Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis made his triumphant return to the club scene last night -- looking like he'd just boxed a few rounds with Brad Garrett! Damn son!
The oily inheritor, who's gotten into his fair share of Hollywood scrapes in the past, sported what appeared to be a shiner over his right eye last night as he left club Opera in Hollywood with Paris Hilton -- although with his razor chiseled cheekbones there's a pretty good chance it was just a slick optical illusion.
Greasy bobbed and weaved from questions about the eye sore, but check it out for yourself.
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsI can see why they call him "Greasy." Even more greasier than Amy Sedaris. Saw the two of them dancing at Club Opera in Hollywood the other week and after they were done they had to throw sawdust on the floor to keep people from slipping on the grease they had sweated out. Disgusting but what do you expect?
You guys crack me up... because of TMZ, Greasy Bear is probably the most interesting person in Tinseltown... Thanks!!!!
Can't Candy Spelling write him an open letter about proper skin care? I can even write it for her:
Dear Brandon,
GET A FACIAL!!!!! You can afford it, and it's not just for women and gays anymore. Straight men can look good too now. You don't have to look like you've just finished a 12-hour shift at the deep friers at McD, you're rich. Facials once a week, plenty of water and powder wipes are your FRIENDS!
I laugh at other's misfortunes:
If he were dead, along with his brother, nobody would care.
HARVEY! whatever these guys are paying you to include them on your website, it's not enough! They are BORING~! They are ANNOYING!
Please, give us Dancing with the Stars level celebrities or better. I am begging!
This guy gETS exactly what he deserves.
His actions sealed his fate, and married him to a BITCH named
KHARMA!!
Hey Amy Sedaris, stop trying to give yourself cheap publicity. We all know it's you...who else would waste this much time on a blog about you???
I think Greasy & Gummi were fighting over the inheritence and who actually works less.
These are some butt-ugly muggs - he should get his ass kicked. Where are all the "beautiful" Hollywood people?? These folks are the bottom of the barrel. You can see this type of trash in any city, USA at the "after-hours" bars because they couldnt get a hook-up in the regular clubs.
















