Rodeo Swallows the Sausage

Manly cowboy chick Rodeo didn't win Poison frontman Bret Michael's heart on the reality train wreck romance show "Rock of Love," but she's still got big plans! Yee haw!

She won't be chowing down on Bret's sausage, so the leathery and lace lady has created her own line of "health sausage" that she says "is coming out to benefit people's heath." Mystery meat! Yum!

Who knew that sausage was health food?! She should do well ... nearly everybody loves a nice, big, tasty sausage!

Filed under: TV, Wacky & Weird

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31. at least Rodeo has some substance & some class ,she semms pretty cool

Posted at 8:53AM on Aug 9th 2007 by lindsey

32. did i forget to say old bag!

Posted at 1:35PM on Aug 9th 2007 by pambitch

33. Perhaps it was the steroids that made her moody? Perhaps it was the estrogen she takes to become a woman?Sausage? WTF? Like we need anymore healthy sausage in our stores across American. A sausage isn't a sausage unless its fat and greasy!

Posted at 3:29PM on Aug 9th 2007 by MrsGator

34. What a hag bag!!!

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Geeez

35. I actually liked Rodeo. Like #21 said, she honestly seemed sincere and down-to-earth. Even though i thought it was pretty stupid how she got so head-over-heels in love with Brett. He's just a washed-up pervy douche.

Posted at 7:44PM on Aug 9th 2007 by hottiemchot

36. I hope she doesn't want me to eat the sausage between her (?) legs..
How about her hideous laugh !

Posted at 7:46PM on Aug 9th 2007 by machelle

37. HEE-YAH-HA-HA-HA-YAH-HA-HA-HA...

that laugh gave me nightmares too! =)

Posted at 5:26AM on Aug 12th 2007 by white trash america

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