Rodeo Swallows the Sausage

Manly cowboy chick Rodeo didn't win Poison frontman Bret Michael's heart on the reality train wreck romance show "Rock of Love," but she's still got big plans! Yee haw!

She won't be chowing down on Bret's sausage, so the leathery and lace lady has created her own line of "health sausage" that she says "is coming out to benefit people's heath." Mystery meat! Yum!

Who knew that sausage was health food?! She should do well ... nearly everybody loves a nice, big, tasty sausage!

Tags: bret michael, BretMichael, rodeo

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1. first!

Posted at 2:21PM on Aug 8th 2007 by first

2. WTF?I am going to disregard that artivle, I love that show, so glad she got the boot!

Posted at 2:23PM on Aug 8th 2007 by haha

3. She is NOT hot... I think Bret should have picked Brandi or Kristia, Shes just an old sausage head!

Posted at 2:27PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Dudem

4. She is so not hot! I think Bret should have picked Brandi.. hope he picks Jess, well w/e as long as this cowman doesn't win!

Posted at 7:40PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Not HOt

5. She looked too old and leathery to me.

Posted at 2:27PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Marvin

6. I don't even want to think about her and anything having to with a sausage, I am still wondering if there is a sausage in her pants!

Posted at 2:32PM on Aug 8th 2007 by jodiethedesperateho

7. She was scary and psychotic!!

I thought she was Brett's mom when I first saw her....hey new york brought her mom to her show!! But than I realized she was PACKING HER errrrrr "HIS" OWN SAUSAGE!!!

I did not deserve to get booted at the same time as she did....but at least people are watching my new dvd....that's hott!!

Posted at 6:42PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Brandi C.

8. rock of love sucks!

Posted at 2:48PM on Aug 8th 2007 by BABESBLINGANDBOOZE.BLOGSPOT.COM

9. You go Rodeo!! She was my favorite on the show because she was the most sincere and down-to-earth. And talk about a strong woman...she battled cancer and overcame being paralyzed! That makes her the most beautiful to me. The rest of the tramps will be washed up looking (more washed up looking) in about 5 years anyways

Posted at 7:54PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Heather

10. This poor woman seems to have a few mental issues! Just because she is muscle bound does'nt make her a responsible person. She was always trying sooo hard, she just seemed really phony. Most of these girls are total wackos, and I know it's just for money and ratings, but I hope Brett does'nt have kids, and if he does, please don't let them watch their dad being an old perv that does'nt age gracefully! Also, does anyone know WHY he never takes off his bandana or hats? Is he bald or something? It's just wierd to see someone in bed with a hanky on their head 24/7.

Posted at 2:55PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Sandy

11. She was good for laughs, but definately looney toones! Still, the rest of them arent much better! Glad that "pup tent" Brandy is out!

Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 8th 2007 by ththththh

12. I agree with #7... he must be bald now

Posted at 3:09PM on Aug 8th 2007 by realyy

13. I’ld like to say something but I’m afraid Rodeo will read it and go off the deep end.

Posted at 3:06PM on Aug 8th 2007 by hhmmmmm

14. Rodeo, is pretty HOT when she wants to be.

Posted at 8:27AM on Aug 9th 2007 by Dave

15. Great, because I love soyburgers....

Posted at 5:01PM on Aug 8th 2007 by www.weneedtostop.com

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