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Train Wrecks Collide on Hollywood Blvd.

8/9/2007 2:07 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Hollywood leaves a never-ending supply of wannabes and crazies, and it's time to thank the slimy gods of reality TV for cranking out a few more!



"Rock of Love" "stars" Brandi C. and Kristia, "I Love New York" "hunk" Heat, and Schliz from TV Guide's "America's Next Producer" caused quite the train wreck last night on Hollywood Boulevard -- with the foursome so desperate for attention, they were willing to do practically anything to get in front of a camera.

Shouting over each other with such elegant phrases as, "We're not makin' love, we're doing the dirty thing," and "We're wild!" -- the group was like a grinding orgy of "drunk girl" impersonators -- each plugging their respective and unrespectable shows. Not content without having the last word, Heat ripped open his shirt to show off his muscle-bound bod and tattoos -- while breaking into a memorably horrible rap.

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CALLMEJULS    

Your 15 mins is over!

2545 days ago
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Cindy    

OMG Could they be any lamer?? I just sincerely HOPE they were teasing, and thats not actually the way they act. Brandi whatever her name is was about to keel over and puke, and what was with the "rap star"? They are going to be mortified when they see this!! LMAO!! TMZ, why did you even bother wasting film on this drunken dork group?

2545 days ago
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Next Stop...Psych Ward    

Who are they?

I have absolutely no idea as to who these people are.

2545 days ago
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Inspector Gadget    

Utter douche bags ...................... the whole lot of em.

2545 days ago
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jri    

They made you look. Who's the douche bag now?

2545 days ago
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Kate    

The "Reality" genre is just so vile and disgusting. The producers pick the most uneducated, unattractive, and trashy "cast" members. My question is, since TMZ sounds annoyed and sees these losers as pathetic, why even add this to the postings? IGNORE them. NO cameras, NO questions....

2545 days ago
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Cindy    

Nope JRI, they're still douche bags. LOL

2545 days ago
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TheMediaConnedUs    

lol... Just wait till Brit Brit hooks up with these two. LMAO you know she wants to!

2545 days ago
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TTYL    

I went to high school with Brandi C. she's always been an idiot, but it seems like over time she just keeps getting dumber. What's happened to you Brandi?

2545 days ago
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jk    

Wow...What losers they are...That girl Brandi is so worthless, because she has been trying to get in the hollywood circle whoring herself out...LOL.. L.A. night life people know what im talking about. And whats with that guy...If your under 6 ft...stop making so much noise because someone will put you in your place..Party boy..haha Go to a club a talk s**t like that, instead of Geisha House, and see what happens...

2545 days ago
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Rambaldi    

Three questions. One, what are these shows that nobody's ever heard of, two, who are these losers that nobody's ever heard of, and three... TV Guide has their own channel?

2545 days ago
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Seriously    

These people should be ashamed of themselves, although that would take some intellect and insight - so I suppose they will continue being dumb rodeo clowns - NO OFFENSE RODEO CLOWNS!

2545 days ago
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Inspector Gadget    

"Who's the douche bag now?" , you are.

2545 days ago
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Cindy    

Wow those chicks look like they were ridden hard and put away wet. Yikes.

2545 days ago
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Larry    

Another example of the nit-witting of America's youth. Media just keeps on egging this crap on and on and...

Kids, be loud, illiterate, stoned, listen to no-talent "musicians" and "singers," have no concept of inner beauty, leave the soul at home and go make fools of your selves. Pathetic.

2545 days ago
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