Latest Frankenbachelor Created!

Brad WomackLike cockroaches, Fidel Castro and Nic Cage's career, "The Bachelor" series just will not die! It's alive!

For the 11th season of the fauxality show, ABC has electrified 34-year-old bar owner Brad Womack -- the next hunky buffoon to set women's rights back 40 years! A rose for your integrity?!

Starting September 24 -- and following in the kinda-hot-kinda-not, white bread footsteps of Alex Michel, Aaron Buerge, Andrew Firestone, Bob Guiney, former NFL QB Jesse Palmer, Byron Velvick, Jerry O'Connell's brother, Travis Stork, "Prince" Lorenzo Borghese and Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin -- Womack will get his chance to wine, dine and swine his way through 25 desperate, fame-seeking single wannabe bimbo brides! Ah, the sanctity of marriage.

Meanwhile, gay marriage is legal only in Massachusetts.




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46. well i think he's hotter than a fox in a forest fire - yee haw!

Posted at 12:46AM on Aug 10th 2007 by jojobear

47. I really liked Andy Baldwin, the last Bachelor, and I like the show in general, even if the men aren't always appealing to me. As far as a woman's integrity, that is entirely up to each woman as to how she acts on the show, and with men in general. It's laughable that TMZ acts so righteously about women and their virtue when it constantly puts up pictures that are degrading to women, and prior to this article was an article about a dethroned beauty queen having a topless birthday party. A bit hypocritical don't you think?

Posted at 2:52AM on Aug 10th 2007 by DottieDame

48. I'm sorry but you people are cruel. None of you know Brad at all, yet you make knee-jerk reactionary statements because of a reality show. I know Brad, he graduated HS from my hometown and went to HS with my sister. I grew up with his step-sister and the whole family were a great family. Brad has always been generous in his live and with his friends, he is a genuinely nice guy. Just because he owns several very successful bars in a major college town doesn't make him a looser or a poser, or anything else. He's a business man, who owns these bars with his equally generous and giving brothers.

"Judge not, lest ye be judged"

Geez, folks, get a life!

Posted at 4:36PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Mzgrafix

49. What happened to the Bachelorette? What happened to all those girls that were runners up that didn't get picked. Don't they deserve a chance at love? TV ratings are too focused on the girl trying to win the hunks heart well, how about a hunk wooing a woman? And her having the final say!

Posted at 6:36PM on Aug 15th 2007 by Shan

50. Definitely doable. But all these guys are pretty much formula...except for that idot Bob Guiney. Tooo bad he got way more than the 15 minutes this makes-you-wanna-hurl show provided him. The fact that the show is still on shows how desperate some woman are, let alone ABC.

Posted at 1:14AM on Aug 16th 2007 by rudewaitress

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