A Little Animated Bush for the Kiddies

46. Thank you TMZ for saying something almost never heard: Laura Bush killed someone with a car...accident or not, it happened. Most people either never heard of this or don't believe it because of supression of the press. How brave you are to tell the truth. Thanks so much.

Posted at 8:24PM on Aug 10th 2007 by soothsayer

47. Let's try this one more time and see if you post my comment THIS time.....

I'll summarize... Linda, since TMZ's "reports" are often quoted in "credible" news sources, they bear some responsibility for what they print. "It was funny"??? You have some kind of underdeveloped sense of humor.

Laura's ACCIDENT at age 17 was just that...a tragic ACCIDENT. It has no bearing on her character. As a UT-ex, I can say that Jenna (while she should not have) did no more nor less than 99% of UT (or any other state university) students. Since graduation, her behavior has been exemplary. She taught in a public school and has interned for UNICEF, teaching poverty-stricken students. I realize that this does not meet the criteria for what those at TMZ do with their lives....that is, to "report" ad nauseum on Paris, Britney, Lindsay, et al... and what they do with their skanky lives. Talk about role models. The reason Jenna CAN write a book is because she is actually literate, unlike the others I mentioned.

To all of you who "work" at TMZ....just how many showers per day does it take you to get the stench off?

Posted at 8:25PM on Aug 10th 2007 by bbh

48. I'm not sure how many writers write under "TMZ staff," but the puns followed by exclamation points or question marks at the end of every. single. paragraph. of every. single. story are major cheese and they're growing old. Please stop. It's just not cute.

Posted at 8:26PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Easily Bored

49. So tell us what great things you've done for the American people? This "article" went a little too far. You just lost a reader

Posted at 8:29PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Never comments but had to now

50. RJII - Why do the twins have to go to Iraq? I swear, this is one of the most overstated, asinine arguments I've heard since the war started.

The twins aren't over in Iraq b/c this is a free country, we do not have the draft, and they have not enlisted in the military. Duhhh.

If you follow your flawed logic, then I guess if you are against crime, you've joined the police academy??? If you are against sickness and disease, you have plans to enroll in medical school?

Posted at 8:30PM on Aug 10th 2007 by KT

51. Harvey.........my respect for you and your staff and liberal tree hugging comments.......is down the tubes. Have some class...or you will be in the same category as Perez Hilton! How hard is it to just tell the truth, eliminate the snide remarks and pull your site above the rest??? I really doubt you or any staff member associated with TMZ would appreciate the treatment you so disrespectfully portrayed toward the First Family........... Have you and your staff always been perfect or are there secrets in your past you would prefer not be known......?? The onus is on you Harvey...pull your organization above the Perez Hilton types out there!

Posted at 8:45PM on Aug 10th 2007 by RayAnn

52. Maybe I've missed some of the "puns." Would you enlighten us?

My experience with "Easily Bored" people is that they usually don't actually know enough to be bored.

Posted at 8:35PM on Aug 10th 2007 by bbh

53. Easily Bored,

Since my last comment was directed to you but was not posted, could it be that you are part of the "TMZ staff"?

Just curious.

Posted at 9:25PM on Aug 10th 2007 by bbh

54. Wow TMZ, you're right on track! Of course a much better role model for writing children's books would be Madonna. I agree with others - you started out great but your true colors are showing more and more. Careful who you alienate. Hot one minute, not the next. Remember, 15 minutes. Tick . . . Tick . . . Tick . . .

Posted at 8:49PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Shayelyn

55. If TMZ is sleazy and below the belt why r u here???????

Posted at 8:51PM on Aug 10th 2007 by zeldacanuck

56. 2. What moron wrote this story? Laura Bush accidently killed another motorist at 17. No alcohol and no drugs and she has many times spoken of how sorry she was. As for the twins, they have moved on from their wild years and are both very active in charity work and African relief. How dare you compare them with Lindsay. Grow the hell up!

Posted at 6:31PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Maddy
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It is alleged that alcohol was involved in the Laura Bush case of hitting the boy with her car and killing him.

Posted at 9:03PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Crazy drivers

57. Easily Bored,

Just as I suspected. Not posting my last two directed at you answers my curiosity.

So, how many showers a day do you have to take? Some nice, worthwhile career you have going there.

Posted at 9:06PM on Aug 10th 2007 by bbh

58. If Laura never pressed charges, the shrub must be considered innocent. So far as the drug charges against the Prez, no charges, no convictions, innocent until proven guilty.

So far as what the Boradmoore has on its guest records . . . well, no comment.

Posted at 8:57PM on Aug 10th 2007 by JEqual ustice

59. Come on. Just because they can read and write, doesn't mean you have to bash them. At least they are not out drinking, screwing around, or other unmentionable things that many other families do. Get a life.

Posted at 8:59PM on Aug 10th 2007 by cqueenb

60. What the hell is WRONG with you people Mrs.Bush killed somebody!!!!!! She is a Murderer!!!! And those twins are nothing BUT sleeze ball MORONS!!!!!

Posted at 9:00PM on Aug 10th 2007 by arlene24