Train Wrecks
Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

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46. daniel h - you can not avoid getting stretch marks by having a c - section two weeks before your due date. That comment is so ignorant on so many different levels.

Posted at 2:18PM on Aug 7th 2007 by ColinFarrelIisHot

47. Actually, I do not understand why this story was on the Web. Give us history and news. Why I even read it I do not know. Can we not upgrade? There are so many fascinating things in history that could be reported. Please credit your recipients with intelligence and not Brittany type articles. Thank you.

WHN

Posted at 2:18PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Wanda Nicholas

48. Man, get some drawers, girl. Doesn't the Wal-Mart you shop in sell any underwear? Put ya drawers on and stop NOT wearing them and getting out of cars one leg at a time and squatting without them. Don't you know the paps are on crotchy patrol with you? You trying to air it out all day. C'mon. You got kids. Grow up already.

Posted at 2:20PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Comment

49. Just because you have a hick accent does not make you cool. Most "southerners" who refuse to speak English in an understandable manner are just ignorant fools who need speech lessons.

Posted at 2:20PM on Aug 7th 2007 by frieda

50. Holy S--T...You people need therapy...;She is no different than most of your pipe jobbin' daughters, except she is still worth 100 million. How do you think you look running around the trailer park wearing tube tops with breasts that look more like cow's udders than breasts . TMZ probably wont post this...They are too busy7 convincing each other of how clever they are .

Posted at 2:23PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Tony Marano

51. Does she think that the more she flashes her crotch the more al BUMS she will sell?????????

Posted at 2:24PM on Aug 7th 2007 by d279bd59

52. Geez! Not only did she hit the persons station wagon, when she got out, she flung her car door hitting the station wagon AGAIN. Someone should sue her for damages! I would!!!! What an absolute IDIOT! No regard for anyones personal property but her own.

Posted at 2:25PM on Aug 7th 2007 by CaliJen

53. I'd eat her for lunch. Yummy!

Posted at 2:25PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Sara

54. Gee, it's really cool the way TMZ makes fun of Southern accents....I'm sure many of us really appreciate it.....

Posted at 2:29PM on Aug 7th 2007 by nancy

55. She could spread her legs little more. I would like to hump her and dump her thats all she is good for.

Posted at 2:30PM on Aug 7th 2007 by casper

56. Looks like she's laying an egg.

Posted at 2:31PM on Aug 7th 2007 by ButterBean

57. if this was anyone else, you guys could care less - but if you liked her, it would be a different story., who cares about the accent either, if she lost it i guess she wouldnt be sticking to her roots, so the girl can't win ... although funny, just getting old.

Posted at 2:38PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Shelly

58. lmao, what a disgusting skank. she can't even pretend to be a lady. god, i just threw up a little. and for the person who said that it's offensive how TMZ makes it look like all southerners are like her- no its not. TMZ doesn't give people from the south a bad name. SHE does. and honestly, i don't generalize so i DONT think all southerners are like this. i just think she is trash and a constant fail

Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 7th 2007 by hora

59. Simon Birch,

You hit it right on the head!

Posted at 2:43PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Nobody\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

60. lol!!

Posted at 2:45PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Blairbear

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