Heche and Laffoon Act Like Sane People

Anne isn't gay anymore..ok, I get that..why would she even hook up with a guy whose last name is Lafoon? So their child is Homer Lafoon..are you kidding me. If the soon to be ex is a porn freak why is HE living with their child? Now there is a good role model. I hope she made a better choice this time.

coley be a cutey

PARAGRAPH 2 OF THIS FINE STORY, LINE 6:

"THERE" NOT "THEIR" --

Cripes almighty. who is writing such improper grammar.

Its quite obvious the judge who gave the custody order saw that it was Anne who was the unstable one. Why else would the husband, a MAN be given primary custody???!! that doesn't happen in America unless the mom is seriously out of her mind.

Homer thats a perv name in it's self we know what that kids gonna grow up to be like....

# 12 thanks for the info on Amy Sedaris I had no clue who she was .

It is Ann Heche who is a whack job, first she dumps Steve Martin for Ellen De Generes
and than Ellen dumps her another woman and Anne Heche than finds a man, gets
married to a man had a kid and than she finds another man, dumps her husband and
is now calling him names. She is a homewrecker with no conscience whatsoever,
she is noithing but a WHORE and she will be leaving this guy or him her soon enough
thus will continue life as she knows it, she will from one men to another and than to a
woman.... She is a slut, like Denise Richards and Tori Spelling.

What kind of mother leaves a little boy with a man she claims is addicted to porn and names him Homer thats just sick.

TMZ needs a new editor....the grammar errors in these article are ridiculous...

ok sounds to me like Coley refused to get a job and just stayed home..jacked off, watched porn and played ping pong..Anne curses in front of the child and doesn't pack him lunches he likes. The adults argue over a bed and two nightstands..It is really funny in a perverse way...These two need to start acting like grown-ups. The child has two dysfunctional parents..plus a nerd name like Homer....this is love Hollywoood style!

It's hard to take y'all seriously with such an obvious typo in your story!! In the second paragraph, "their" should be "there" - c'mon now! That's basic English

I think once a woman is attracted to women, it will always be in the back of her mind.

I'm a heterosexual woman for all intents and purposes, and secretly desire other women. I have never had a successful relationship with a man, because once the romancing period ends, my mind starts to wonder. First in the bedroom... I fantasize without them knowing.... I close my eyes, and while they are doing their thing, I'm thinking about the contours of the female form, and then I can finally get off.
Eventually , I become thoroughly disatified with the relationship and leave.
There is just too much about a man that is not a woman. I don't even date anymore.
I she's like me... she'll never be happy with a man.

To #7 Maryanne Keller,

They have joint custody wihen Anne Heche is in LA. The problem is that her show is shot in Canada, but the boy's home is in LA, so the judge didn't want him taken out of the country full-time. I think he goes to Canada twice a month but when Anne Heche is in LA, the custody arrangement is 50/50.

I think it was a bum deal because she is being punished for being the only one who works in the family. I think I'd quit my job rather than accept this arrangement.

Sonner or laters gays and lesbians self-destruct in one way or another.
they are born mentally ill, that is why they live the way they do.
At least anne Heche is up front about the whole thing, and her spaceship, too.

ANNE HECHE IS A LOONEY TUNES ALIEN!!!!

COLEY IS THE ONE WHO RAISED HOMER.
HECHE ALWAYS SANG THE GRACES OF COLEY AS A FATHER.
CONVENIENTLY, WHEN SHE WANTS HER SPACESHIP BACK, SHE BRINGS UP LUDICROUS CHARGES AGAINST HER "MODEL FATHER" HUSBAND!!!!!!!!

HOMER REPORTEDLY HAS SAID THAT HE IS AFRAID OF HIM MOMMY, AND THAT HE LOVES HIS DADDY AND WANTS TO BE WITH HIM INSTEAD OF MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HMMM....OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES........