Heche and Laffoon Act Like Sane People

16. Anne isn't gay anymore..ok, I get that..why would she even hook up with a guy whose last name is Lafoon? So their child is Homer Lafoon..are you kidding me. If the soon to be ex is a porn freak why is HE living with their child? Now there is a good role model. I hope she made a better choice this time.

Posted at 3:35PM on Aug 15th 2007 by SuzyQ

17. coley be a cutey

Posted at 3:58PM on Aug 15th 2007 by you are entitled to my opinion

18. PARAGRAPH 2 OF THIS FINE STORY, LINE 6:

"THERE" NOT "THEIR" --

Cripes almighty. who is writing such improper grammar.

Posted at 4:00PM on Aug 15th 2007 by jed

19. Its quite obvious the judge who gave the custody order saw that it was Anne who was the unstable one. Why else would the husband, a MAN be given primary custody???!! that doesn't happen in America unless the mom is seriously out of her mind.

Posted at 4:03PM on Aug 15th 2007 by Kate

20. Homer thats a perv name in it's self we know what that kids gonna grow up to be like....

Posted at 4:06PM on Aug 15th 2007 by cant stand it

21. # 12 thanks for the info on Amy Sedaris I had no clue who she was .

Posted at 4:12PM on Aug 15th 2007 by laurie

22. It is Ann Heche who is a whack job, first she dumps Steve Martin for Ellen De Generes
and than Ellen dumps her another woman and Anne Heche than finds a man, gets
married to a man had a kid and than she finds another man, dumps her husband and
is now calling him names. She is a homewrecker with no conscience whatsoever,
she is noithing but a WHORE and she will be leaving this guy or him her soon enough
thus will continue life as she knows it, she will from one men to another and than to a
woman.... She is a slut, like Denise Richards and Tori Spelling.

Posted at 4:13PM on Aug 15th 2007 by Don Imus and Al Sharpton are hot for each other!

23. What kind of mother leaves a little boy with a man she claims is addicted to porn and names him Homer thats just sick.

Posted at 4:12PM on Aug 15th 2007 by nut case

24. TMZ needs a new editor....the grammar errors in these article are ridiculous...

Posted at 4:43PM on Aug 15th 2007 by Aquagrrl45

25. ok sounds to me like Coley refused to get a job and just stayed home..jacked off, watched porn and played ping pong..Anne curses in front of the child and doesn't pack him lunches he likes. The adults argue over a bed and two nightstands..It is really funny in a perverse way...These two need to start acting like grown-ups. The child has two dysfunctional parents..plus a nerd name like Homer....this is love Hollywoood style!

Posted at 4:38PM on Aug 15th 2007 by SuzyQ

26. It's hard to take y'all seriously with such an obvious typo in your story!! In the second paragraph, "their" should be "there" - c'mon now! That's basic English

Posted at 4:40PM on Aug 15th 2007 by Kimmer

27. I think once a woman is attracted to women, it will always be in the back of her mind.

I'm a heterosexual woman for all intents and purposes, and secretly desire other women. I have never had a successful relationship with a man, because once the romancing period ends, my mind starts to wonder. First in the bedroom... I fantasize without them knowing.... I close my eyes, and while they are doing their thing, I'm thinking about the contours of the female form, and then I can finally get off.
Eventually , I become thoroughly disatified with the relationship and leave.
There is just too much about a man that is not a woman. I don't even date anymore.
I she's like me... she'll never be happy with a man.

Posted at 6:28PM on Aug 15th 2007 by Good-Bi-Girl

28. To #7 Maryanne Keller,

They have joint custody wihen Anne Heche is in LA. The problem is that her show is shot in Canada, but the boy's home is in LA, so the judge didn't want him taken out of the country full-time. I think he goes to Canada twice a month but when Anne Heche is in LA, the custody arrangement is 50/50.

I think it was a bum deal because she is being punished for being the only one who works in the family. I think I'd quit my job rather than accept this arrangement.

Posted at 7:46PM on Aug 15th 2007 by Lucille

29. Sonner or laters gays and lesbians self-destruct in one way or another.
they are born mentally ill, that is why they live the way they do.
At least anne Heche is up front about the whole thing, and her spaceship, too.

Posted at 4:42AM on Aug 16th 2007 by team coley

30. ANNE HECHE IS A LOONEY TUNES ALIEN!!!!

COLEY IS THE ONE WHO RAISED HOMER.
HECHE ALWAYS SANG THE GRACES OF COLEY AS A FATHER.
CONVENIENTLY, WHEN SHE WANTS HER SPACESHIP BACK, SHE BRINGS UP LUDICROUS CHARGES AGAINST HER "MODEL FATHER" HUSBAND!!!!!!!!

HOMER REPORTEDLY HAS SAID THAT HE IS AFRAID OF HIM MOMMY, AND THAT HE LOVES HIS DADDY AND WANTS TO BE WITH HIM INSTEAD OF MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HMMM....OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES........

Posted at 4:46AM on Aug 16th 2007 by go back to your planet, ANNE!