Hef Gets Down with the Brown

Jurassic Playboy Hugh Hefner and nine of his nurses girlfriends hit the early bird special at West Hollywood restaurant Ketchup on Tuesday. Some fries with that little blue pill!?


The 81-year-old childlike zombie bachelor trailed behind, as his bevy of buxom bottle blondes (and two brunettes!) exited the eatery. For insurance purposes, shouldn't he be in a wheelchair?

Hef's 22-year-old "Girls Next Door" love Bunny, Kendra Wilkinson, can be heard commanding her concubine king to "Say hi to TMZ." It's unclear if Hef actually heard her.



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16. A "shonda for the goyim"! lol

Posted at 12:15PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Yetta

17. Kendra is SO getto. She should take her cheap ass home to mama and her goofy-looking little brother.

Posted at 2:38PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Reginald

18. ------
What is the prognosis ? Will he make through the night ?

Posted at 12:22PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Sebastian

19. I actually like the show and the for the most part the girls seems somewhat normal and nice. As far as Hef goes he's living the dream life and you can't hate the guy, I mean he revolutionized the sex industry. Did a lot for civil rights, some of the first black people on TV were on his tv show that he had back in the 50's or 60's? The ONLY thing that bugs me is how obvious and selfish it is of Holly wanting to have his child. I mean come on we all know the guy is probably not going to be around in 20yrs, so knowing this why would she want to bring a kid who will probably grow up without a dad?? I hope he doesn't give her a child. I think it funny how she ALWAYS talks about having a kid with her "PUFFIN" but then says, "Heff's not ready for kids!" The guys is a 1000 yrs old he was ready like 950 years ago Bitch. DO I HEAR $$$$$$$$$

Posted at 12:22PM on Aug 8th 2007 by deelicious

20. Hef and the girls minus Kendra make great tv.

Posted at 12:23PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Trixey

21. Ewwwwwww. Ewwwwwww. Ewwwwwww.

Posted at 12:25PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Prnzez

22. yeah hes lucky viagras not a controlled substance lol,hed proby be considred addicted with how much he probly needs at his age.but maybeee he haz 2 make sure his bank account doesnt dip even more than his pecker because 1 less dollar and those hos would be outta there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:29PM on Aug 8th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist!!(kadintodd2@aol.com)

23. he has to be the most disgusting pig on the face of this earth. wonder how he would feel watching a dirty old man abusing his daughter. he makes me want to vomit. he has no respect for women at all, and in fact, has made a living off exploiting them.

Posted at 12:37PM on Aug 8th 2007 by annab

24. I like the Girls Next Door. They make me laugh. And for people who make fun of Hef because he's old - you'll be old too, but much less rich. Do you make fun of your grandparents like that? So say what you want when you can. You'll be wishing at his age that you had such a charmed life! And we all are going to be old - unless you die young.

Posted at 12:35PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Catherine

25. As I know and all of you know that the reason these gals hang on is for their own benefit, i.e cash, inherited fame, etc. No big secret

On the other hand:....
I'm glad for Hef that he can have this much attention. Good for him. It hurts no one but him. And it is none of our business how he slings his millions around.

The part that gets me is all the people on here who beat up the elderly. This is the only country I have been to that has an issue with age. People age and the posters who put down the elderly are going to be there themselves one day. Lets see if they take offense when someone kicks them to the curb because they are just merely older. These are people for petes sake. Not yesterdays newspapers. Superficial people need to open their eyes, non of us stay the same. However our brains are the last body part to think or feel old. It is the shell around it that changes. That does not mean that the elderly are disgusting, dirty, vile or any different than a young person. So, some of you posters who are superficial, cold hearted and arrogant, remember that there is karma and your actions and thoughts today may come back to haunt you later. Be kind to all.

Posted at 12:35PM on Aug 8th 2007 by SteveT

26. As much as I love "The Girls Next Door", I have to say that Hef is definitely starting to look aged. If you watch the shows from 2005, you can see the difference. Have to wonder how much longer those girls will hang around.

Posted at 12:37PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Christy

27. Not a whole lot of people admire an elderly man who pays young women to surround themselves around him. To me it just validates his empty and pathetic lifestyle. Looks are great but I just can't stand being around immature and dumb women. This guy does it 24/7. Now that's shallow and superficial.

Posted at 12:43PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Jiggy

28. I love the Girls Next Door. They are so funny - especially Kendra. ;-)

Posted at 12:42PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Ledbetter1212

29. 27. annab

I'm not trying to beat you up here, You might want to rethink your position one more time. Those gals are not victims here. They know exactly what they are doing. They also are big girls and have a choice to display their bodies any way they choose. Hef and his organization do not force these ladies to take their clothes off for money. Also Playboy does its utmost to display women who wish to be in their pictorials to look as classy as they can.

Posted at 12:45PM on Aug 8th 2007 by SteveT

30. StevetT- While your compassion for older people sounds sweet…I’m no bleeding heart for ol Hef being bashed for his age. Has he ever had a girlfriend over the age of 25? I’ld say he’s the one that discriminates when it comes to age.

Posted at 1:01PM on Aug 8th 2007 by YY

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