Did Greasy Get His Ass Beat?!

Posted Aug 15th 2007 10:00AM by TMZ Staff

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis made his triumphant return to the club scene last night -- looking like he'd just boxed a few rounds with Brad Garrett! Damn son!

The oily inheritor, who's gotten into his fair share of Hollywood scrapes in the past, sported what appeared to be a shiner over his right eye last night as he left club Opera in Hollywood with Paris Hilton -- although with his razor chiseled cheekbones there's a pretty good chance it was just a slick optical illusion.

Greasy bobbed and weaved from questions about the eye sore, but check it out for yourself.

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1. I can see why they call him "Greasy." Even more greasier than Amy Sedaris. Saw the two of them dancing at Club Opera in Hollywood the other week and after they were done they had to throw sawdust on the floor to keep people from slipping on the grease they had sweated out. Disgusting but what do you expect?

Posted at 10:15AM on Aug 15th 2007 by Shawndra

2. He looks like he definately got POPPED !!!!!

Posted at 10:28AM on Aug 15th 2007 by STEVE-O

3. Does he ever bathe?

Posted at 10:30AM on Aug 15th 2007 by Snarksnarksnark

4. I have to agree with Chris..........He's a nobody.

Posted at 10:31AM on Aug 15th 2007 by Victoria

5. WHO CARES!

Posted at 10:33AM on Aug 15th 2007 by Lisa

6. Can't Candy Spelling write him an open letter about proper skin care? I can even write it for her:

Dear Brandon,
GET A FACIAL!!!!! You can afford it, and it's not just for women and gays anymore. Straight men can look good too now. You don't have to look like you've just finished a 12-hour shift at the deep friers at McD, you're rich. Facials once a week, plenty of water and powder wipes are your FRIENDS!

Posted at 10:41AM on Aug 15th 2007 by candy's ghost writer

7. If he were dead, along with his brother, nobody would care.

Posted at 10:45AM on Aug 15th 2007 by celebs_suck

8. I hate this dude....

Posted at 10:47AM on Aug 15th 2007 by anonymous

9. I think Greasy & Gummi were fighting over the inheritence and who actually works less.

Posted at 11:16AM on Aug 15th 2007 by Lein

10. HARVEY! whatever these guys are paying you to include them on your website, it's not enough! They are BORING~! They are ANNOYING!

Please, give us Dancing with the Stars level celebrities or better. I am begging!

Posted at 11:26AM on Aug 15th 2007 by knumbknuts

11. Hey Amy Sedaris, stop trying to give yourself cheap publicity. We all know it's you...who else would waste this much time on a blog about you???

Posted at 11:44AM on Aug 15th 2007 by Ledbetter1212

12. This guy gETS exactly what he deserves.

His actions sealed his fate, and married him to a BITCH named

KHARMA!!

Posted at 12:07PM on Aug 15th 2007 by firecrotch

13. These are some butt-ugly muggs - he should get his ass kicked. Where are all the "beautiful" Hollywood people?? These folks are the bottom of the barrel. You can see this type of trash in any city, USA at the "after-hours" bars because they couldnt get a hook-up in the regular clubs.

Posted at 12:31PM on Aug 15th 2007 by hotterthanthat

14. Greasy is GROSS!

Posted at 1:57PM on Aug 15th 2007 by BermudaBunny

15. He probably got the black eye when Gummi sat on his face.

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 15th 2007 by HEY!

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