Latest Frankenbachelor Created!

Brad WomackLike cockroaches, Fidel Castro and Nic Cage's career, "The Bachelor" series just will not die! It's alive!

For the 11th season of the fauxality show, ABC has electrified 34-year-old bar owner Brad Womack -- the next hunky buffoon to set women's rights back 40 years! A rose for your integrity?!

Starting September 24 -- and following in the kinda-hot-kinda-not, white bread footsteps of Alex Michel, Aaron Buerge, Andrew Firestone, Bob Guiney, former NFL QB Jesse Palmer, Byron Velvick, Jerry O'Connell's brother, Travis Stork, "Prince" Lorenzo Borghese and Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin -- Womack will get his chance to wine, dine and swine his way through 25 desperate, fame-seeking single wannabe bimbo brides! Ah, the sanctity of marriage.

Meanwhile, gay marriage is legal only in Massachusetts.




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31. Oh JOY! Another season of a white dude, 2 dozen white chicks and three token minorities who will be booted off by the third episode. Why do they even put chicks of any other race on there? Just promote the show as what it is - an all white dating show. That's less insulting than having the latina, the chinese girl, and the black girl standing there like idiots as if they have a chance in HELL of being picked.

Screw ABC.

Posted at 5:04PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Tavia

32. WHERE DO THEY GET THESE COMPLETELY FAKE LOOKING BACHELORS???
NOTHING LOOKS REAL ON HIM, NOTHING AT ALL. SO STRANGE.

Posted at 5:24PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Bella Da Ball

33. Anyhting is better than fame-seeking Andy Baldwin and his big fake......teeth!

Posted at 5:23PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Bachelor Fan

34. HE SHOULD BE DATING RYAN SEACREST!

Posted at 5:25PM on Aug 9th 2007 by PUH-LEEZE!

35. Well, Tessa won, and isn't she asian?

Posted at 5:27PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Bachelor Fan

36. He's HOTT!!!!

I dream about me, him and Brad Pitt playing hide the sausage.

I so love doing the dirty sanchez!!!

Posted at 5:41PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Johnny SoCal

37. Oh great. This is the guy who owns the Chugging Monkey on 6th Street. That's Klassy with a capital K!

Oh and to the commenter who said that the women are less hot, I read an article awhile back that said that 1/4 of the women who apply to be on The Bachelor don't pass the drug or STD tests. lol...

Posted at 5:48PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Austinite

38. I personally know Brad and he is one of the nicest guys I've met. I never watched the show except with my girlfriend but will this season. I think this will be the season where they have a "real" guy. He is a down to earth and easy going and is generous to everyone around him. He is not full of himself at all. It's going to be a great show with him in it.

Posted at 6:32PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Sean

39. Pft. Who wants to marry a guy who owns a bar? Drunk.

Posted at 8:15PM on Aug 9th 2007 by GraceFoster

40. Is it just me? Or does he look exactly like the 'Brawny' towel guy? Maybe this one was assembled at the factory, and oops they had some brawny towels laying around.........

Posted at 8:33PM on Aug 9th 2007 by yr not kiddin anyone

41. He is well hung, this I can tell.

Posted at 9:05PM on Aug 9th 2007 by sat

42. I will have failed as a mother if my daughter ever ends up on that show.....

Posted at 9:34PM on Aug 9th 2007 by GAWD....

43. I forgot to say this before....this is one of the best TMZ articles ever written! (Second only to Jerry Falwell's goodbye!) I am still laughing.

Posted at 10:05PM on Aug 9th 2007 by gotta love fauxality tv

44. I am a romantic....I fall for this show every time. I wish they would use a dating profile for the bachelor and the girls so that maybe they will have more success with happy endings.

I would love to see a show of several girls and several bachelors that have been selected by their interests etc. like the dating services provide and see how the relationships unfold and see if they do link up to their "perfect match" on their own. Would be interesting I think..... don't you agree?????

Posted at 10:04PM on Aug 9th 2007 by mia

45. Wow, couldn't have said it better. Kudos. Ask for a promotion.

Posted at 10:27PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Rigro

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