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*theme song* It's time for Gummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmi! *smattering of applause*

America's favorite ursine sensation, Gummi Bear Davis, was in a little car confrontation last night, but the car was unhurt. GumGum bagged on a driver who failed to move on a green light. Do not hold up the bear!


Sporting a dent in his forehead and what appears to be remnants of a jelly donut in his teeth, the waddling bear chatted TMZ cameras outside of Forte restaurant in Beverly Hills, where the waddling bottle blond brought us up to date on his latest forest wanderings.

Gummi's working on something, but he wouldn't say exactly what, but confirmed that he and brother Greasy don't just take up time and space, and that he was "building my own name." Apparently, one sandwich at a time. *theme song* *two people clapping*



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, jason davis, JasonDavis

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1. OH Gum, your back. I have missed you. Don't stay away so long, next time!

Posted at 10:44AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Fan'O'Gummi

2. that's funny...lol

Posted at 10:45AM on Aug 8th 2007 by www.weneedtostop.com

3. Who give the s**t about this fat face anyway.

Posted at 10:45AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Say what☺

4. ....please tell me what this lard-ass is good for????

Posted at 10:47AM on Aug 8th 2007 by pass the McDonalds

5. TMZ why do you waste time and space on this fat nobody.

Posted at 10:51AM on Aug 8th 2007 by JG

6. What an adorable little side kick he has with him. Mr. Davis is so intriguing, and interesting, and he is always surrounded by the absolutely COOLEST people. Wish I could get into his circle..............woe is me.

Posted at 11:40AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Fan'O'Gummi

7. Is this the kind of exciting stuff we're gonna see on your tv show?

It's amazing how it's done. A complete nobody, turned by gossips/paparazzi into media fodder, simply to feed their need for 'scandal.'

Not enough real stars to watch going in and out of clubs? Just create more to fill the need.

Ergo...this guy you think is worhy of coverage.

Posted at 6:06PM on Aug 9th 2007 by alex milstein

8. fat boy.

Posted at 11:12AM on Aug 8th 2007 by joe russo

9. Why does TMZ obsess about this guy? Do they get paid to promote him? Makes no sense.

Posted at 1:23PM on Aug 8th 2007 by knumbknuts

10. GUMMI BEAR = GREEK GOD GONE WILD !!! (He will make an appearance in Miami this saturday during Brody Jenner's birthday party. He will attempt to beat Spencer Pratt in eating the most tobacco and clam juice ice cream).

Posted at 1:53PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Lord Snooty

11. WHO IS THAT FAT BLUB ANYWAYS? WHAT DOES HE DO OR WHAT IS HE KNOW FOR BESIDES BEING FAT N UGLY ???
NEVER HEARD OF HIM BEFORE

Posted at 11:18AM on Aug 8th 2007 by ura dork

12. DROP GUMMI STORIES FASTER THAN HE INHALES A BOX OF DING DONGS.

WHO CARES?!?

Posted at 11:20AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Kris

13. The sun is so bright.... his big ass might be able to see if he didn't have those shades on all the time.
I'm sure the lenses are greasy from the pork chops and jelly donughts.

Somebody push him back in the ocean.

Posted at 5:11PM on Aug 8th 2007 by blacklab

14. I find him a thousand times more interesting and likable than "The Hills" morons.

Posted at 11:29AM on Aug 8th 2007 by mmmmmhm

15. Who is this guy? I've never heard of him before.

Posted at 11:37AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Lauren

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