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Janice -- Card with a "Guard"

That Janice Dickinson sure knows how to class up the red carpet.
The paleozoic wreck-eriffic celebu-"judge" showed up to Grauman's Chinese Theater last night for the premiere of "Superbad" with, well, this guy, whom Janice saw fit to outfit in an "outrageous" half-shirt. And oh yeah, the shirt says 'security' on it. Get it? Like he's her boy toy security guard. Get it? Hilarious. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

At least Janice -- herself "glammed" up in a delightfully home-hemmed satin number with her best soccer mom flats -- thinks it's outrageous too. Superbad!




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31. Could this guy be a bigger slut!! Who else but a prostitue would dress the way he did for a has been like her and look like an idiot for the whole world to see. I guess you see girls do it all the time, but this is just BAD

Posted at 2:05PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Michaele

32. I'd still hit it.

Posted at 2:08PM on Aug 14th 2007 by jim

33. The dude is very ugly

Posted at 2:12PM on Aug 14th 2007 by eee

34. Janice looks more manly then the security dude...as a matter of fact the "security" looks like a sissy and Janice looks like a beefy drag queen....ewwwww

Posted at 2:19PM on Aug 14th 2007 by jeepwrangler_gal

35. As a gay man, I think they both look FIERCE

Posted at 2:21PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Jeff

36. Janice is one crazy a$$, but that's why I love her.

Posted at 3:07PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Dottie

37. She looks alot better than usual. But I am still scared!

Posted at 2:46PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Derek Zoolander

38. Janice is an old washed out rude biotch!!!! She is disrespectful to everybody and thinks the world owes her something! All i can say about her is CLASSLESS!!

Posted at 3:00PM on Aug 14th 2007 by BABS

39. Yes, that is one of the models from her agency and he did admit to being gay.
Perhaps she plans on using the footage for an upcoming episode. When you all turn her age and you have the option for plastic surgery - would you not take it . . . at least some of it?
Of course, you don't want to be a real "living doll", but I would at least change one or two things.

Posted at 2:55PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Jacquie

40. The guy in the back has a broken foot. : (

Usually Janice looks extremely ridiculous, but she looks ok here. Looks like her 12 year old niece made that dress though.

Posted at 2:59PM on Aug 14th 2007 by I know I was there

41. Janice is absolutely fabulous, pastic surgery...lord WHO CARES...she looks amazing, she can't be half as bad as all these comments say, since it was you all who took the time to read the article on her then post a comment...and for the person who posted the comment about the guy being gay...of course he is, the finest men are...here's a quote..."Jealousy is an illness...and i hope you all get well soon..."

Posted at 3:15PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Mational

42. Janice- go home wench !!

Posted at 5:21PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Taylor

43. His name is Sirin or something like that. He's the guy who left the agency crying and then came back.

Posted at 3:30PM on Aug 14th 2007 by anon

44. Is there a train she can stand in front off so she can get a make over ?....SHE or is IT a HE ? need to go join the rest of her friends in God waiting room of Palm Springs.

Posted at 3:53PM on Aug 14th 2007 by JoeS

45. glad to see im not the only one who cant stand this old hag......

Posted at 4:00PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Angie-OBX, NC

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