and why.

Posted at 9:29PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jim

34. Britney showing us how she gave birth...

Posted at 1:56PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lauri

35. Does she ever miss an opportunity to flash her f***y? She gets more pathetic all the time.

Posted at 5:54AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Al

36. Does she ever miss an opportunity to flash her f***y? She gets more pathetic all the time.

Posted at 5:49AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Al

37. Ya'll this is how I gave birth...................

Posted at 1:58PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lauri

38. in the first article tmz wrote said she didn't pull over or even bother doing anything about it what's up with now. Make up your mind i'm thinking everything you guys write about her is lies.

Posted at 2:00PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Dawn

39. This is my first offical comment on TMZ, and it was your Brit story that inspired me. HILARIOUS!
This girl is a train wreck. Was that not hit and run? She hit the car, checked HER car but not the other one and left with no note left.
Perhaps she thought that the TMZ cameras were enough to let the owner know who to contact hmmmmm

Posted at 2:00PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jen

40. Ummmmm Hey "Grace E."..........

....."Not many can claim that they have a drivers license and insurance."

In the words of the Geico caveman.....

"WHAT?!?"

Maybe in the trailor park you live in, "not many have a drivers license and insurance" ummm, but the rest of us do have a drivers license and insurance.

Go back to to your crack pipe and Brittney shrine

Posted at 2:04PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Those with common decency

41. TMZ, you outdid yourself this time with the commentary that accompanied Britney's latest "hoo hoo" pic. It reminded me of thesuperficial back in its glory days. Literally LOL.

Posted at 2:04PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Skittles

42. Whoever thinks that she didn't intentionally give us a "vageen" shot is dillusional. This girl is choreographing her every move desperately wanting to stay in the press and her fall from pop star to has-been is actually entertaining to watch.

Posted at 2:04PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Nobody\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

43. Why cant you just leave this girl alone, maybe your part of the reason she is acting so paranoid. She is obviously going through a rough period in her life, divorced recently, two young babies, family problems. Maybe she just needs some understanding and privacy. Leave her alone already and give her some space. Every move she makes is headlines, give me a break and her also.

Posted at 2:04PM on Aug 7th 2007 by the coz

44. ....looks like she's flicking away a bug with her left hand, if she'd just wear panties she wouldn't have that problem!

Posted at 2:03PM on Aug 7th 2007 by buzz

45. Does she think that the more she flashes her crotch the more alBUMs she will sell?????????????

Posted at 5:51AM on Aug 8th 2007 by d279bd59

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