Just when you thought Victoria Beckham couldn't get any faker -- along comes something called Chanelle!
Believe it or not, British "Big Brother" fauxality show bimbo Chanelle Hayes arrived to a London event on Thursday dressed like a trashier, cheaper, chavier version of Posh. She's so "may-jah!"
The 19-year-old Poshtitute wannabe mimicked the little black mess Victoria wore to an award show in June. Imitation of Spice!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Becks & Posh
31. you all mad cause shes the sexiest woman alive. and she has the sexiest husband, best life, and millions an all of you too :o)
Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Jersey
32. you all mad cause shes the sexiest woman alive. and she has the sexiest husband, best life, and millions an all of you too :o)
Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Jersey
33. you all mad cause shes the sexiest woman alive. and she has the sexiest husband, best life, and millions an all of you too :o)
Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Jersey
34. you all mad cause shes the sexiest woman alive. and she has the sexiest husband, best life, and millions an all of you too :o)
Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Jersey
35. The woman on the right looks great, just the way the picture was taken that makes her thigs look like that, the camera angle is bad. But she looks SO much better than the Posh thing, I can't imagine any man wanting Posh instead. David keeps Posh around because he can't stand giving up so many of his millions to dump the wretched creature, but I bet if he sees this picture, he will start trying to figure out how to live with a few less millions! I just can't figure out why that woman would want to try to look like nasty Posh!
(Any minute now, Victoria's PR peeps will come galloping in here to post their usual canned BS for their fugly employer)
Posted at 2:55PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Lissa
36. I agree with #4!!! Her thighs look horrible in that dress...Posh pulls it off way better...but they both are trashy none the less!
On another note...WHO WOULD WANT TO IMPERSONATE POSH ANYWAY??...YUCK!
Posted at 2:58PM on Aug 10th 2007 by CrystalHasAnOpinion
37. LOL, Little Sissy, everyone got you just fine, if anyone needs reading comprehension, it's you. Go on, beat it, no reason for you to be here if it makes you SOOOOO unhappy. What a dork.
Posted at 2:59PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Lissa
38. Ha anyone who watched Chanelle on BB would agree that whilst she is many things, she is definately NOT a fatty. Anyone excepting pre-pregnancy boobs Nicole would look like a fatty boom-bah next to Posh.
Posted at 3:00PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Hips don't lie?
39. I think they both are ugly but in this Chanelle has really ugly THUNDER THIGHS, Posh
spice is a fake but her legs look better than this other bimbo. If people have legs like
that they should not flaunt it, are they trying to scare away the guys or what? Perhaps
a new kind of birth control, by showing those ugly thighs and making the guys run in the
opposite direction or she is just dumb enough to believe that she has sexy legs.
As for Poshtitute she looks like a cheap bimbo also and I hope she disappears from
the face of this country and goes back to England. UGLY BITCH!
Posted at 3:01PM on Aug 10th 2007 by mufassa007
40. i loooooooooooooooooooooooove little sissy..........negativity makes me smile.
cheer up!
I know, it's hard accepting the fact that you aren't famous and this is the only way that you can get people to talk about you.
it's ok, i understand.
Posted at 3:01PM on Aug 10th 2007 by melllllllllllliiiiieeeeeeeeeeee
41. The imposter looks more like PH
Posted at 3:13PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Kara
42. I think the imPoshter should lay off the doughnuts!!
Posted at 3:19PM on Aug 10th 2007 by SlappDaddy
43. Posh insulted young Hollywood for showing thier undies in public yet here she stands showing her undies. Talk about a hypocrite.
Posted at 3:27PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Alli
44. Haters! Haters! Haters! That woman looks fine, you **&^TR idiots! Aint nothing wrong with her thighs. All women are shapely, with shapely thighs and hips. It's women in the world right now, looking at her (Chanelle) and saying why can't they be thin and shapely like her. She has the perfect body; and thighs, and hips, and the ones saying she's ugly and fat are the same ones who will allow their men into strip clubs to throw dollar bills at the strippers with the bullet holes and stab wounds. My hips and thighs are meaty and shapely and I weigh barely 140 pounds. I am very fine, just like Miss Chanelle. You go, girl. They just jealous baby. Don't worry about these haters. They can't stand to look at themselves in the mirror that's why they are picking you on, Miss Chanelle.
And what woman doesn't have cellulite on her body? If you're a female with estrogen hormnones in your body, then are you GOING to have cellulite. I don't see any cellulite on Posh, so she must not have any hormones, therefore she must not be human. (Think automaton, retard, robot, artificial intelligence... etc.)
Posted at 3:49PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Community Patroller
45. There y'all go... hating on the big girls. Y'all must be blind because I know y'all see how good that gal on the right looks. Posh looks like wax; Chanelle looks gorgeous. With those big thighs and wide hips. That's how a woman is supposed to be shaped. If you want a bone, go the meat packing house, they got plenty of them there. Otherwise, leave that shapely gal alone. She has the perfect shape - and she's probably an average size 10 - just like every woman should be. Y'all prolly fat your damn selves, and just hating on her...
Posted at 3:50PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Community Patroller
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