Lets Get This Party Started
Ashlee: Hands Off Pete!

Pop sister Ashlee Simpson won't let pieces of any other girl get in between her and her man, Fall Out Boy/manscara wearer Pete Wentz. Last weekend in Chicago, she and Wentz stopped by the Blender Sessions at the Hard Rock Hotel to celebrate Crobar Chicago co-owner Mike Matushcka's 40th birthday, reports Page Six. A jealous and possessive Ashlee stayed close to Wentz and wouldn't let other ladies get near her man. When foxy female Fall Out Boy fans tried to get their pics taken with the emo-tastic Wentz, Ashlee "got whiny and dragged him away," said a source.


Spencer's Five Point Plan to Rule the World



How has "Hills" Aryan supervillain Spencer Pratt managed to become a media phenomenon? Radar magazine thinks Pratt's got it down to a five point program. Bratty Pratt's master plan? Up your TV air time by becoming a controversial character. Then convince another show's star -- Heidi -- to settle down with you and -- then take over every aspect of her life. Next, start a public war with another one of the show's stars -- Lauren. Step four: Diss and drop your former BFF. Said Spencer of former friend Brody Jenner, "It's like Bush and Cheney, and you wouldn't see Cheney rolling with Bin Laden in the club." It might be good for Pratt to go to Afghanistan and see if he can roll with Bin Laden -- in the club.

And finally, if all else fails -- and hopefully, it will -- play the grandma card. Spencer says his grandma "wears a button with my face on it that says 'I'm Spencer Pratt's grandma.'" Poor woman!

Party Favors...Ed Harris Freaks Out ...


"Apollo 13" actor Ed Harris had a hissy fit at Heathrow Airport when he was asked to empty his pockets at a security checkpoint, reports the London Sun. He was then "held for hours by police for trying to take a knife onto a plane." Pointedly stupid.

Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started, The Hills


Tags: ashlee simpson, AshleeSimpson, pete wentz, PeteWentz, spencer pratt, SpencerPratt, the hills, TheHills

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1. The Kid must have a big tool because he is more ugly than Ashlee. By the way I was in a KMart the other day and they have three deep barrels of Ashlee's music CD's that haven't sold. The price is 50 cents. To funny.

Posted at 9:04AM on Aug 10th 2007 by varrick

2. I hate this dude with his creepy ass smile. Like Jack Nicholson.

Posted at 9:10AM on Aug 10th 2007 by anonymous

3. He better fallout away from her with those coy girl smiles and that play doh looking nose.
imagine all the strange groupie tail that kid is passin up for that fugly no talent who clearly relies on him for any kind of fame.

Posted at 9:10AM on Aug 10th 2007 by smiles

4. One thing to say about Ashley is she can't sing, and the guy's creepy!!

Posted at 9:16AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Lenn K

5. He looks to have one of those "hit me" faces. Spencer Pratt...is that name for real. Two years from now he will back with Grandma meeting all her sewing friends and pretending to be a celebrity with people asking; "who? what show? the hills?"

Posted at 9:17AM on Aug 10th 2007 by smiles

6. Spenecer needs to go back to reality school. He is so fugly and so is his girlfriend, I mean fiance. They are both a couple of losers. I hope one day they realize nobody cares what they do and half of the world doesn't even know who they are.

Posted at 9:23AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Hes a dumb ass

7. i hope ashlee is fending off all the men from pete as well, he does like to play both sides!

Posted at 9:29AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Get with it

8. Attention: Brody Jenner's Puppet...Go away. You are spoiled and have no idea how to be a man. YOu have no idea what it is like to be without money or live in a middle class neighborhood. You are useless. Go do something productive like join the Marines or Army or something...o wait they want real men.

Posted at 9:29AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Michelle

9. I hope there is no rality dhow with the Marriage of Spencer and Heid. That would be a disaster.

Posted at 9:30AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Michelle

10. Ashley and Pete WOW why are they even famous she cant even sing and lied on SNL about lip synching lied about her nose job when it is glaringly obvius b i t c h never look so good. Please make their pathetic selves go away bye bye.

Posted at 9:34AM on Aug 10th 2007 by sarah

11. Yes, Pete does have a huge...member...you can see pictures of it online..and I think Ashlee is more worried about Pete being into other boy fans more than girl fans, because he enjoys making out with boys...his own words, not gossip.

Posted at 9:34AM on Aug 10th 2007 by John

12. she is adopted so it makes sense she would have a child out of wedlock and multiple
encounters with law enforcement concerning alcohol and drug abuse. next up: she puts the kid up for adoption to keep that loser cycle in motion.

Posted at 10:00AM on Aug 10th 2007 by smiles

13. oh that is just terrific. please be true that pete likes peters. I want to see ashlee crying and moving back in with her paretns while her father assures he is working on her next "big deal." Now that is a reality show.

Posted at 10:02AM on Aug 10th 2007 by smiles

14. ATTENTION PEOPLE: Please stop commenting about that douchebag. No, not Pete Wentz, the other one on this post. If you really want him to go away (and god knows we all do), do not give him any attention whatsoever. Don't even say how much you want to punch him in the face, or kick him in the balls, or slap him in the face, or punch him in the stomach, or kick him in the face, or hit him with a large object, or kick him in the balls several times again. Do not say a single thing about him, not a single comment. Just ignore him completely, for the sake of everyone, please. Thank you.

Posted at 10:23AM on Aug 10th 2007 by warp100

15. Pete is straight. He's with Ashlee. How can you say he's not straight? I LOVE her music.

Posted at 10:40AM on Aug 10th 2007 by #1 Ashlee fan 4-ever

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