Angelina: One Hot Hood Ornament

It's time to pull out the sexy checklist!
Expensive car? Check. Machine gun? Check. Angelina Jolie? Check. Skirted and supine Angelina on an expensive car holding a machine gun? Check, please!

Mama Pitt was seen kickin' back and taking aims on the Chicago set of her new movie "Wanted," yesterday. The sultry screenstar and mother of four looked carismatically comfortable in her role as a the voluptuous Viper sniper.

She be bangin!



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46. Madonna??? You have got to be kidding me! At least Angelina talks in her real accent, not a made-up British accent and Angelina doesn't have a gap the size of the Grand Canyon between her teeth. She's had so much other work done ... fix them teeth, girlfriend!

Posted at 6:15PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Nance

47. Voluptuous???!?? Since when is 100 lbs at her height, voluptuous?? She is beautiful, but too skinny!

Posted at 6:20PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Vero23

48. Can't wait to see the movie. Jolie is a very good actress.

Posted at 6:22PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Jane

49. I lost all respect for her when she kissed her brother on the red carpet, and told the world how much "in love" she was with him...total freak...poor kids

Posted at 6:43PM on Aug 16th 2007 by someone

50. she looks like a man in a dress

Posted at 7:01PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Tonya To

51. Ha ha! She does, Tonya To. I didn't even realize it until you said it.

Posted at 7:13PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Nance

52. why did she get all those kids?

Posted at 7:16PM on Aug 16th 2007 by annab

53. BRAD & ANGIE ARE ONE OF THE MOST GENEROUS PEOPLE.I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE.

Posted at 7:28PM on Aug 16th 2007 by didi

54. Brad & Angelina: Things Are 'Really Good'
olie and Pitt with their family Photo by: Pacific Coast News
Despite increasingly shrill gossip that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are heading for a split, "The rumors are totally and completely false," a source close to the family tells PEOPLE in its new issue, on newsstands Friday.

"There are no problems whatsoever," the source adds. "Things are really good."

In fact, those who know the couple best say their only problem at the moment is the rumors themselves: that Jolie is fighting with Pitt, suffers from an eating disorder and is feuding with Pitt's parents, Bill and Jane.

Pitt's brother Doug, 40, who joined his parents and sister Julie at nephew Maddox's sixth-birthday party in early August in Santa Barbara, Calif., dismisses the speculation with a chuckle – and Jolie, 32, has apparently done her best to brush off the more frivolous claims, including one that she angrily threw wine at Pitt, 43, while on vacation in France.

"Ridiculous," says a Jolie-Pitt source.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20052057,00.html

Posted at 7:30PM on Aug 16th 2007 by belle

55. Love her!

Posted at 7:40PM on Aug 16th 2007 by tootsnort

56. I am glade she making more actions movies. ^5 Go Angie

Posted at 7:40PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Kat

57. She's always doing these same shoot-em-up type movies. Boooring.

Posted at 7:50PM on Aug 16th 2007 by KG

58. Looks like bird poop on a nice Viper!

Posted at 7:51PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Slimy Tats

59. HEY, ANGELINA!

YOU TOOK THAT POOR BOY OUT OF VIETNAM UNDER FALSE PRETENSES. YOU TOLD THEM :
A) THAT YOU WERE NOT GOING TO WORK, AND THAT YOU WOULD BE STAYING HOME WITH YOUR KIDS.
B) THAT YOU WERE NOT GOING TO CHANGE THE BOYS NAME BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY USED TO IT.
C) THAT YOU WERE A SINGLE PARENT LIVING ALONE
D) THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE THE BOY LOTS OF ATTENTION

AND WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IS:

1- YOU TOOK NOT ONLY ONE JOB, BUT THREE MOVIES, TO BE FILMED ONE AFTER ANOTHER
2- THE POOR KID GOT HIS NAMES CHANGED--HIS FIRST, MIDDLE AND LAST NAMES!!!
3- YOU WERE LIVING WITH BRAD PITT WHEN YOU ADOPTED THE BOY, AND STILL CONTINUE TO DO SO--THEREBY BREAKING A HUGE ADOPTION RULE OF GIVING THE KIDS AWAY TO A NON-MARRIED COUPLE!!!!!!!!!!
4- THE KID KNOWS BRAD BETTER THAN YOU! AND BY THE WAY, HE STILL LOOKS MAJOR CONFUSED!

HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW ZAHARA, MADDOX AND THE (POORLY NAMED) PAX ALL LOOK CONFUSED MOST OF THE TIME?
ZAHARA LOOKS DOWNRIGHT ANGRY AND SHE IS GOING TO BE A MAJOR HANDFUL WHEN SHE IS GROWN!
SHILOH LOOKS HAPPY, PEACEFUL AND CONNECTED WHEN HER DADDY HOLDS HER.
WHEN ANGELINA HOLDS HER, SHE LOOKS MISERABLE, ANGELINA LOOKS LIKE SHE CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF HOLDING "THE BLOB", AND SHE IS USUALLY HELD AS IF SHE WERE A FOOTBALL.--ONE THAT IS READY TO BE DROPPED TO THE FLOOR.

BACK TO YOU, ANGELINA: THOSE REASONS ARE WHY I AND MILLIONS MORE WILL NOT GO TO SEE ANY OF YOUR MOVIES, E-V-E-R BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAKE, A PHONY, AND WHEN YOU ADOPTED THAT POOR, CONFUSED BOY WHEN YOUR BABY SHILOH WAS STILL NEEDING LOTS OF TLC, WE SAW THAT YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR PUBLICITY--AS WELL AS FOR TAKING THE SPOTLIGHT OFF SHILOH.
NOW WE SEE PICTURES OF YOU, ZAHARA, MADDOX AND PAX (UGH!) AND SHILOH IS LEFT AT HOME.
BRAD PITT, STOP THE MADNESS!!
TAKE SHILOH AND RUN FOR THE HILLS, BECAUSE JON VOIGHT WAS RIGHT--HIS DAUGHTER IS A MAJOR HEAD CASE!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLIE--YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FOOL AROUND!
AND EAT A F*****G BURGER ALREADY!!!!!!

Posted at 7:58PM on Aug 16th 2007 by SHE IS EVIL ANGELINA!

60. ishy.. this chick is nasty... the reason she is so thin is because thats the only way that she looks "pretty". If you see pics from a few years ago when she was thin, but not skelitorish, you'll see that she looks kinda ugly (even for the masses standards). She is doing things to herself (starving) that make her look different then what she should look like.... thus making YOU, and I (sadly) pay attention to her. The masses (you) want to see this you have nothing better to do.
Why is it that you know the coolest celebritys last 5 boyfriends, but you have no idea who were the last ten presidents and you dont care toquestion why we are still paying soccial sucurty every paycheck, knowing you will never receive that benifit...
PEOPLE..... STOP GIVING INTO THIS MIND NUMBING USELESS CRAP!!!!
Do you think these people care about you? NO! Whay do you care about them? Get your own life!!!!
Stop the media from imbedding what they want us to think "cool" is...
Have you ever wondered that maybe they fill you with this crap so that you discard real issues of the world??
Also, its funny everytime the government wants to change something, there happens to be some kind of shocking event occuring where people die? And in the end its only to rationalize them taking more money fromus. our government kills its own people for shock value... Think about it.....

Posted at 8:05PM on Aug 16th 2007 by ldh

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