Vince McMahon -- The New Eddie Murphy?!

Now that the Chris Benoit horror has left the front pages, WWEenie Vince McMahon is finally moving past that whole "death" storyline he was working on -- and slipping into the always entertaining world of -- illegitimate children! Pure class, people!

On "Monday Night Raw," the WWE chairman was served with a paternity suit for a child he's "accused" of siring. Expect Vince to challenge the "mother" to a loser-take-baby steel cage match -- where one of them will leave the ring with a shaved head!

Then expect Eddie Murphy to try and solve his paternity war with Scary Spice using the same technique!

Tags: Vince McMahon, VinceMcmahon

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16.
The man is a genius , turning somewhat boring wrestling to the soap opera most have to watch... I hate the guy but isn't that what he wants...
He is the sports owner that other sports owners wish they could get away with... I have always been puzzled how congress can check baseball for
roids but never wrestling... I am sure that at least one wrestler will be dead
before the ball comes down at times square...

Posted at 4:33PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Doc

17. this man has taken so many steroids there is no way he could have fathered a kid. Medical science hasn't progressed that far.
HEY TMZ
you want a real scoop, follow this loon to the beach and take a photo of him with out his shirt on, let;s see how puny he is without his shoulder pads.
Man that guy looks worse that Britney,
Eww now I have an image of him with Britney and what their offspring would look like... if he could have kids but I hear that is the first thing steroids takes from you, the power to reproduce.

Posted at 4:37PM on Aug 7th 2007 by alien agreed

18. Does anyone understand that what he does is "entertainment"? What he does on his shows isn't anything that isn't going on on daytime tv. HINT: IT'S NOT REAL FOLKS!

Posted at 4:45PM on Aug 7th 2007 by get a clue

19. One of the posts that I read refers to "rednecks" in a negative fashion.

Boy, you are too tightly wound! We are talking about the story line of wrestling and you want blue blooded Bostonians sitting in the crowd?

Visit some of the college day rooms and see just how many rednecks, n-words, and so on sitting there cheering for their favorite guy!

Dude, we're talkin' wrestlin' here. Wrestlin' dude, we're talkin' wrestlin' here!

A (no) muse (thought); Amusement = without thought - huh?

Posted at 4:57AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Cdalealden

20. Britney Spears would never have his kid, because he doesn't work for her.

Posted at 5:13PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Babyface

21. say what you will about McMahon, but the truth is, he turned a boring little business into a multi billion dollar corporation, true American capitalism at work. and PS, i'd love to see Stephanie back on the tube, implants and all.

Posted at 5:24PM on Aug 7th 2007 by disgruntled

22. Tmz fs up again no such thing as illegitimate children Just illegitimate parents

Posted at 5:26PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Al baby

23. wait...one of his "female" wrestlers is obviously pregnant. she's under contract. how would YOU swing it so she still "works"?? im guessing theres not a pregnancy leave of absence in the WWE!!

im not a big fan of some of the things Vince McMahon has done (faking your own murder is borderline morbid...and well..the chris benoit story...i dont think theres a right or wrong way to handle that one)....but him pregnanting someone in the WWE?....i find that hilarious and the story to be interesting if youre into this stuff....who is it? Trish Stratus? Lita? May Young? its all schtupp people....dont take it so seriously!!

at least he didnt hire that jerk Pacman Jones like the other wrestling show did!! now that is idiotic in my opinion!!

Posted at 5:34PM on Aug 7th 2007 by rick

24. What a great morality stunt for such a wonderful family show!

How absurd having a paternity issue stunt with all those children watching!

He makes me want to PUKE!!!

Posted at 6:28PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Ima Bitch

25. Deadbeats come in all colors and flavors...lol

Posted at 6:40PM on Aug 7th 2007 by www.weneedtostop.com

26. The difference between McMahon's story and Eddie Murphy's ordeal is that Murphy's is real and Vinnie Mac's is part of the STORYLINE.

Either way it was great to see Vince trash the media last night on Raw. Love him or hate him the guy is one helluva businessman.

Posted at 6:51PM on Aug 7th 2007 by B-heard

27. Anyone who actually believes in a WWE storyline needs to be evaluated.

Posted at 7:01PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Mr. Black

28. Shame you skipped Vince's introduction to the STORYLINE where he bashed the media industry, news reporters and how it is no longer REAL news but part of the ENTERTAINMENT business. Would of put you bitches in you place!

Posted at 8:49PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Mike

29. its just tv u morons.get over urselves.

Posted at 7:54PM on Aug 7th 2007 by truckguy1

30. Why is everyone getting so pissy at the wwe? Its entertainment people gets not real so get over it!!... Yeah so maybe it could be considered a soap opera whats wrong with that? It entertainment for some people... What chris benoit did whats chris benoits own actions...He would have to face his maker .....The wrestlers are also adults ..they should know the consequences of taking steroids it their RESPONSIBLITY!!! they r not children...I watch it with my kids and i explain that those r just story lines and are not to be in any way repeated in teir lives... I take the responsibilty for my children ... I explain that ALL illegal drugs are bad ...So if you dont like the WWE they its simple DONT WATCH IT!!!

Posted at 7:54PM on Aug 7th 2007 by WWE FAN

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