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Paris and Nicole, the Porn

Posted Aug 7th 2007 7:00AM by TMZ Staff

Ever wonder what it's really like for high profile socialites in prison? "Paris and Nicole Go to Jail" presents a very x-rated version of the celebulites' jail hijinks. The new porn from Venom Digital Media shows the two pokey pals -- played by seasoned thespians Sindee Jennings and Aubrey Addams -- finding "that life is different on the inside, and at first have trouble adapting, but soon learn how to get things in prison by becoming friendly with the warden, the guards, the inmates."

Fans of the fearsome twosome can watch their porn doubles get it on behind bars this September.

"Pirates" Stuntman Sues Disney

Stuntman Anthony Angelotti is aaaaarghuing with Walt Disney and the producers of "Pirates of the Caribbean" over injuries he allegedly sustained while working on the film. Sue me down!

As reported in the L.A. Times yesterday, Angelotti recently sued Disney for injuries he claims he suffered while working on the "Pirates" sequels, "Dead Man's Chest" and "At World's End" as Johnny Depp's stunt double. During a performance of the "human yo-yo stunt," says Angelotti, he sustained serious injuries to his pelvis, legs and bladder. The stunt simulates a fall from 80 feet. Worse than walking the plank!

TMZ has exclusively obtained a copy of the lawsuit, which alleges that Disney failed to properly supervise and carry out the "human yo-yo" and as a result, Angelotti's endured physical and emotional pain, as well as lost wages and work. Man overboard! The case goes to court this December. Arrrrrgggggggghhhh!

Heidi and Spencer Strike Again

Boobtastic "Hills" princess Heidi Montag struck out against former BFF Lauren Conrad in an interview with Philadelphia radio station Q102 yesterday. The pneumatic blonde and her attention-whoring fiance Spencer Pratt lashed out against Conrad, report Us Weekly. Said Montag, of her former friend and roomie, "I think it's really pathetic that she's so obsessed with my life and my relationship. I think she needs to concentrate on something else, it's sad." Pot calling kettle much?

Then Montag quashed any hope of a reconciliation by saying "I never could be friends with a low-life like that."

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31. Lauren "LC" has shown poise and class during her brush with fame - perhaps Heidi needs to take a lesson from her. I'm sure Lauren could care less about Heidi and Spencer since they are just trying use her good name to remain in the spotlight. It is very sad and pathetic that Heidi has sunk so low to bash her one time friend just so she can be an attention hungry media whore. We do not care about her or her controlling, mentally abusive, ugly little "fiance". I hope she fades away before she makes an even bigger ass of herself!

Posted at 11:24AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Care Bear

32. What I am really looking forward to seeing is the new online talkshow by Worldwide Biggies with Amy Sedaris as the host. That's that new online venture funded by Albie Hecht with money from Alan Patricof's Greycroft LLC, Platform Equity and PrismVenture Works. It would be fun if they could distribute Tek Jansen as well, the Stephen Colbert cartoon.

Posted at 11:30AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Ace

33. i have never watched the hills and i don't know who spencer ot heidi are, but i read an interview with lauren and she didn't badmouth like spencer did. they just want attention because they know they have nothing else going on for them.

Posted at 11:40AM on Aug 7th 2007 by hora

34. I think Spencer Pratt is a wanna-be, a cling-on, and all around user. But...... i do think it is strange that Lauren has stopped being friends with Heidi and trash talks her to the media just because she doesn't like Heidi's boyfriend. It's a little over the top on lauren's behalf. Because she protests so much it makes her look like she's jealous. Someone forgot to tell lauren that she's NOT a star. She's just some random chick who was in a REALITY show. Get over yourself Lauren!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:43AM on Aug 7th 2007 by mom

35. That slutty toothy cirus clown! If she is sooo in demand why is she always riding LC coat tails? She can not get any press - good, bad or indifferent - without using Lauren. Lets face it Lauren is the star and has been for the past 4 years. Heidi the happless hag was never more than a hanger-on with "daddy" issues. Don't get me started on SideShow Spencer!

Posted at 12:31PM on Aug 7th 2007 by H Clinton

36. Spencer has early 90's hair!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:33PM on Aug 7th 2007 by sturgy

37. #4 Posted at 7:47AM on Aug 7th 2007 by Team Lauren - EXCELLENT POINT.

People should protest by writing MTV and letting them know they want that sleazzzzzzzzzzzzz Spencer off the show.

Posted at 12:46PM on Aug 7th 2007 by yep

38. Wow..Heidi should really get over herself! Her new look that she probably paid a butt load for doesnt make her look any better, but than again she could spend all the money in the world and that broad would still be FUGLY..all she has to do is open her mouth and it all spews out..Seriously do us all a favor and just vanish!! No one cares about you and your troll looking man!! Lauren has class and thats something you could never buy! Keeping talking crap because all it does is make you look really bad!!

Posted at 12:51PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Xtina

39. For those of you who watch the HIlls I am sure you will agree that if Heidi watches the show herself, she would see and feel what everyone thinks about Spencer. He's a low life pig and a male slut.

Posted at 1:05PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jackie

40. SPENCER AND HEIDI WOULD BE NOWHERE WITHOUT LAUREN AND HER SHOW!!! THEY OWE ALL THEIR OPPORTUNITIES TO LAUREN, AND THIS IS HOW THEY REPAY HER??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SPENCER IS A COMPLETE DIRT-BAG AND HEIDI IS A MINDLESS TWIT WITH NO TALENT WHAT SO EVER!! HOW DARE THEY SAY ANYTHING DEROGATORY ABOUT LAUREN WHEN ALL SHE WAS ,WAS HEIDI'S FRIEND!! THESE TWO DESERVE NO PRESS AT ALL, I HOPE THEY ROT---SPENCER IS A PARASITE AND A TOOL! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HEIDI FINDS OUT HE CHEATED ON HER AGAIN!! HAHAHAHAH LOSERS

Posted at 1:16PM on Aug 7th 2007 by MARGO

41. Hey mom #35 Its LCs show, where the hell you been? What does Heidi and Spencer have? NOT A SHOW!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha. Hey mom, go watch Leave it to Beaver.

Posted at 1:21PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lori

42. Lauren has not trashed Heidi one bit. She has answered all her INTERVIEW questions with poise and grace. Heidi on the other hand was outright bitchy. Lauren has never taken out a blog to specifically attack either of them. Lauren hates them because of the sex tape rumor, not because Heidi is with Spencer. And, she is a STAR.

Posted at 1:26PM on Aug 7th 2007 by lindsey

43. I'm terrified that Heidi and Spencer will start having babies.

Posted at 1:40PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Hope

44. Heidi is an idiot!!!!!!!!!! Lauren has been very graceful to Heidi but Heidi is off in her own little world with Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spencer is a player!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:01PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lauren rox

45. Are you kidding - Heidi will not be friends with a "low life" like Lauren. She is a complete idiot. She has not taste and is DISGUSTING. Her fame will end soon, but at least she will have those new boobies to make Spencer some money with. Idiots.

Posted at 2:38PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Another comment

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