Latest Frankenbachelor Created!

Brad WomackLike cockroaches, Fidel Castro and Nic Cage's career, "The Bachelor" series just will not die! It's alive!

For the 11th season of the fauxality show, ABC has electrified 34-year-old bar owner Brad Womack -- the next hunky buffoon to set women's rights back 40 years! A rose for your integrity?!

Starting September 24 -- and following in the kinda-hot-kinda-not, white bread footsteps of Alex Michel, Aaron Buerge, Andrew Firestone, Bob Guiney, former NFL QB Jesse Palmer, Byron Velvick, Jerry O'Connell's brother, Travis Stork, "Prince" Lorenzo Borghese and Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin -- Womack will get his chance to wine, dine and swine his way through 25 desperate, fame-seeking single wannabe bimbo brides! Ah, the sanctity of marriage.

Meanwhile, gay marriage is legal only in Massachusetts.




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16. Love that George Michael stubble thing he has going on there. PULEEZE!!!!!!

Posted at 4:12PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Razzie

17. I was at the circus a few weeks ago and he happened to be there on a group date! Was made honorary ringmaster and everything poor guy. He looked hot at first then we saw him up close and so was not. And surprise, surprise the six girls we saw were total bitches.

Posted at 4:16PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Carran

18. your so right about setting womens rights back 40 years and the funny thing is women watch this show and others like it that degrade woman like "Next Model" more than men. I mean what gives. I can just see all those women out there watching next model and laguna beach with thier significant other on the couch and not ever realizing what the guy thier watching it with is thinking about at the time wether it be good or bad. You ladies are being groomed for destruction and a hell of alot of therapy.Women need to wake up,but you see not unlike chocolate reality shows are a quick fix for the majority of the female population. I do think however we need to start making commercials about household cleaning products with more of the male demagraphic in mind.I mean I dont remember women cleaning my apartment when I was in college and I'm pretty sure there arent any women coming over to help clean toilets in boot camps around the U.S.What are we... on an episode of "MADMEN"? I am a male and I have to get down and scrub a toilet every once in awhile and I'm proud of it. I also cook. My girlfriend and I help each other with all the duties as often as we can,but she still likes the reality shows. I'm working on it...I'm working on it. Another thing these AXE Effect commercials....come on people.

Posted at 4:17PM on Aug 9th 2007 by nathaniel

19. I dont know who wrote this article but its EXCELLENT! That last line is the best!!!

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Dave Hale

20. Let's hope they get some hotter women. It's hard to believe that you can't find 25 young hotties. We all know that this show is about T&A and that the couple rarely stays together. Sex it up and let's have some fun. And enough about that "dreamy" doctor from last season, too. Anybody that good looking should be able to get laid without going on national TV.

Posted at 4:23PM on Aug 9th 2007 by MacGuffin

21. Looks like Danny Bonadouche's gay twin.
;-)

Posted at 4:22PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Wasabi Pea

22. what does gay marriage have to do with the show? oh right, all the tmz writersand harvey are gay,

Posted at 4:36PM on Aug 9th 2007 by FAT&DUMB WITH SKID MARKS

23. hey, how come their is never a minority bachelor? Whats up with that, I think that is kind of racist, isn't it?

Posted at 5:08PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Joy

24. Just when I've almost lost hope for the TMZ writers - this sweet item emerged. Give the writer of this article a raise! Well done, the travesty of these shows summarized perfectly. Thanks!

Posted at 4:43PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Lady_Moxie

25. The most disgusting part to me, even more than the men who want to be the bachelor, is the women who want to be on the show. They have to lack self-respect and self-esteem to go on the show. I would never humiliate myself like that, nor make an ass out of myself on national tv trying to catch some stupid man's heart. The entire idea of the entire show is just so stupid. I'm increasingly disgusted with television shows, as I find most of my friends are. I pay big bucks every month just to hardly ever turn on my tv because there's nothing but stupid stuff on. Do the networks/cable stations think we're all stupid? Better question, who are the morons that watch these types of shows? I don't get it at all. Several friends in my circle have given up having cable/digital television. It may be time for me to do the same. Tired of wasting my money.

Posted at 4:46PM on Aug 9th 2007 by diane

26. give this writer a raise

Posted at 4:58PM on Aug 9th 2007 by JUDITH SANCHEZ

27. I'd like to see pictures of all the guys you rude bitches are dating. You should be so lucky!!!!!

Posted at 4:52PM on Aug 9th 2007 by GG

28. why don't i remember who travis stork was? anyone? anyone?

Posted at 5:05PM on Aug 9th 2007 by lulu

29. You sure that's not a Wax Figure? You know, if no one would watch the damned show it would be cancelled - so stop watching.

Posted at 4:47PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Marcelito

30. I read TMZ every day but have never posted a comment before. This one made me. You've beautifully and succinctly pinpointed everything wrong with reality TV, society's attitude towards dating/marriage, and the exploitation of women in general (both by the media and by themselves). Plus, you're damn funny.

To the author(s) of this article: I love you passionately. Will you accept this rose? (Sorry, I had to.)

Posted at 4:57PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Christine

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