Train Wrecks
Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

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61. posting number 40
You have misunderstood the posting where I stated that at least Brit has the insurnace coverage and a legal license. Many of the celebs. recently posted here on TMZ do not have driver's licenses and some attended/ will attend jail for the infraction. Do you get it now?
Never mind the millions of illegals immigrants who are in auto accidents that even if convicted simply return to their country of origin to evade the U.S. Court sentences and remands to victoms.
And...
In major cities through out the U.S. including the Nation's Capitol many drive without insurance not just those who you refer to as TRAILER PARK residents.

Posted at 2:48PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Grace E.

62.
Hey "simon beautch, errrrrr birch"

You are like the prudish mother who goes to a rock and or roll concert and complains about the lyrics and loud noise.

No one dragged you there, nor did anyone drag you here...you are the dumb a** who stokes the paparrazzi fire by continuing to provide "hits" to websites like this....which drives up revenues, which creates more "need" for the photos...

You are a true dumb a**.....and what is with the "homophobic" slur??

Posted at 2:50PM on Aug 7th 2007 by WTF!!

63. NEXT ON SPRINGER. . . But I Luuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvs you (fat chick with skidmarks) lol

I suppose it was a minor accident but CA law says the the party of the efected vehicle
must be notified.

Posted at 2:52PM on Aug 7th 2007 by BOEING 787-8 - 2 ENGINES 2 HAUL ASS 4engs 4losers

64. More like this! I'm laughing so hard...

Posted at 2:57PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Coolmommy

65. I just saw this story on perez hilton - gosh Britney is so stupid. TAKE THE KIDS AWAY FROM HER BEFORE SHE RUNS THEM OVER.

Posted at 3:05PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Britney is a Nutcase

66. does tnx have a new writer? brilliant- hillarious- I have been laughing my as* off the past couple weeks!

Posted at 3:10PM on Aug 7th 2007 by jaaz

67. 'Brittney plays y'all like a fiddle' is what the headline should read. The sad thing is that the closest thing to friends she has is the paparazzi right now hence her playfulness and pranks on you.

Posted at 3:18PM on Aug 7th 2007 by E

68. Hey TMZ, nice to know what you think southern people sound like. You bunch of retards! Listen to Brit on video and she mostly sounds like a valley girl. So drop the drawl and add more "like'.

Posted at 3:19PM on Aug 7th 2007 by boredatwork

69. LOL... Man this is priceless...

Posted at 3:28PM on Aug 7th 2007 by luca

70. TMZ I just loves ya! Yous toooo much! Funny! Love yas y'all!

Posted at 3:32PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

71. What's with all these dumb ass "girls in trouble" having little dogs that they carry around? I think it's gettin a little played out & as far as Britney, she's shown holding that dog now way more than I ever seen her hold her own children.

Posted at 3:39PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Irene

72. She sis it at the paparazzi's urging you can hear them telling her in the video to look closer. Though that is not an excuse for Brittney's stupidity.

Posted at 3:49PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Oooops she did it again

73. HOLY COW that was the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! sounds even funnier when you speak it out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wiping tears of laughter away)

Posted at 3:55PM on Aug 7th 2007 by mish

74. Nice to know that she is willing to damage other people's cars and drive off. It looks like she's trying to rub the dent out herself or else she's trying to hide from the owner of the other car. I also LOVE how she can turn scraping another car into an opportunity to make sure everyone gets a look at her junk. *yawn* It's just not that special, y'all.

Posted at 3:57PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Kitten

75. Thank you, TMZ...you make my day. I have officially made you my new homepage.
I LOVES ME SOME TMZ!!!!

Posted at 4:08PM on Aug 7th 2007 by martinsmama

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