Hef Gets Down with the Brown

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I really like his Uniform !!

Posted at 2:10PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Sebastian

47. Holly only wants to have his baby so she can latch onto $$$ when he dies and have her foot (and hands) in the Playboy empire. Otherwise she gets her $500K or whatever the amount is, when he dies, and that's it. She knows it's now or never. If the truth was known she probably can't stand him either. Money talks, and she's the biggest slut of the three.

Posted at 2:13PM on Aug 8th 2007 by paralegal

48. I love The Girls Next Door - especially Holly! Anyone who hates on them is JUST JEALOUS!

Posted at 2:21PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Molly

49. hilarious article...! love it!

Posted at 10:27AM on Aug 9th 2007 by compliment to the writer

50. Holly isn't going to get by with too much. As Hef's daughter basically runs the company now. And i don't see her giving into these dames. She is one business savvy gal herself.

Posted at 2:26PM on Aug 8th 2007 by SteveT

51. He's a pathetic, dirty old man. There's no fool like an old fool.

Posted at 2:35PM on Aug 8th 2007 by paralegal

52. He's a pathetic, dirty old man. There's no fool like an old fool.

Posted at 2:37PM on Aug 8th 2007 by paralegal

53. I agree that we will all be old one day. But.........we all won't be old and making a FOOL of ourselves! Would you want to be the laughing stock of your generation? Nobody takes this man seriously anymore. Mostly NOT his peers.

He should have let his very savy daughter take over and QUIETLY retire. Have all the fake-ass girls around, hard boobs all over you, girls hiding to puke, and servants galore, but do we have to see it on a T.V. show?!

Just not how one is suppose to live in the winter of life. Oh well, better him then my Grandpa
looking like a moron.

Posted at 2:41PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Give me a break

54. Nice bimbo whores you got hanging on you old man!!

Posted at 2:40PM on Aug 8th 2007 by celebs_suck

55. I agree with you Steve T (#40). That's why Holly is trying to convince him to have a baby. Otherwise, she's left out in the cold, with only $500K when he dies. In my opinion, $500K is an insult from him. If I remember correctly, he's leaving $500K to her and $300K to the other two if they are still with him when he dies. Personally, I would be insulted at those amounts if I were them.

Posted at 2:43PM on Aug 8th 2007 by paralegal

56. Hef changed the World in regards to nudity and he helped influence nudity in films and television and every magazine now out there trying ot sell their rags are now showing nudity to help their circulation thanks to Hefs innovative ways and even rags like TMZ got in on the bandwagon of showing more nudity so why do you rag on and diss a Man who saw the future and helped changed our morals and helped the World loosen up. You so called journalist at TMZ who put EVERYONE DOWN ARE MAJOR A**HOLES!!

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Frankie

57. I agree with you Steve T (#40). Holly knows that she will only get $500K unless she can have a baby before he dies. His daughter Christie (sp?) probably won't stand for anything more unless she's forced to (like support for a baby, and possibly part of the estate). She's no fool, only Hef is. If I remember correctly, Hef is leaving Holly $500K and $300 to each of the other two if they are still with him when he dies. Personally, I would be insulted at those amounts if I were those bimbos. Obviously, Holly sees the handwriting on the wall, so she'd better hurry. lol

Posted at 2:52PM on Aug 8th 2007 by paralegal

58. I just had a funny thought. If that old man doesn't OD on viagra soon, Christie would probably like to have him castrated. ROFL

Posted at 3:03PM on Aug 8th 2007 by paralegal

59. I just had a funny thought. If that dirty old man doesn't OD on viagra soon, Christie would probably like to have him castrated. rofl

Posted at 3:04PM on Aug 8th 2007 by paralegal

60. omg i love The Girls Next door..i can't believe you guys don't like that show..i think you must have serious jealousy issues people..can't be them so you won't watch? the show is so much better then you think!! it's like the x rated seinfeld!! i can watch reruns of it over and over and still not get bored of it. I can't wait for the show to return in a few weeks. love you bridget!!!

Posted at 3:48PM on Aug 8th 2007 by MS Katie