*theme song* It's time for Gummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmi! *smattering of applause*
America's favorite ursine sensation, Gummi Bear Davis, was in a little car confrontation last night, but the car was unhurt. GumGum bagged on a driver who failed to move on a green light. Do not hold up the bear!
Sporting a dent in his forehead and what appears to be remnants of a jelly donut in his teeth, the waddling bear chatted TMZ cameras outside of Forte restaurant in Beverly Hills, where the waddling bottle blond brought us up to date on his latest forest wanderings.
Gummi's working on something, but he wouldn't say exactly what, but confirmed that he and brother Greasy don't just take up time and space, and that he was "building my own name." Apparently, one sandwich at a time. *theme song* *two people clapping*
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsOH Gum, your back. I have missed you. Don't stay away so long, next time!
....please tell me what this lard-ass is good for????
What an adorable little side kick he has with him. Mr. Davis is so intriguing, and interesting, and he is always surrounded by the absolutely COOLEST people. Wish I could get into his circle..............woe is me.
Is this the kind of exciting stuff we're gonna see on your tv show?
It's amazing how it's done. A complete nobody, turned by gossips/paparazzi into media fodder, simply to feed their need for 'scandal.'
Not enough real stars to watch going in and out of clubs? Just create more to fill the need.
Ergo...this guy you think is worhy of coverage.
Why does TMZ obsess about this guy? Do they get paid to promote him? Makes no sense.
GUMMI BEAR = GREEK GOD GONE WILD !!! (He will make an appearance in Miami this saturday during Brody Jenner's birthday party. He will attempt to beat Spencer Pratt in eating the most tobacco and clam juice ice cream).
WHO IS THAT FAT BLUB ANYWAYS? WHAT DOES HE DO OR WHAT IS HE KNOW FOR BESIDES BEING FAT N UGLY ???
NEVER HEARD OF HIM BEFORE
DROP GUMMI STORIES FASTER THAN HE INHALES A BOX OF DING DONGS.
WHO CARES?!?
The sun is so bright.... his big ass might be able to see if he didn't have those shades on all the time.
I'm sure the lenses are greasy from the pork chops and jelly donughts.
Somebody push him back in the ocean.
I find him a thousand times more interesting and likable than "The Hills" morons.
















