1. She doesn't look like Tamara Feldman.

Posted at 4:08PM on Aug 8th 2007 by wisegirl

2. I'm sure this new woman is crazy about Bruce for his dynamic personality as well as his good old fashioned Republican views. Not. I saw a thankfully brief interview with Willis which aired LIVE on the MSNBC Chris Matthews Show and Willis could not string two sentences together without a script. it was ummmmmmmmmmm pause , it was very embarassing.
Not the intellectual he thinks he is.

Posted at 4:26PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Sabrina

3. Eat your heart out Demi!

Posted at 4:27PM on Aug 8th 2007 by mickeylou

4. Ewwwwwwwwww! He looks like uncle Fester.

Posted at 4:29PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Barbara

5. And Bruce is thinking "up periscope"!

Posted at 4:31PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Cary

6. now that looks hot

Posted at 4:31PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Sexy Bruce

7. I THINK SHE SORT OF LOOKS LIKE DEMI FROM THAT ANGLE AND I THINK BRUCE IS SOOOO HOT!!

Posted at 4:42PM on Aug 8th 2007 by OH YEAH!

8. Bruce Willis is making a movie "starring" D-list loser Mischa Barton and NO-lister Rumor Willis? ROTFLMAO, like who is going to see this besides their immediate family! Mischa Barton is a no-talent skank-HO who probably can't EVEN get her immediate family into the theatre to see her, and adding poor newbie Rumor to the Mischa trainwreck.........BOMBS AWAY!

I predict this bomb will go straight to video, where it will make absolutely nothing, proving what we already know about no-talent skanky Mischa and killing any chances of a film career for Rumor. Wake up, Bruce, I luv ya, and there isn't a week that goes by that I don't slide Die Hard into the DVD player, but this movie with Mischa and Rumor is gonna be pure garbage. People (like me) may go see anything YOU are in, Bruce, but my loyalty to you does not extend to trashy Mischa Barton and your daughter. And BTW, Bruce, your daughter I would probably go see, JUST because i luv ya, Bruce, but you had to put Mischa into it??? WHY do that to Rumor, who needs some decent support her first time out. But your girlfriend is super, way to go, Bruce, you will ALWAYS have what it takes where it REALLY counts! Playing in a pool, no make-up, and she is stunning. I don't know who she is, but you certainly know how to pick them. Now just replace Mischa with someone CLASSY and who can act and give Rumor a chance and you will be batting a hundred!

Posted at 4:54PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Joss

9. Old man chasing young chicks.

Christ on a cracker...where's the news?

Posted at 5:01PM on Aug 8th 2007 by HennyPenny

10. Looks like an old sea monster coming up out of the deep!!!!

Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 8th 2007 by hotterthanthat

11. This is no second-rater.
Superfox Karen McDougal, Playmate of the Year 1998

Posted at 5:12PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Insidestraight

12. Really what kind of example is he setting for his daughters. Besides being turned off of men competently. They have a step dad who could be a playground playmate and Dad is dating there peers. Those poor girls will grow up hating men in general.

Posted at 5:13PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Dawn

13. i bet she's riding that pony in that pic, ya baby

Posted at 5:27PM on Aug 8th 2007 by caveman

14. Dawn, don't be bitter. I'm sorry your husband traded your wrinkled old ass in for a younger model, but that's no reason to come here and hate.

This glorious double standard has been here for centuries, and I LOVE IT!

Bruce is the man!

Posted at 5:31PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Johnny SoCal

15. Poor thing looks like he just lost control of his bowels...

Posted at 5:34PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Prince Romanoff