Just when you thought Victoria Beckham couldn't get any faker -- along comes something called Chanelle!
Believe it or not, British "Big Brother" fauxality show bimbo Chanelle Hayes arrived to a London event on Thursday dressed like a trashier, cheaper, chavier version of Posh. She's so "may-jah!"
The 19-year-old Poshtitute wannabe mimicked the little black mess Victoria wore to an award show in June. Imitation of Spice!
1. 19!?
She looks older than Posh!
Posted at 2:05PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Asherz
2. They are so desperate for attention. It looks like she has draws on.
Posted at 2:06PM on Aug 10th 2007 by anonymous
3. OMG, that imposhter with the fatty, cellulite thunder thighs makes the real Posh look like the most beautiful woman in the world!!
Posted at 2:09PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Turbo Bunee
4. channelle was the best thing in this year's big brother, she shouil have won.
Posted at 3:46PM on Aug 11th 2007 by londonrules
5. she needs to lose some weight before she wears something like that... she's not fat, but that does not do good things for her thighs... TRAMPY!
Posted at 2:08PM on Aug 10th 2007 by b
6. this chick is sooooooo much fatter. Look at those thunder-thighs! Wanna not be!
Posted at 2:09PM on Aug 10th 2007 by anonymous
7. channelle was the best thing in this year's big brother, the house is so boring without her.
Posted at 2:10PM on Aug 10th 2007 by londonrules
8. She's not fat and she looks sexy, men like meat on their women. She is just trying to hard.
Posted at 2:13PM on Aug 10th 2007 by anonymous
9. I don't see why anybody would wanna emulate or imitate the Poshtitute. She is a horror unto herself. Actually, the impersonator don't look half bad; better than Posh herself. And why are they wearing pantyhose? Hose are so '70s and '80s. My grandma don't even wear hose anymore.... but watch, TMZ is gonna remove my comments like they always do...
Posted at 2:14PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Community Patroller
10. Ladies all men don't like emaciated women, there is nothing wrong with her. She's cute and sexy, stop hatting.
Posted at 2:15PM on Aug 10th 2007 by anonymous
11. Posh should be used to POSERS
She is married to the biggest futbol POSER on the planet!!!
"Owie my ankle hurts......."
He only scored 15 goals in 143 GAMES while playing in Spain!!!!!
WTF are we doing people??!!!
Yes he is attractive and she is a bleach blond, chest inflated poser, but WTF ALREADY!!
Posted at 2:15PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Season ticket holder
12. Same bad man's hair cut check
Lack of clothing I GUESS TO PROVE THEY ARE A WOMAN WITH THE TERRIBLE MAN'S HAIR CUT check
Posted at 2:16PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Ms Kris
13. Okay... Can someone say cellulite?
Posted at 2:17PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Freddy Angel
14. Like that is a challenging look to acheive....
Take a bottle of bleach
Insert fake boobs into your chest
Don't eat
And buy your outfits at Hookers R Us
Put it all together and you have THE LOOK!!
Posted at 2:18PM on Aug 10th 2007 by aLL aMERICAn gURL
15. LOL, better hit the gym honey.
Posted at 2:22PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Another Nobody
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