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Janice -- Card with a "Guard"

8/14/2007 1:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

That Janice Dickinson sure knows how to class up the red carpet.
The paleozoic wreck-eriffic celebu-"judge" showed up to Grauman's Chinese Theater last night for the premiere of "Superbad" with, well, this guy, whom Janice saw fit to outfit in an "outrageous" half-shirt. And oh yeah, the shirt says 'security' on it. Get it? Like he's her boy toy security guard. Get it? Hilarious. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

At least Janice -- herself "glammed" up in a delightfully home-hemmed satin number with her best soccer mom flats -- thinks it's outrageous too. Superbad!


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31.

Michaele    

Could this guy be a bigger slut!! Who else but a prostitue would dress the way he did for a has been like her and look like an idiot for the whole world to see. I guess you see girls do it all the time, but this is just BAD

2605 days ago
32.

jim    

I'd still hit it.

2605 days ago
33.

eee    

The dude is very ugly

2605 days ago
34.

jeepwrangler_gal    

Janice looks more manly then the security dude...as a matter of fact the "security" looks like a sissy and Janice looks like a beefy drag queen....ewwwww

2605 days ago
35.

Jeff    

As a gay man, I think they both look FIERCE

2605 days ago
36.

Dottie    

Janice is one crazy a$$, but that's why I love her.

2605 days ago
37.

JG    

She looks alot better than usual. But I am still scared!

2605 days ago
38.

BABS    

Janice is an old washed out rude biotch!!!! She is disrespectful to everybody and thinks the world owes her something! All i can say about her is CLASSLESS!!

2605 days ago
39.

Jacquie    

Yes, that is one of the models from her agency and he did admit to being gay.
Perhaps she plans on using the footage for an upcoming episode. When you all turn her age and you have the option for plastic surgery - would you not take it . . . at least some of it?
Of course, you don't want to be a real "living doll", but I would at least change one or two things.

2605 days ago
40.

George Bush Hates Freedom    

The guy in the back has a broken foot. : (

Usually Janice looks extremely ridiculous, but she looks ok here. Looks like her 12 year old niece made that dress though.

2605 days ago
41.

Mational    

Janice is absolutely fabulous, pastic surgery...lord WHO CARES...she looks amazing, she can't be half as bad as all these comments say, since it was you all who took the time to read the article on her then post a comment...and for the person who posted the comment about the guy being gay...of course he is, the finest men are...here's a quote..."Jealousy is an illness...and i hope you all get well soon..."

2605 days ago
42.

Taylor    

Janice- go home wench !!

2605 days ago
43.

Anon    

His name is Sirin or something like that. He's the guy who left the agency crying and then came back.

2605 days ago
44.

JoeS    

Is there a train she can stand in front off so she can get a make over ?....SHE or is IT a HE ? need to go join the rest of her friends in God waiting room of Palm Springs.

2605 days ago
45.

Angie-OBX, NC    

glad to see im not the only one who cant stand this old hag......

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