Angelina: One Hot Hood Ornament

It's time to pull out the sexy checklist!
Expensive car? Check. Machine gun? Check. Angelina Jolie? Check. Skirted and supine Angelina on an expensive car holding a machine gun? Check, please!

Mama Pitt was seen kickin' back and taking aims on the Chicago set of her new movie "Wanted," yesterday. The sultry screenstar and mother of four looked carismatically comfortable in her role as a the voluptuous Viper sniper.

She be bangin!



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136. She sucks, this movie looks like she is some gun toting she devil whi will seduce the main character. I have seen her do this role too many times before, maybe she should take a time out and eat and take care of her kids.

Posted at 5:16PM on Aug 20th 2007 by ER

137. That is one fugly cow. She looks like 100 miles of bad road, and a pelican sized jaw that could use plastic surgery to bring it back to normal.

She also looks like a 2 cent ho with those idiotic tats. Her papa is right: she IS a headcase.

Yuck!

Posted at 6:20PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Yucko

138. re posts 41. 49., i'm with you.

Notice the body language of those poor kids. The kids don't hold on to her as normally would be when she carries them for the photo ops. They don't touch her and don't look to be 'easy' with her. They always look uncomfortable with her.

Posted at 8:36PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Twila

139. #134. Jen was photographed and you should find a picture on the web with Vince Vaugh outside of a hotel on the balcony in a compromising position and this was 05/2005. Shiloh wasn't conceived until later in the year, remember she was born 05/2006. JEN IS AN ADULTEROUS IF YOU WANT TO CALL PEOPLE NAMES!

In regards to Angelina, she looks good, her kids are happy and Brad are happy, don't you wish Jen had a family. It's obviously something wrong with her since she can't seem to get a relationship right and she's almost 40 years old.

Posted at 8:55PM on Aug 20th 2007 by Jamie

140. She looks like a scarecrow. Far too skinny to be considered sexy. A few years ago that would have been a hot picture but not now. Even her tattoos are sagging from the weight loss

Posted at 11:32AM on Aug 21st 2007 by JustMe

141. I know the Guy sitting in the driver's seat his name is Riley
He's a stunt man....
http://www.myspace.com/down4daakrown

Posted at 6:58PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Jenny

142. AMEN AMEN AMEN DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


29. I love the spell check and grammar comments - this is a freakin' gossip site. Why would anyone care if they left a participle dangling or a word mispelled?

Posted at 5:40PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Real

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Mi@pocca

143. Freddie, open your freaking brain and realise that some peopel speak a host of other languages and if htey know how to surf the internet, they are probably blessed with a few active grey matter..now why dont you go to inner city los angeles and preach your grammer and american education values..the kids there will sure appreciate a volunteer who is so pasisonate about SPELLING hahahah'
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37. "35. I love the spell check and grammar comments - this is a freakin' gossip site. Why would anyone care if they left a participle dangling or a word mispelled?"

Posted at 5:40PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Real

This is a prime example of the downfall of American education and their society in general.

Even your own language is being butchered at whim, and no one seems to give a damn.

Every year the, "dumbing down" of Amercia's youth is evident and will prove your downfall. Well, that and extreme arrogance.

The world laughs at America.

Posted at 5:53PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Frenchie Freddie

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Mi@pocca

144. WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME!!!!

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48. If Angelina is what passes for "class" in this country, then I'm moving to Namibia

Posted at 6:10PM on Aug 16th 2007 by moviefan

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Mi@pocca

145. Generous is Bill Gates and Oprah..at this rate Brawhorelina is just telling Uncle Sam where they want their money to go.....hmm the luxuries of the tax sytem........
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59. BRAD & ANGIE ARE ONE OF THE MOST GENEROUS PEOPLE.I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE.

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Mi@pocca

146. Angelina is not EVIl..just an undiagnosed Psycho

She is doing what she thinks is good and she must be excused for making bad judgements because it was soo long ago and she is sooo generous and brave ahhahh

Why should you hold her accountbale for things she says when she herself cant keep track of them in her quest of honesty..Retirement is not posisble at this point...she is a narciccist who needs her daily dose of adoration in the media and she has mouths to feed and so has to earn more money for the hungry kids on planet earth...more power to whorelina!!

Your expectations of Angelina are too high..she is just doing what she can, so try to get too low when she changes her mind or does not go according to your idealized principles for her...

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Mi@pocca

147. Yeap, she is really pretty with those ugly ass Tattoos and stuffed lips. Give me Jennifer anyway!

Posted at 1:21PM on Aug 26th 2007 by ChuckyDee

148. If the camera is supposed to add ten pounds She must weigh only 80! Her knees looks so knobby! Eat Angelina Eat!

Posted at 9:40AM on Aug 31st 2007 by emily

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