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Train Wrecks Collide on Hollywood Blvd.

8/9/2007 2:07 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Hollywood leaves a never-ending supply of wannabes and crazies, and it's time to thank the slimy gods of reality TV for cranking out a few more!



"Rock of Love" "stars" Brandi C. and Kristia, "I Love New York" "hunk" Heat, and Schliz from TV Guide's "America's Next Producer" caused quite the train wreck last night on Hollywood Boulevard -- with the foursome so desperate for attention, they were willing to do practically anything to get in front of a camera.

Shouting over each other with such elegant phrases as, "We're not makin' love, we're doing the dirty thing," and "We're wild!" -- the group was like a grinding orgy of "drunk girl" impersonators -- each plugging their respective and unrespectable shows. Not content without having the last word, Heat ripped open his shirt to show off his muscle-bound bod and tattoos -- while breaking into a memorably horrible rap.

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butweiner    

I am so glad that they said there names because I did not have a clue who these nobodies were

2630 days ago
32.

Cindy    

Yep, you know your NOT a star when you have to TELL people who the hell you are! LMAO

2630 days ago
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hottiemchot    

I agree with #17. These whores are a dime a dozen in L.A.

2630 days ago
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Culo97    

Will all the air in Brandi C, Kristia and Heat's heads, I'm surprised there are enough brain cells to cover breathing.

2630 days ago
35.

MeLrose    

These simple bitches are a dime adozen ANYWHERE yo! Not just LA. That Brandie C one i THINK thats her name is so utteraly annoying on that show she makes my skin crawl,,,,,,her voice is soooo horrid- i almost hope shes faking it b/c if its REAL then in THAT aspect i feel sorry 4 her- Its like the air being let out of a balloon or something- but shes soooooo DUMB that its annoying as hell IF thats an act b/c SHE is the type that gives real legit. intelligent Blonde w/ Actual functioning brain cells like me a bad name-Swear 2 god she makes Trishelle seem not so bad-EVERY one of them on Rock Of Love are hard up hos fighting,FIGHTING over Bret Michaels??!?!?! Hes a has been! Over and out yo! Yea he was ok way bak when but come on bitches get some pride-aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2629 days ago
36.

Unique    

I have to just laugh @ all the Jelousy..........

are all of YOU so mean and hateful all the time?

must be the sad, dreary unhappy lives you live
OMG .... to even spend the time writing the bs
:)
oops the Green is showing thru again....:) :)

lmao

go and find something other than downing people--.. to do w/your time !! :)

YOU just may find Happiness in your own world...
there is hope for the Haters out there ....somewhere....
:)

2619 days ago
37.

Cindy    

LOLOLOL @ UNIQUE. Um, honey, did you actually WATCH the video? Holy man, a bigger bunch of dumb asses I have yet to see. Jealous of what? The brain cell they are all trying to share?

2609 days ago
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nita    

Do any of you out there really know these girls??????? , or do you just like to bash anyone you can just because your face isn't shown...! Everyone , including the POPE, has done some thing that they have regretted at some time in there life. I'm sure If someone followed you around with a camera all day , we could say something spitefull about you too. Funny that this is the only instance that is up for public viewing , You would think if this was their standard behavior we'd be looking at a few more pictures, Wouldn't we.....?

2583 days ago
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