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Rodeo Swallows the Sausage

Posted Aug 8th 2007 1:28PM by TMZ Staff

Manly cowboy chick Rodeo didn't win Poison frontman Bret Michael's heart on the reality train wreck romance show "Rock of Love," but she's still got big plans! Yee haw!

She won't be chowing down on Bret's sausage, so the leathery and lace lady has created her own line of "health sausage" that she says "is coming out to benefit people's heath." Mystery meat! Yum!

Who knew that sausage was health food?! She should do well ... nearly everybody loves a nice, big, tasty sausage!

Tags: bret michael, BretMichael, rodeo

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31. Rodeo is a freakin' weirdo!!

Posted at 1:11AM on Aug 9th 2007 by Jasmin

32. ummm publicity????? you think?
she's still an old bag of a ho!

Posted at 2:29AM on Aug 9th 2007 by pambitch

33. did i forget to say old bag!

Posted at 1:35PM on Aug 9th 2007 by pambitch

34. I liked her I thought she was a real class act even if the "tough cowgirl" act is a bit over the top. Crap, look at all the guys act like that all the Garth Brooks wannabes. Whatever.
I watched the show for the first and last time sunday. Bret Michaels is not a "Rockstar" people. Ozzie, Eddie Vedder, Eddie Van Halen, Brandon Boyd, even Brandon Flowers those are "Rockstars". Bret had 2 (count em) 2 hits songs and they both were little trite bs songs. He is old bald wears too much make up (on a motorbike wearing make up Kee ryst) he is kinda paunchy and dresses like its 1992! Yo, he only knows 3 chords on the guitar & 2 on the harmonica. Purple haired lacey is a grossout & an idiot (she was wearing leather shoes but she doesn't eat meat RIGHT) and the stripper girl with all the make up must be 50 if she is a day. Jas & Mia are the best, but who cares. I hope it gets canceled. He's a loser! Hey maybe he can marry Scott Baio!!!!! Yeahh!

Posted at 2:52AM on Aug 9th 2007 by Mizz B

35. I think that every woman on that show should refuse to leave after being eliminated! What's up with "Big John"? Does that dude ever smile? He must be borrowing Bret's bandanas, and they are too tight on his big head!

Posted at 6:45AM on Aug 9th 2007 by wa

36. What a hag bag!!!

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Geeez

37. HEE-YAH-HA-HA-HA-YAH-HA-HA-HA...

that laugh gave me nightmares too! =)

Posted at 5:26AM on Aug 12th 2007 by white trash america

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