The Cruises Go Knuts for Knut

46. Cruise Encounters of the Third kind

Katie Holmes may have fallen for it, but Tom Cruise’s sci-fi seduction technique scared the bejeezus out of Scarlett Johansson, a source close to the actress says. Weeks before he began wooing his brainwashed bride-to-be, Cruise made repeated phone calls to the 19-year-old starlet—who was then set to co-star with him in Mission Impossible III—imploring her to meet him at the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. But when the actress finally agreed, the supposedly professional get-together took an oddly spiritual turn. “[Cruise] took me into this room, which was stifling hot, and was showing me all kinds of info about joining the church,” Johansson told our source. “The whole time he didn’t even offer me a cookie!” Instead, he offered her dinner—and a glimpse into the Twilight Zone.

After two hours of proselytizing, our source says Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingenue politely excused herself. Soon after the meeting, Johansson dropped out of Mission Impossible III, reportedly due to scheduling conflicts. Asked about the incident, Johansson’s momager, Melanie Johansson, referred Radar to a publicist, who did not return calls or emails seeking comment. After striking out with Johansson, Cruise reportedly turned his attentions to 24-year-old Jessica Alba, 22-year-old Kate Bosworth, and 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan, before settling on the 26-year-old Holmes. As far we know, Cruise’s War of the Worlds co-star, Dakota Fanning, was never under consideration.

(Katie has a deal, just like Nicole had one)

Posted at 5:34PM on Aug 13th 2007 by radarmagazine

47. Tom Cruise has apparently DUMPED his other children. He doesn't take them anywhere, even with all the money he has.

We've only seen his other children when he attended their school soccer games. I wonder if the children even live in his home?

He hardly knew Katie when she became pregnant. The child looks like she is about 2 years old. Such an odd behaving couple!!!

Posted at 6:02PM on Aug 13th 2007 by K.L.

48. Dang! On the NEW YORK POST site, there are celebrity photos. #11 has a Tom Cruise pic that shows clearly that Tiny Tom wears hair plugs, as certain hairdressers have claimed.

Posted at 7:16PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Observer

49. # 37. No, I live a real life!!! Sister and best friend are gay...LOVE them both. Do you really know what hiding the truth of your sexuality does to a person. I do, many many friends are free now that they have come out.. I seem to have hit a nerve with you. LOL

Posted at 6:42PM on Aug 13th 2007 by LRT

50. WHO CARES WHAT THEY DO!!! She hasn't acted in eons and his last few movies have sucked hard, they just appear desperate for attention these days. Why anyone would give any ScientoloFreak the time of day is beyond me. Anyone dumb enough to fall for that "religion" needs to be locked in a padded room and have the key thrown away to begin with. Maybe we'll all get lucky and ol L Ron will beam up Tommy Boy and Co to join him in Thetan Land VERY soon!

Posted at 6:50PM on Aug 13th 2007 by gigi

51. LOL..........I see Tom has alerted the press again to another of his " FAMILY OUTINGS " in a feeble attempt to come across as " normal " to the gulible and easily swayed public.

He is still under the notion that if he screams that he is marriaged from the roof tops and has another child........That we will all believe this " show and tell " he displays everytime he gets a chance. That we will actually " buy into " this fairytale he has created to try and save what's left of his " Film career. ".

I'm sorry. I'm not buying it. I don't care that he is gay, I would respect him a lot more if he would just come out and admit it. I resent the fact that he thinks this damage control is actually convincing. He is an insult to my intelligence.

You don't see Russel Crow, Ben Stiller or Matt Damon doing this. They don't have an agenda or reason to protest their hetrosexuality like T.C. does. He is so OBVIOUS. Katie is reeping monetary and professional benefits from this " business " arrangement.
She looks the " other way " when he has his liason's with other MEN. Just like Kelly PPreston does when John Travolta has his. LMAO over this " farce " of a marriage.

That Scientology Cult they belong to......protects them 24/7 covering up and hiding their indiscretions with pay-off's and hush $$. After all Tom Cruise and John Travolta have given that organization MILLIONS of dollars over the years. They are more than happy to oblige.and protect them at all costs. Only a dumb-ass person would believe that Tom and Katie are happily married. Over and out .......YOU SUCKERS !!! LOL

Posted at 7:22PM on Aug 13th 2007 by The Wise Old Owl

52. Why don't they let Suri walk or use a stroller...she's a kid...of course she wants to get down and run...hold her hand...something...it always looks like one of them is struggling to hold Suri on an outing...let her be free....you have enough people around you to protect her (and catch her!)

Posted at 8:03PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Patty

53. suri is soooooo cute! katie does not look like a zombie at all.
i can't even imagine what it must be like to be them.....to just want to take your baby to the zoo and then be followed by total strangers with cameras clicking in your face the entire time. even little suri seems to expect it, like it is normal. how sad is that?

