Lindsay Lohan: Protected by CTU?

8/9/2007 12:10 PM PDT
Spilling all to In Touch mag, Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguard, Tony Almeida, blames her parents for the train wreck that is Lindsay's life. Tony Almeida ... why does that name sound so familiar?

Oh, that's it! Tony Almeida was the name of Jack Bauer's right-hand man for five seasons on "24." Almeida, played by Carlos Bernard, met his maker in season five -- but Internet rumor suggests he could be back for season seven.

If fictional Tony Almeida can bounce back from TV death, maybe Lindsay can bounce back from rehab ... and being arrested ... and from her movie tanking ... and ... rehab and ...