16. ARE YOU KIDDING ME.....USELESS......A WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING.....AND PARISGURL, U NEEDS MED'S, OR SEDATED...

Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 9th 2007 by PARISGURL NEEDS HELP

17. Proof that there are people in this world more ignorant than Paris!

Posted at 2:42PM on Aug 9th 2007 by kookoobanana

18. Well, Guess that's Her "Nastiness's" Charity work for this week!

Posted at 2:45PM on Aug 9th 2007 by I'mgoingtoconcentrateoncharitywork

19. Dear Paris,

Did you ever have your picture taken with a duck?

We ducks love you Paris.

Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack.

Donald Duck

Posted at 2:47PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Donald Duck

20. Um... what kind of SUV was she driving? Was it the invisible Hummer? The actual Ford? The spoiled-overrated- mobile?

Posted at 2:47PM on Aug 9th 2007 by hugh

21. UGH! We are all doomed, the earth is going to open up and swallow us whole. I feel embarrased for people like this. Why would you be a fan of the Paris Hilton? I can see if you like to live vicariously through her so you can live out your dreams of being a rich skank attention whore or something like that. I must be getting old at 28. My life is over, i should just end it now and let all of the wannabe narcissist of the world take over.

Posted at 2:48PM on Aug 9th 2007 by The END is near

22. Has anyone else noticed that her wonky eye has obviously gotten worse the recent months? Look at her last red carpet pics from the Helio party in West Hollywood (AUG 8th) and you'll see.

Posted at 2:51PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Ham Ham

23. Paris, Lindsey, Brittney, Slugs. No difference.

Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Dont know why I care

24. Dear Paris,

Did you ever have your picture taken with a pig?

We pigs love you Paris.

Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink.

Porky Pig

Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Porky Pig

25. All haters are welcome to check out (kill yourselves). Her fans aren't going anywhere.

Posted at 2:58PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Anonymous

26. Maybe the girls were crying because Paris stepped on their toes with her size 11 monster-feet.

Posted at 2:59PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Joe

27. paris hilton is ruining society. her and all her celeb friends. the media is the main cause for all the little perverts of all ages running around. people are paying big bucks to see stuff we all have and people are getting paid to get laid. i say we should throw the celebs in the gutt- or better yet we should stick them on an island with nothing but the clothes they are wearing and one item of food. that way they can delete themselves and we wont have to worry about them anymore! and this isnt a concerned mom or anything this is a thirteen year old. LIVE WITH IT!

Posted at 2:59PM on Aug 9th 2007 by usisslowlysinking

28. Dear Paris,

Did you ever have your picture taken with a bird?

We birds love you Paris.

Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep.

Tweety Bird


P.S. i forgot you are already a bird.

Posted at 3:04PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Tweety Bird

29. That's nice.

Posted at 3:04PM on Aug 9th 2007 by notsosimplelife.tv

30. its very obvious these girls and "mother figure" have a very very low iq

Posted at 3:05PM on Aug 9th 2007 by liliana