Posted at 8:17PM on Aug 13th 2007 by annab

54. libraesque, you're SOOOOOO jealous, i can see your green face radiating off your post ;)

Tomkat has everything--beauty and good looks, fame, talent (in their field anyway), money$$$$ up the a&&, grace, generosity, passion about their beliefs WHATEVER they may be (This is AMERICA, people..you have the right to believe in Satan if you want to)
but most importantly, Tomkat has love and a beautiful child between them.

They deserve happiness. ANYONE who makes fun of them is 100% jealous and lacking in their own empty lives...

Stop hatin' on a happy family that happens to be famous celebs...you show your ignorance with all that noise :)

Posted at 8:13PM on Aug 13th 2007 by kelly is a betch

55. ahahha...yeah the parade to PLEASE WATCH OUR MOVIE BEGINS..hahha

http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/08/06/movies/main3139518.shtml


Alas connor nad isabella are away from the madness..ahhahah or else htey will be recruited in this parade as well...

Posted at 8:42PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Miapocca

56. You show your ignorance by claiming scientology is NORMAL ....take a goog look at the dictionary, ignorance has your face next to it...ahhaha

Throw a stone and we shall throw ROCKS..

Posted at 8:45PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Miapocca

57. WE KNOW HE IS STRANGE, AND SHE IS GETTING STRANGER BY THE MIN. AND THE BABY IS CUTE, BUT ALL 3 HAVE THE SAME HAIRCUT, ALL THREE ARE CLONE LIKE, AND EVERYTHING HE DOES W/ HIS SO CALLED HAPPY FAMILY IS A JOKE, TALK ABOUT BEING A SET OF FOR THE PHOTO TOGS. I BET HE HAS THEM ON CALL?

HE SEEMS TO BE SOOOOOOOOOOO IN LOVE THAT HE CONSTANTLY PUSHES IT DOWN OUR THROATS, WHICH I CAN'T STAND, BECAUSE I THINK HE IS A FAKE AND PHONEY, LIKE HIS HAPPY EVER AFTER LIFE, THIRD WIFE, HOPE HAPPY LIFE, BUT I DON'T THINK SO. HE SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME W/ THE OTHER TWO CHILDREN HE HAS, W/ PICTURES, AND NOT JUST AT THE SPORTS GAMES.

Posted at 9:02PM on Aug 13th 2007 by STRANGE COUPLE

58. You are right..this is a family that can dissapear very well for months, so if Suri was hidden for months on end ... we have no clue how they even go to a hospitla after the silent planned birth at the wierdo mansion...so when they show up in public I doubts its for anything but publicity ...ahhaha

Oh and suddenly suri is dressing like Violet affleck..i think they read the boards y'all....they know how people love the simple affleck life, so suddenly hag is trying too hard to behave like the afflecks..the park visits, the baby being held by hag will midget touches her neck ....hmmm if you doubt this just go through the picture sof the afflecks at the market where Jen is stealing a kiss from ben...this is all so made up m its not even funny...I actually feel sorry for them....................make up your ming hag, skeletor beckham or affleck...I guess hse changed teh hair styl eto get rid of the one long side beckhma look hahah
http://babyrazzi.com/baby/category/jennifer-garner-ben-afflecks-baby/

by the way , whats with the mathcing looks...I am slipping, havent read the scientology scriptures where hubbard wants the wife to look like the husband hahahah..it helps to stick it to hag when she looksliek that..so what happened to the pregnancy..ahahha I guess the sperms are sparse..midget cannot even use the gold and diamond encrusted turkey baster..Lord help him...

Hey why pick on LIBRARESQUE...She is only saying what the majority on here are saying.....CLAMS

Posted at 9:16PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Miapocca

59. Tom, you are SO right - Lizette and a couple others here are scientology PR plants, their job is blog patrol for the Tom/Katie space aliens. They always write the same thing, so they are easily spotted. As for the Cruise aliens not having privacy, LOL, they don't WANT "privacy," Tom needs all these phoney outings photographed because he thinks this will help get people to go see his movie. This movie will bomb, though, and Tom is just wasting his time alerting the paps to his every move. Why do you think these morons had that party for the Beckham twits? Because they crave privacy? Yeah, that's why the Cruise aliens invited 600 people (mostly scientologists) to a party, cuz they SO crave privacy. They thought this big party (of C & D listers) would make them so popular, but as usual, Tom's compulsively excessive sickness just made the Cruise aliens look like a couple of a$$holes. Katie looks so unattractive and is losing her feminity entirely and in fact, she is starting to look like Tom. This zoo outing was nothing more than Tom and Katie promoting his movie, using the family schtick to do it, and using their baby like that is sick.

Posted at 9:37PM on Aug 13th 2007 by alien hunter

60. Lay off the kid. It is getting really old. If you have nothing better to do than put down a toddler than you should be fired. Come on tmz, get some class

Posted at 10:03PM on Aug 13th 2007 by TRYING TO UNDERSTAND