Rodeo Swallows the Sausage

Manly cowboy chick Rodeo didn't win Poison frontman Bret Michael's heart on the reality train wreck romance show "Rock of Love," but she's still got big plans! Yee haw!

She won't be chowing down on Bret's sausage, so the leathery and lace lady has created her own line of "health sausage" that she says "is coming out to benefit people's heath." Mystery meat! Yum!

Who knew that sausage was health food?! She should do well ... nearly everybody loves a nice, big, tasty sausage!

Tags: bret michael, BretMichael, rodeo

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16. I'd be balls deep on her in a second. She is smoking hot

Posted at 3:30PM on Aug 8th 2007 by Steve

17. Perhaps it was the steroids that made her moody? Perhaps it was the estrogen she takes to become a woman?Sausage? WTF? Like we need anymore healthy sausage in our stores across American. A sausage isn't a sausage unless its fat and greasy!

Posted at 3:29PM on Aug 9th 2007 by MrsGator

18. Actually, in the episode where the ladies had phone sex with him while he had a blood pressure device attached to his member, he didn't have a hat or bandana on and all oh his hair was present. And I wish Rodeo would have won :-(

Posted at 1:50AM on Aug 9th 2007 by Michelle

19. the only ones i like are sam and jess. from what i've seen those two seem like the only ones worth anything. oh and brandi...b, i think. her also

Posted at 4:00PM on Aug 8th 2007 by hora

20. at least Rodeo has some substance & some class ,she semms pretty cool

Posted at 8:53AM on Aug 9th 2007 by lindsey

21. ridden hard and put away wet a few times

Posted at 4:47PM on Aug 8th 2007 by steven knows

22.
This woman is a complete nut case.

Posted at 5:04PM on Aug 8th 2007 by ?

23. you mean Brandi M., Sam and Jes are the only ones with a brain. And I guess Brandi. M too.

Posted at 2:34AM on Aug 9th 2007 by my business

24. This woman is seriously hot! I had no idea there were so many jealous, spiteful witches out there.

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 8th 2007 by No No No No No

25. so... is he bald Brandi C??????

Posted at 7:15PM on Aug 8th 2007 by really

26. She was very entertaing on the show she is a complete whack job

Posted at 8:04PM on Aug 8th 2007 by michelle

27. Tranny

Posted at 11:34PM on Aug 8th 2007 by ace

28. I actually liked Rodeo. Like #21 said, she honestly seemed sincere and down-to-earth. Even though i thought it was pretty stupid how she got so head-over-heels in love with Brett. He's just a washed-up pervy douche.

Posted at 7:44PM on Aug 9th 2007 by hottiemchot

29. Rodeo-OMG her face and neck are over cooked and dripping old...
Her laugh gave me nighmares all his week and her eyes, can anyone seriously have that much eye ball going on? Good choice to send him home:)

Posted at 12:11AM on Aug 9th 2007 by savannah

30. I hope she doesn't want me to eat the sausage between her (?) legs..
How about her hideous laugh !

Posted at 7:46PM on Aug 9th 2007 by machelle

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