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Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

Posted Aug 7th 2007 1:05PM by Celly

Hey y'all -- I'm a done with ma gardenin' and just wanted to popwreck over to the vitamin pill store to get some more hair growin' formular! Now what'd I go and do?! How'd that parked car jump up n' hit me in the tire? Goshdarn dang dings! Mah insurance is gonna skyrocker! I think I hafta buy a new dog now. Even littler!

Oh shoot. I done forgot mah Weaveguard! I can see my waffleweave in this here hubscap! Oh lordy! There's mah hoocher too! Oh, well, a girl's gotta breathe. Oh, hell! These wedgies is cuuuuuuute!

I'm exhaustipated, y'all. But I loves purple. Luuvvvvvvvvvvs purple. Huh, is this blue or purples? Mebbe I'll get me two more doggies. Oh hecks. There's the paparoozies. Now I'm gone be on TMZ agin'. I loves me some TMZ! And little dawgies ... they's so cute!

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61. Man, get some drawers, girl. Doesn't the Wal-Mart you shop in sell any underwear? Put ya drawers on and stop NOT wearing them and getting out of cars one leg at a time and squatting without them. Don't you know the paps are on crotchy patrol with you? You trying to air it out all day. C'mon. You got kids. Grow up already.

Posted at 2:20PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Comment

62. Yes, I know that but apparently she does not.

Posted at 5:32PM on Aug 7th 2007 by daniel h.

63. Does she think that the more she flashes her crotch the more al BUMS she will sell?????????

Posted at 2:24PM on Aug 7th 2007 by d279bd59

64. She sis it at the paparazzi's urging you can hear them telling her in the video to look closer. Though that is not an excuse for Brittney's stupidity.

Posted at 3:49PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Oooops she did it again

65. Holy S--T...You people need therapy...;She is no different than most of your pipe jobbin' daughters, except she is still worth 100 million. How do you think you look running around the trailer park wearing tube tops with breasts that look more like cow's udders than breasts . TMZ probably wont post this...They are too busy7 convincing each other of how clever they are .

Posted at 2:23PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Tony Marano

66. Note to No. 54 : Dear Wanda Nicholas: You're looking for US History and News on TMZ? LOL. You are on the wrong site for sure girl. Here's a revelation for you? You aint gonna find any on here. Are you kidding? Go to the History Channel website if you want US history & news. This site just covers celebrity trash antics. This either has to be a joke post or you need to get out of the house more.

Posted at 4:40PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Comment

67. I'd eat her for lunch. Yummy!

Posted at 2:25PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Sara

68. Geez! Not only did she hit the persons station wagon, when she got out, she flung her car door hitting the station wagon AGAIN. Someone should sue her for damages! I would!!!! What an absolute IDIOT! No regard for anyones personal property but her own.

Posted at 2:25PM on Aug 7th 2007 by CaliJen

69. Gee, it's really cool the way TMZ makes fun of Southern accents....I'm sure many of us really appreciate it.....

Posted at 2:29PM on Aug 7th 2007 by nancy

70. Looks like she's laying an egg.

Posted at 2:31PM on Aug 7th 2007 by ButterBean

71. She could spread her legs little more. I would like to hump her and dump her thats all she is good for.

Posted at 2:30PM on Aug 7th 2007 by casper

72. Simon Birch,

You hit it right on the head!

Posted at 2:43PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Nobody\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

73. I love this write-up !!!! Whoever wrote this piece must be a very clever character !!!! LMFAO

Posted at 11:38AM on Aug 8th 2007 by ymbt

74. I just saw this story on perez hilton - gosh Britney is so stupid. TAKE THE KIDS AWAY FROM HER BEFORE SHE RUNS THEM OVER.

Posted at 3:05PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Britney is a Nutcase

75. if this was anyone else, you guys could care less - but if you liked her, it would be a different story., who cares about the accent either, if she lost it i guess she wouldnt be sticking to her roots, so the girl can't win ... although funny, just getting old.

Posted at 2:38PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Shelly

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