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Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

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46. lol!!

Posted at 2:45PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Blairbear

47. TMZ, you outdid yourself this time with the commentary that accompanied Britney's latest "hoo hoo" pic. It reminded me of the fish back in its glory days. Literally LOL.

Posted at 2:06PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Skittles

48. Does this girl know that she has kids. Why is she bringing that dog everywhere instead of her kids. I don't understand why she never has her kids with her. If she has time to bring a dog with her, then she has time to bring her kids. GET A CLUE GIRLLLLLL.............

Posted at 9:25AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Her Kids

49. lol! Well she has to do stuff like this for attention because she sure doesn't have much talent to rely upon. Hey whatever makes $ I guess...?!
ps why is she carrying that dog around? where are her kids?

Posted at 2:09PM on Aug 7th 2007 by kat

50. ColinFarrell..of course they realize it...it's too funny to them that most of their posters will find it hilarious and are too stupid to realize it for racism unless it is blatant in their face or about their race...sad but true...prime example "Those with common decency"...they either do not care because the south is fair game...or they are too stupid to see it for what it really is...I am thinking a bit of both...*s*

Posted at 2:08PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Abby

51. Does TMZ have a new writer? these blurbs have been hilarious and brilliantly written!

Posted at 7:53AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Mommywithalife

52. This write-up is priceless. I hope that her alleged new handler prints and tapes it to his mirror so that he has a constant reminder of who his client truly is.

Posted at 2:10PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

53. she did not give birth that way,, she had her kids excised via c-section when they were a few weeks premature - risking their health to might i add- so she would not get stretch marks. whatever her hoochie is enormous anyway.

Posted at 2:11PM on Aug 7th 2007 by daniel h.

54. WOW - TMZ caught brittney shopping again! how exciting!

Posted at 2:12PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Mikey

55. Just because you have a hick accent does not make you cool. Most "southerners" who refuse to speak English in an understandable manner are just ignorant fools who need speech lessons.

Posted at 2:20PM on Aug 7th 2007 by frieda

56. X17 has a picture of the back of the dress and not only is it safety-pinned closed with a 1" gap but the skirt is stained and greaxy. They also have the video of where she popped her car door open and dinged the car she just hit. At NO time does she bother to look at the other car.

Posted at 2:15PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lillianne

57. #27ColinFarrellisHot, being a southern girl I agree with you, but TMZ does this all the time. However, I try to let it roll off my back, that's what classy southern women do, besides this is Hollyweird, need I say more!! Ya'll Come On Down For Some True Southern Hospitality!!!!!

Posted at 2:15PM on Aug 7th 2007 by gagal

58. Actually, I do not understand why this story was on the Web. Give us history and news. Why I even read it I do not know. Can we not upgrade? There are so many fascinating things in history that could be reported. Please credit your recipients with intelligence and not Brittany type articles. Thank you.

WHN

Posted at 2:18PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Wanda Nicholas

59. daniel h - you can not avoid getting stretch marks by having a c - section two weeks before your due date. That comment is so ignorant on so many different levels.

Posted at 2:18PM on Aug 7th 2007 by ColinFarrelIisHot

60. She's make Jessica Simpson sound like mensa.

p.s. looks like she's got some hanging balls there or is that some labia trying to get away

Posted at 1:08PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Denise from Chicago

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