Train Wrecks
Gummi Bear in Crack Up

*theme song* It's time for Gummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmi! *smattering of applause*

America's favorite ursine sensation, Gummi Bear Davis, was in a little car confrontation last night, but the car was unhurt. GumGum bagged on a driver who failed to move on a green light. Do not hold up the bear!


Sporting a dent in his forehead and what appears to be remnants of a jelly donut in his teeth, the waddling bear chatted TMZ cameras outside of Forte restaurant in Beverly Hills, where the waddling bottle blond brought us up to date on his latest forest wanderings.

Gummi's working on something, but he wouldn't say exactly what, but confirmed that he and brother Greasy don't just take up time and space, and that he was "building my own name." Apparently, one sandwich at a time. *theme song* *two people clapping*



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1. OH Gum, your back. I have missed you. Don't stay away so long, next time!

Posted at 10:44AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Fan'O'Gummi

2. that's funny...lol

Posted at 10:45AM on Aug 8th 2007 by www.weneedtostop.com

3. Who give the s**t about this fat face anyway.

Posted at 10:45AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Say what☺

4. ....please tell me what this lard-ass is good for????

Posted at 10:47AM on Aug 8th 2007 by pass the McDonalds

5. TMZ why do you waste time and space on this fat nobody.

Posted at 10:51AM on Aug 8th 2007 by JG

6. fat boy.

Posted at 11:12AM on Aug 8th 2007 by joe russo

7. WHO IS THAT FAT BLUB ANYWAYS? WHAT DOES HE DO OR WHAT IS HE KNOW FOR BESIDES BEING FAT N UGLY ???
NEVER HEARD OF HIM BEFORE

Posted at 11:18AM on Aug 8th 2007 by ura dork

8. DROP GUMMI STORIES FASTER THAN HE INHALES A BOX OF DING DONGS.

WHO CARES?!?

Posted at 11:20AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Kris

9. I find him a thousand times more interesting and likable than "The Hills" morons.

Posted at 11:29AM on Aug 8th 2007 by mmmmmhm

10. i really thought he'd been at a "fat farm"--we haven't seen him in a while--but no luck there! he's got the money for the very best surgeons to help him--just don't know why he doesn't care!

Posted at 11:32AM on Aug 8th 2007 by sonja

11. Go Gummi!!

Posted at 11:34AM on Aug 8th 2007 by mmagic

12. Who is this guy? I've never heard of him before.

Posted at 11:37AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Lauren

13. What an adorable little side kick he has with him. Mr. Davis is so intriguing, and interesting, and he is always surrounded by the absolutely COOLEST people. Wish I could get into his circle..............woe is me.

Posted at 11:40AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Fan'O'Gummi

14. Yo Booboo, Gummi is busier than your average bear!

Where is my baby, Greasy Bear?? Update, please.

Posted at 11:43AM on Aug 8th 2007 by she smiled

15. Who IS this loser anyway and why should any of us care what he does?

Posted at 11:46AM on Aug 8th 2007 by Dr. Quest

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