Crouching Britney, Hidden Accident

91. TMZ I just loves ya! Yous toooo much! Funny! Love yas y'all!

Posted at 3:32PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

92. What's with all these dumb ass "girls in trouble" having little dogs that they carry around? I think it's gettin a little played out & as far as Britney, she's shown holding that dog now way more than I ever seen her hold her own children.

Posted at 3:39PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Irene

93. Wow, that was one of the stupidest things I've ever read......y'all.

Posted at 12:09AM on Aug 8th 2007 by TMZ Lovah

94. Nice to know that she is willing to damage other people's cars and drive off. It looks like she's trying to rub the dent out herself or else she's trying to hide from the owner of the other car. I also LOVE how she can turn scraping another car into an opportunity to make sure everyone gets a look at her junk. *yawn* It's just not that special, y'all.

Posted at 3:57PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Kitten

95. HOLY COW that was the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! sounds even funnier when you speak it out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wiping tears of laughter away)

Posted at 3:55PM on Aug 7th 2007 by mish

96. Thank you, TMZ...you make my day. I have officially made you my new homepage.
I LOVES ME SOME TMZ!!!!

Posted at 4:08PM on Aug 7th 2007 by martinsmama

97. People need to stop refering to Britney and the other pieces of trash as celebrities. They are nothing close. A celebrity is someone who can act and has class. These girls are high class trash. Of course they are fun to read about, but I think there title of celebrity needs to go away.

Oh and those of you "Southerns" getting offended with the writing, get a life. IF you really were a Southern you would not be taking the time to give two shi*s as to what was written. The article was written with a Southern Drawl (I think I spelled that right). You just need something to bit*h about. Read the other posts, they have the same sarcastic tone to them but are writen without the Southern drawl. You don't hear the NonSouthern folk complaining.

Posted at 4:14PM on Aug 7th 2007 by lissabell

98. this iz just nasty and tasteless,maybe she waz buying sum nice kava kava lol.

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 7th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist!!(kadintodd2@aol.com)

99. That has to be one of the most unflattering photos I've ever seen. I realize it's just the angle, but her legs look SOOOOOOOO frickin' funny!

Posted at 4:22PM on Aug 7th 2007 by naughynaughty

100. #6 i don't think i've ever hit a PARKED car thank you very much.

and she does look slightly thinner. even tho that busted-ass weave is blinding me.

Posted at 4:43PM on Aug 7th 2007 by megerella

101. omg--this is the best post ever...i CRACKED up, Y'ALL!!!

Posted at 4:49PM on Aug 7th 2007 by jennifergrohl

102. I LOVE TMZ!!!! I read this and just started cracking up!!! You guys are the best!

Posted at 4:40PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lo

103. 24. Brit did not pull a hit and run.
Brit did not hurt or kill anyone.
Brit has insurance and a driver's license.
Not many can claim that

Posted at 1:55PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Grace E.


And your point is? Obviously, you don't think "Brit" needs some help with all these unnecessary publicity she's bringing upon herself. Judging from all the events that has transpired so far with her, she needs psychological, mental, and most of all spiritual help she can get. I hope she gets it soon before it's too late; it's a shame there are children in the picture.

Posted at 6:01PM on Aug 7th 2007 by man0war777

104. Hey, I thought she had a driver?

Posted at 10:14PM on Aug 7th 2007 by ELI

105. And these celebrities always wonder why sites such as TMZ(along with its millions of ppl/fans)always write about(and mercilessly make fun of) them.

Posted at 5:04PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Steven Millan