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Janice -- Card with a "Guard"

Posted Aug 14th 2007 12:30PM by TMZ Staff

That Janice Dickinson sure knows how to class up the red carpet.
The paleozoic wreck-eriffic celebu-"judge" showed up to Grauman's Chinese Theater last night for the premiere of "Superbad" with, well, this guy, whom Janice saw fit to outfit in an "outrageous" half-shirt. And oh yeah, the shirt says 'security' on it. Get it? Like he's her boy toy security guard. Get it? Hilarious. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

At least Janice -- herself "glammed" up in a delightfully home-hemmed satin number with her best soccer mom flats -- thinks it's outrageous too. Superbad!




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16. Annoying old lady, go away, you haven't been hot in 26 years.

Posted at 1:05PM on Aug 14th 2007 by L.A. Douchenozzle, Esq.

17. She might as well have Booby Trendy be her security guard.

Posted at 1:09PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Chuck

18. Janice has been used like a spitoon by most of the men in Hollywood, go away crazy lady!!

Posted at 1:09PM on Aug 14th 2007 by SlappDaddy

19. What an 'interesting' way to get publicity - not so much for her but for the gentleman standing next to her half dressed. His Mother will be so proud.

Posted at 1:11PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Tired and Ready for A Nap

20. I think this is one of her male models. The guy from Serbia or some place close. He was a real bitch on the show. In any case--not a flattering look for either of them

Posted at 1:39PM on Aug 14th 2007 by whatever

21. He jumps her he slides right off with that dress.

Posted at 1:19PM on Aug 14th 2007 by SayWhat

22. Janice, go away you no-talent dried up hag. NO CLASS, LADY! And WTF would you know about Hail Mary's or praying, you are such an immoral slut. Go get some more plastic surgery. What a horrid trainwreck!

Posted at 1:21PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Brangelina, phoniest of the phoniest

23. This guy is from her modeling agency that was on the Oxygen show. I totally recognize him. She is trying to promote him as well as herself.

Posted at 1:24PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Maikie

24. Thanks be to God she kept her hoo-hoo covered this time!

Posted at 1:30PM on Aug 14th 2007 by thanking

25. Janices " Bodyguard " is actually a with model in her modeling agenc and i her show on the oxygen network.

Posted at 6:19PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Paige M.

26. That poor guy looks like he'd rather be getting a root canal!

Posted at 1:52PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Flygirl

27. I love Janice but that hem has to gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........!
:)

Posted at 1:52PM on Aug 14th 2007 by kelly is a betch

28. Love Janice. The guy is hot, but she should of brought a younger hotter guy. I'd kill to have those abs!

Posted at 1:57PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Justin

29. Just be glad she's not pulling up her skirt to show her underwear and plastic surgery scars, like she usually does. That's so nasty.

Posted at 2:10PM on Aug 14th 2007 by SickOfBi-polarJanice

30. Who is she? I've never heard her name until America's Next Top Model. I can name a list of much better aged, qualified women who can be considered the first real supermodel. Ie: Lauren Hutton, Cheryl Tieggs, Cindy Crawford, Elle McPherson.

Posted at 2:08PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Jessica

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