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Janice -- Card with a "Guard"

That Janice Dickinson sure knows how to class up the red carpet.
The paleozoic wreck-eriffic celebu-"judge" showed up to Grauman's Chinese Theater last night for the premiere of "Superbad" with, well, this guy, whom Janice saw fit to outfit in an "outrageous" half-shirt. And oh yeah, the shirt says 'security' on it. Get it? Like he's her boy toy security guard. Get it? Hilarious. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

At least Janice -- herself "glammed" up in a delightfully home-hemmed satin number with her best soccer mom flats -- thinks it's outrageous too. Superbad!




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46. aw come on folks, the guy's a cutie and janice is a HOOT!

Posted at 4:23PM on Aug 14th 2007 by el polacko

47. WHY IS SHE STANDING IN THAT "I'VE GOT TO PEE" POSE?

Posted at 5:04PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Victoria

48. Tranny Janny

Posted at 7:50PM on Aug 14th 2007 by ohnoudient

49. ................Class?.......................BARF!

Posted at 5:37PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Ask Me How I REALLY Feel

50. She looks like Amy Winehouse!

Posted at 5:18PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Trey

51. I feel sorry for the boy!

Posted at 5:45PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Jen Ramsy

52. That guy is tooty-fruity

Posted at 6:04PM on Aug 14th 2007 by hottiemchot

53. This woman is at the very bottom of the celebrity food chain.

Posted at 6:41PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Just me

54. Love Janice...that chick is tough!!!!!

Posted at 6:39PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Jane

55. That guy looks gayer than Liberace. He won't do her, but he'll do her hair!

Posted at 6:40PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Barbie

56. Janice has a cartoonish look from too much plastic surgery.She is a very aggressive,bossy,loudmouth and most of her dates are with gay guys.

Posted at 6:43PM on Aug 14th 2007 by kerrybabyxx

57. i don't think she's THAT bad looking. she knows the ego's the only thing keeping her in whatever spotlight you call this so she runs wide open -- for fiftysomething.

the guy looks like a loser -- very eric mccormack in that will-do-anything kind of way.

Posted at 7:00PM on Aug 14th 2007 by swordfish

58. Well I love Janice. She's had it tough and has made it. By the way, that guy is not gay. He's handsome and on her reality show. Good luck to both of you!

Posted at 7:11PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Laurie

59. He was on her TV show, and I think he was one of the straight guys. I don't know where the gay comments are coming from unless I missed something.

Posted at 8:12PM on Aug 14th 2007 by none@none.com

60. That guy's name is Soren, and he is TOTALLY HOT!!! I wish the pic showed his tattoos.

Posted at 8:28PM on Aug 14th 2007 by jemiller

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