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Posted Aug 10th 2007 1:54PM by Celly

They still haven't found the recipe for coffee at Ranchita Popwreck, so Britney Spears dragged her booboos to the local Starbucks to get a cup. Buckle up, kiddos! Mama's drivin' over yonder!

With the brothers Federline strapped in back, the straw hatted former singer unwrapped a straw, while Jayden James had his nap. Shush, y'all! The more curious Sean Preston watched as mama got her coffee on, although it's been reported that he prefers sodey pop.

This appearance of the former sex kitten turned Crazytown stray cat marked the debut of her Charles Nelson Reilly Memorial sunglasses.

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61. I think Jayden is well over 20 lbs. I have had both my children facing forward before one year.Get over it.if this was me, no one would care. give the girl a break will ya.

Posted at 3:50PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Patty

62. Read the story. Jayden is taking a nap....hence the leaning.

Posted at 10:06AM on Aug 11th 2007 by edomite

63. She is just getting some coffee?? Before you judge someone else, take a look at your own life!

Posted at 4:38PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Jenna

64. #57 - You obviously are a brainiac like Brit....your child has to be 20 pounds AND (AND!!!) 1 yr of age you moron! There neck is not strong enough BEFORE ONE YEAR OF AGE. Try re-reading the laws SLOWLY....maybe then your brain can understand it!

http://www.car-safety.org/rearface.html

Some people should just have more animals...NOT CHILDREN!!!

Posted at 4:01PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Kate

65. Does she go to the drive through or leave the kids in the car unattended while she goes into the store?

Posted at 4:14PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Denise

66. wtf they are reporting that she got COFFEE? how about the fact that the dude whose car she hit last week has FINALLY filed a police report and is sueing her ass? nooooooo lets not report that lets talk about her starbucks trip ... oh by the way why isn't jayden facing the back like he should be?

Posted at 4:10PM on Aug 10th 2007 by amused

67. ONCE AGAIN...she has Jayden facing forward in a carseat before he should. He's not 1 yet and should be facing BACKWARDS. Why does she throw up red flags left and right about what kind of mother she is? STRAIGHTEN YOUR ACT UP! PATHETIC!

Posted at 4:13PM on Aug 10th 2007 by pbdtexas

68. These comments just keep getting wittier and wittier--Thanks for the laugh

Posted at 4:16PM on Aug 10th 2007 by sha su

69. Those poor kids are probably suffering from severe malnutrition. They could already have diabetes or will in a short while at the rate she is abusing them. Can you imagine how poorly these boys will do in school? Learning problems for sure with their malnourishment.

Kevin should get a court order for full custody and have these kids examined by a top pediatrician.

Posted at 4:16PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Walter Barbera

70. please god don't let her spawn any more "children" ...she is at the lowest end of the gene pool

Posted at 6:05PM on Aug 10th 2007 by ee

71. I'd call Protective Services.....Why? I'm sure she should never take those kids out in public...geeezzzz. That child is well over 20lbs..And people ever heard of drive thru? She shouldn't have to stay home all the time just because people follow her around. And she needs a stylist to go get coffee...I've went through the drive thru in my nightie ..BIG DEAL nobody followed me around and tried to take my son away!

Posted at 4:19PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Miss Myers

72. to #59, the person only filed a police report, she is not suing Britney, I watched the report & Brit later called the person & are workign things out (maybe that is why is it's not being reported & want it to be kept private).

That is not Jaden, it is Preston ... he's fine & she is not driving. Big deal, she's with her kids. Maybe she is going somewhere else with them, no one knows where she went afterwards. Geesh, you people bash her when she is nto seen with the kids (when Kev has the kids) & you guys bash her when she is with her kids. She can never get a break.

To the person who said she asks for these ops .. NO she does NOT. Try having them stalk your every move & plant themselves in front of her home. How is she going to get away from them? You should see the papps here in Chicago, after Brad & Jolie, Brad had a fight with one of them because they would not leave the family alone.

Good Lord, this is not news! Just terrible, jsut to make this poor woman look bad. Pathetic.

Posted at 4:23PM on Aug 10th 2007 by no doubt

73. Feel bad for poor Brit, but that was a funny article - Thanks, TMZ!!!

Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 10th 2007 by LuvTMZ

74. miss meyers you probably aren't a skank like twitney either. your not high profile either get a clue

Posted at 5:43PM on Aug 10th 2007 by mother theresa

75. I know its a lot of fun for everyone to make fun of Britney, but really, I wish everyone would leave the kids out of it. They can’t help who their parents are.

Posted at 4:43PM on Aug 10th 2007 by hum

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