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Gummi Bear Sticks to the Sand

8/12/2007 1:23 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis horrified onlookers at Paris Hilton's Malibu beach house when he drew a smiley face on his plump chest in in suntan lotion -- or was it mustard?


Then Davis, clad in the inexplicable/inexcusable combo of a dress shirt and sarong, took off running down the beach, his man jugs a-jiggling as he ran.

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A.M.    

He looks like just his grandfather.

2540 days ago
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The Marian Movement    

I decided to do a search too, I never use google - I use ASK. This is what I found...

Jason Davis is currently employed OHMSS. He is a cool, handsome, dangerous agent for British Intelligence; his code number gives him a "license to take the piss out of people" in the line of duty. Jason travels the globe and uses his wits, fighting skills and a grab-bag of high-tech gadgets to battle super-villains often bent on world domination. Like sun-block and TMZ.

A few of Jason's personal traits have become famous, including his preference for cappuccino's "shaken, not stirred," his use of a Walther PPK water-pistol, and his habit of introducing himself as "Bear... Gummi Bear."

He is currently on a mission to expose Double Agents.




2540 days ago
33.

big joe    

fat bastard.

2540 days ago
34.

annoyed    

Who IS this worm? And why does TMZ even cover his every move? Can anyone really be famous? Seriously, who IS this bozo? What has he done to merit getting mentioned everyday here?? I can't figure this out.....

2539 days ago
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ONE STOP SAM    

Oh he's funny LOL give the Pap's something nasty to take pics of and he so knew it and was doing it on purpose. LOL That was very funny!!

2539 days ago
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Jimm    

heis the most dusgusting human being I have ever seen. Him and his couchebag equally as disgusting brother needs to stay out of the press and media. They are losers and no one cares about what they do, who they are wearing, or where they are going. They are fat greasy sweaty disgusting douchebags! UGH..

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