Vince McMahon -- The New Eddie Murphy?!
Now that the Chris Benoit horror has left the front pages, WWEenie Vince McMahon is finally moving past that whole "death" storyline he was working on -- and slipping into the always entertaining world of -- illegitimate children! Pure class, people!
On "Monday Night Raw," the WWE chairman was served with a paternity suit for a child he's "accused" of siring. Expect Vince to challenge the "mother" to a loser-take-baby steel cage match -- where one of them will leave the ring with a shaved head!
Then expect Eddie Murphy to try and solve his paternity war with Scary Spice using the same technique!