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Did Greasy Get His Ass Beat?!

8/15/2007 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis made his triumphant return to the club scene last night -- looking like he'd just boxed a few rounds with Brad Garrett! Damn son!


The oily inheritor, who's gotten into his fair share of Hollywood scrapes in the past, sported what appeared to be a shiner over his right eye last night as he left club Opera in Hollywood with Paris Hilton -- although with his razor chiseled cheekbones there's a pretty good chance it was just a slick optical illusion.

Greasy bobbed and weaved from questions about the eye sore, but check it out for yourself.

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Ace    

I can see why they call him "Greasy." Even more greasier than Amy Sedaris. Saw the two of them dancing at Club Opera in Hollywood the other week and after they were done they had to throw sawdust on the floor to keep people from slipping on the grease they had sweated out. Disgusting but what do you expect?

2604 days ago
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Lisa    

WHO CARES!

2604 days ago
3.

Snarksnarksnark    

Does he ever bathe?

2603 days ago
4.

FABIO    

He looks like he definately got POPPED !!!!!

2603 days ago
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Victoria    

I have to agree with Chris..........He's a nobody.

2603 days ago
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kayla    

You guys crack me up... because of TMZ, Greasy Bear is probably the most interesting person in Tinseltown... Thanks!!!!

2603 days ago
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Mags    

Can't Candy Spelling write him an open letter about proper skin care? I can even write it for her:

Dear Brandon,
GET A FACIAL!!!!! You can afford it, and it's not just for women and gays anymore. Straight men can look good too now. You don't have to look like you've just finished a 12-hour shift at the deep friers at McD, you're rich. Facials once a week, plenty of water and powder wipes are your FRIENDS!

2603 days ago
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I laugh at other's misfortunes    

If he were dead, along with his brother, nobody would care.

2603 days ago
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anonymous    

I hate this dude....

2603 days ago
10.

knumbknuts    

HARVEY! whatever these guys are paying you to include them on your website, it's not enough! They are BORING~! They are ANNOYING!

Please, give us Dancing with the Stars level celebrities or better. I am begging!

2603 days ago
11.

huh    

This guy gETS exactly what he deserves.

His actions sealed his fate, and married him to a BITCH named

KHARMA!!

2603 days ago
12.

anthonysdreamgirl**    

Hey Amy Sedaris, stop trying to give yourself cheap publicity. We all know it's you...who else would waste this much time on a blog about you???

2603 days ago
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Lein    

I think Greasy & Gummi were fighting over the inheritence and who actually works less.

2603 days ago
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whatagay    

These are some butt-ugly muggs - he should get his ass kicked. Where are all the "beautiful" Hollywood people?? These folks are the bottom of the barrel. You can see this type of trash in any city, USA at the "after-hours" bars because they couldnt get a hook-up in the regular clubs.

2603 days ago
15.

Leigh    

Greasy is GROSS!

2603 days ago
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