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Prince von Ahole Works It Out

TMZ captured the Bavarian cuckoo in the heart of West Hollywood, just after his workout at the fabulous Crunch Gym, a favorite of musclebound underwear models and up and coming actors.


While the housebound Zsa Zsa Gabor, 90, rests in her disputed Bel Air mansion, her buy-a-title Prince trolls the local shops after his exercise. TMZ cameras asked if he was getting in shape to be able to fend off any future "attackers," and gold chain enhanced royal pain said, "Ziss vass not fun, ziss vass not a fun sing."

Von Ahole is involved in a continuing monetary dispute with Zsa Zsa's daughter, Francesca Hilton, who is Paris Hilton's aunt.

Repeat: "Ziss vass not fun, ziss vass not a fun sing."



Tags: crunch gym, CrunchGym, francesca hilton, FrancescaHilton, paris, prince von ahole, PrinceVonAhole, zsa zsa gabor, ZsaZsaGabor

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16. Didn't I read that he called both the police and Entertainment Tonight to report his supposed "attack?" You can't tell me that he didn't orchestrate the whole thing just for publicity - remember his claim that he was the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter?? Who wants to hear anything about this guy anyways??

Posted at 10:09AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Kaillee

17. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS OLD UGLY MAN IS BACK IN THE NEWS...THIS IS THE BIGGEST LOSER IN THE WORLD..HE IS A LIAR AND IS A PUBLICITY HO...HIS POOR WIFE..I HOPE HER DAUGHTER WINS THE CASE

Posted at 8:28PM on Aug 7th 2007 by IDA

18. She's usually out slapping cops, it's not like her to be isolated. Seriously, Is he holding her captive. He's probably poisoning her to a slow death. I hope the daughter wins. He's trying to take the family fortune & falsely accusing the daughter of things didn't do. And 3 months ago he admits to having sex with Anna Nichole, while in the relationship with ZaaZaa. He needs to get lost. He's a grimy gold-digger.

SOCIAL SERVICES NEEDS TO CHECK ON ZAA ZAA, SEE THAT SHE'S OK.

Posted at 8:30PM on Aug 7th 2007 by sandi

19. He's as nutty as a fruitcake and ugly as hell, too. No more news about a-hole, TMZ, he's making me want to barf.

Posted at 8:42PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lee

20. Who writes this stuff!!! Funny !!!!!!!!! Ziss vass not fun!!!! Ziss vass not fun!!!! Ziss vass not fun!!!! Haaaaahahhahahahahahahah!!!!! Von Ahole !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haaaaahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!

Thank you TMZ for splitting meeez gut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted at 8:55PM on Aug 7th 2007 by camel from canada

21. Old bastard was out prowling for some p-ssy and got hold of a wildcat. Poor Zsa Zsa

Posted at 9:47PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Little mamma bear

22. Is this guy for real? How come his clothes were taken and not his cell phone?? There can't possibly be 3 women that hard up to want to see this guy without his clothes!

Posted at 10:30PM on Aug 8th 2007 by dee dee

23. Go home and take care of your wife. No one wants you old man. You better be taking good care of her, where is she?

Posted at 12:33AM on Aug 8th 2007 by F*G*I*H**

24. FREE ZSA ZSA!

Posted at 7:11AM on Aug 8th 2007 by laughing bull

25. I know this guy is a loser, but he is funny for some odd reason. I love his accent, and he seems so scandalous, that makes him interesting.

Posted at 1:00PM on Aug 8th 2007 by UUGGG

26. LMAO... this guy is a fruitcake, I hope Zsa Zsa is okay this guy gives me the creeps !

Posted at 10:45AM on Aug 8th 2007 by angiep

27. This guy cracks me up. I like his sense of humor.

Posted at 1:27PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Petunia

28. FOR # 11. DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT THE FAKE PRINCE IS GAY?? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD AND EVEN GERMANY KNOWS THAT HE IS GAY. AND IS ALSO A CON MAN , A LIAR, AND A THIEF. WHY DO YOU THINK SHAVED 15 0R 20 YEARS OFF HIS AGE AND TOLD ZSA ZSA HE WAS A PRINCE? IN HER POOR SICK LITTLE MIND SHE BELIEVED HIM, AND THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE HER A PRINCESS. I WISH SOMETHING DEVASTATING WOULD HAPPEN TO HIM -NOT KILL HIM. THAT WOULD BE TO GOOD FOR HIM.

Posted at 2:07AM on Aug 9th 2007 by suzette

29. PLEASE Note: Francesca is NOT a Hilton. She was fathered by actor John Louder, who had an affair with Zsa Zsa just before her divorce from Conrad Hilton. Connie NEVER accepted Francesca as his child, and even threatened to disown her from the will. He relented when his lawyers contested that Zsa Zsa could keep the will in probate for many months, following the settlement of the estate. He left her a token amount of $100,000 in his will. She has made a career ( talentless ) claiming to be a 'Hilton' but she is NOT.

Posted at 1:24AM on Aug 12th 2007 by cactusjack

30. I wish the Prince - or better yet Zsa Zsa (if she is up to it or with her daughter's help would sue Howard K. Stern for the emotional distress she endured due to her husband being one of the possible fathers of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern Birkhead!

HKS deserves to be punished for his crimes and all the wrong he has done to people.

If he had co-operated with the DNA immediatedly as he should have, the Prince would not have publicly stated there was a slight chance he could be the father.

Can you just imagine poor Zsa Zsa and the rest of her family thinking she might have to accept a baby at her age. In a way, it is a shame he isn't the real father as Dannielynn would be much better off with Zsa Zsa and Auntie Francesca than she is with Larry Birkhead and the evil, kidnapping, lying "Aunt Bon Bon Bonnie Stern" and the lying, kidnapping grandparents, "Brancha and Leon Stern!"

Posted at 2:05PM on Aug 18th 2007 by Ex LB Supporter

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