Rodeo Swallows the Sausage

Manly cowboy chick Rodeo didn't win Poison frontman Bret Michael's heart on the reality train wreck romance show "Rock of Love," but she's still got big plans! Yee haw!

She won't be chowing down on Bret's sausage, so the leathery and lace lady has created her own line of "health sausage" that she says "is coming out to benefit people's heath." Mystery meat! Yum!

Who knew that sausage was health food?! She should do well ... nearly everybody loves a nice, big, tasty sausage!

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16. This woman is seriously hot! I had no idea there were so many jealous, spiteful witches out there.

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 8th 2007 by No No No No No

17. She was scary and psychotic!!

I thought she was Brett's mom when I first saw her....hey new york brought her mom to her show!! But than I realized she was PACKING HER errrrrr "HIS" OWN SAUSAGE!!!

I did not deserve to get booted at the same time as she did....but at least people are watching my new dvd....that's hott!!

Posted at 6:42PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Brandi C.

18. so... is he bald Brandi C??????

Posted at 7:15PM on Aug 8th 2007 by really

19. She is so not hot! I think Bret should have picked Brandi.. hope he picks Jess, well w/e as long as this cowman doesn't win!

Posted at 7:40PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Not HOt

20. You go Rodeo!! She was my favorite on the show because she was the most sincere and down-to-earth. And talk about a strong woman...she battled cancer and overcame being paralyzed! That makes her the most beautiful to me. The rest of the tramps will be washed up looking (more washed up looking) in about 5 years anyways

Posted at 7:54PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Heather

21. She was very entertaing on the show she is a complete whack job

Posted at 8:04PM on Aug 8th 2007 by michelle

22. Tranny

Posted at 11:34PM on Aug 8th 2007 by ace

23. Rodeo-OMG her face and neck are over cooked and dripping old...
Her laugh gave me nighmares all his week and her eyes, can anyone seriously have that much eye ball going on? Good choice to send him home:)

Posted at 12:11AM on Aug 9th 2007 by savannah

24. Rodeo is a freakin' weirdo!!

Posted at 1:11AM on Aug 9th 2007 by Jasmin

25. Actually, in the episode where the ladies had phone sex with him while he had a blood pressure device attached to his member, he didn't have a hat or bandana on and all oh his hair was present. And I wish Rodeo would have won :-(

Posted at 1:50AM on Aug 9th 2007 by Michelle

26. ummm publicity????? you think?
she's still an old bag of a ho!

Posted at 2:29AM on Aug 9th 2007 by pambitch

27. you mean Brandi M., Sam and Jes are the only ones with a brain. And I guess Brandi. M too.

Posted at 2:34AM on Aug 9th 2007 by my business

28. I liked her I thought she was a real class act even if the "tough cowgirl" act is a bit over the top. Crap, look at all the guys act like that all the Garth Brooks wannabes. Whatever.
I watched the show for the first and last time sunday. Bret Michaels is not a "Rockstar" people. Ozzie, Eddie Vedder, Eddie Van Halen, Brandon Boyd, even Brandon Flowers those are "Rockstars". Bret had 2 (count em) 2 hits songs and they both were little trite bs songs. He is old bald wears too much make up (on a motorbike wearing make up Kee ryst) he is kinda paunchy and dresses like its 1992! Yo, he only knows 3 chords on the guitar & 2 on the harmonica. Purple haired lacey is a grossout & an idiot (she was wearing leather shoes but she doesn't eat meat RIGHT) and the stripper girl with all the make up must be 50 if she is a day. Jas & Mia are the best, but who cares. I hope it gets canceled. He's a loser! Hey maybe he can marry Scott Baio!!!!! Yeahh!

Posted at 2:52AM on Aug 9th 2007 by Mizz B

29. I think that every woman on that show should refuse to leave after being eliminated! What's up with "Big John"? Does that dude ever smile? He must be borrowing Bret's bandanas, and they are too tight on his big head!

Posted at 6:45AM on Aug 9th 2007 by wa

30. Rodeo, is pretty HOT when she wants to be.

Posted at 8:27AM on Aug 9th 2007 by Dave

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