Angelina: One Hot Hood Ornament

61. ANGELINA JOLIE YOU ARE MY IDOL.

Posted at 10:16PM on Aug 16th 2007 by SAN

62. I am glade she making more actions movies. ^5 Go Angie

Posted at 7:40PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Kat

63. Love her!

Posted at 7:40PM on Aug 16th 2007 by tootsnort

64. HEY, ANGELINA!

YOU TOOK THAT POOR BOY OUT OF VIETNAM UNDER FALSE PRETENSES. YOU TOLD THEM :
A) THAT YOU WERE NOT GOING TO WORK, AND THAT YOU WOULD BE STAYING HOME WITH YOUR KIDS.
B) THAT YOU WERE NOT GOING TO CHANGE THE BOYS NAME BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY USED TO IT.
C) THAT YOU WERE A SINGLE PARENT LIVING ALONE
D) THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE THE BOY LOTS OF ATTENTION

AND WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IS:

1- YOU TOOK NOT ONLY ONE JOB, BUT THREE MOVIES, TO BE FILMED ONE AFTER ANOTHER
2- THE POOR KID GOT HIS NAMES CHANGED--HIS FIRST, MIDDLE AND LAST NAMES!!!
3- YOU WERE LIVING WITH BRAD PITT WHEN YOU ADOPTED THE BOY, AND STILL CONTINUE TO DO SO--THEREBY BREAKING A HUGE ADOPTION RULE OF GIVING THE KIDS AWAY TO A NON-MARRIED COUPLE!!!!!!!!!!
4- THE KID KNOWS BRAD BETTER THAN YOU! AND BY THE WAY, HE STILL LOOKS MAJOR CONFUSED!

HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW ZAHARA, MADDOX AND THE (POORLY NAMED) PAX ALL LOOK CONFUSED MOST OF THE TIME?
ZAHARA LOOKS DOWNRIGHT ANGRY AND SHE IS GOING TO BE A MAJOR HANDFUL WHEN SHE IS GROWN!
SHILOH LOOKS HAPPY, PEACEFUL AND CONNECTED WHEN HER DADDY HOLDS HER.
WHEN ANGELINA HOLDS HER, SHE LOOKS MISERABLE, ANGELINA LOOKS LIKE SHE CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF HOLDING "THE BLOB", AND SHE IS USUALLY HELD AS IF SHE WERE A FOOTBALL.--ONE THAT IS READY TO BE DROPPED TO THE FLOOR.

BACK TO YOU, ANGELINA: THOSE REASONS ARE WHY I AND MILLIONS MORE WILL NOT GO TO SEE ANY OF YOUR MOVIES, E-V-E-R BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAKE, A PHONY, AND WHEN YOU ADOPTED THAT POOR, CONFUSED BOY WHEN YOUR BABY SHILOH WAS STILL NEEDING LOTS OF TLC, WE SAW THAT YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR PUBLICITY--AS WELL AS FOR TAKING THE SPOTLIGHT OFF SHILOH.
NOW WE SEE PICTURES OF YOU, ZAHARA, MADDOX AND PAX (UGH!) AND SHILOH IS LEFT AT HOME.
BRAD PITT, STOP THE MADNESS!!
TAKE SHILOH AND RUN FOR THE HILLS, BECAUSE JON VOIGHT WAS RIGHT--HIS DAUGHTER IS A MAJOR HEAD CASE!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLIE--YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FOOL AROUND!
AND EAT A F*****G BURGER ALREADY!!!!!!

Posted at 7:58PM on Aug 16th 2007 by SHE IS EVIL ANGELINA!

65. Looks like bird poop on a nice Viper!

Posted at 7:51PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Slimy Tats

66. .......She's earning more money to help the poor and destitute......
.....................................HATERS..........................................
...................What have you done lately ???

Posted at 8:08PM on Aug 16th 2007 by one who knows

67. Looks like someone watched Grindhouse before planning their next big Hollywood action movie.

Posted at 8:48PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Chris

68. ~ ~ RIGHT ON # 67 ~ ~ Wake up America and understand our Celebs are not saints and we SHOULD NOT emulate or admire them so much. Do some research on this chick and learn just what she really is !

Posted at 11:10PM on Aug 16th 2007 by BEAR

69. You guys can go on and on but the fact remains that many of us do in fact like Angelina Jolie and that's something that you'll never change.. And if you hate her so much why do you even read things about her?

Posted at 9:41PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Chrissy

70. AND THIS IS ANOTHER MOVIE I WILL NOT GO SEE BLAH TO ANGIE

Posted at 9:51PM on Aug 16th 2007 by blahhhhhhhhhh

71. Are you kidding me - I had to do a double take on the picture - I thought it was Nicole Ritchie.
She looks disgustingly skinny - nothing but bones. Her skin looks like it's trying not to hit the hood - which it's pretty close to doing - someone, do her a favor and give her some damn food. Shiloh will be able to kick her mom's ass soon!

Posted at 10:14PM on Aug 16th 2007 by islandgirl

72. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

What happened to this much-talked-about retirement she was going to move into in order to make more time for her kids?

She told the media she'd be taking some time off for the kids, but she's been out there making several movies since that announcement.

Posted at 10:17PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Sherri

73. Why does everyone make such a big deal about her having 4 kids? My parents raised 7 kids with no money and 1 bathroom? As long as the kids feel loved - they'll be fine. They are also one of the only "Hollywood" couples I see taking care of their own kids.

She is too skinny and not as pretty as she was a few years ago - hopefully she will add a few pounds on soon.

As for the people who can't get past the cutting, girl loving, homewrecker thing - Let's remember the men who so easily strayed? Why is it always the womans fault? As for the rest of it - People do grow up and change.

Any guess on where Britney, Paris, Nicole, and Lindsay will be 10 years from now? The possibilities are really fun to think about - Maybe Britney and Nicole will be Presidents of the PTA.

Posted at 10:15PM on Aug 16th 2007 by frankief

74. Damn it ,she's hot and beautiful.

Posted at 10:24PM on Aug 16th 2007 by didi

75. I wouldn't give you 2 cents to see any of her movies. She is mad at her Dad and then turned around and did same thing he did, was going to take a year off to take care of kids, Ha!!!!! Have these kids even seem the house they should be living in? These kids live everywhere but where they should. This is not what I call a good Mom. She has a eating disorder, or she is on drugs again. Thin like that is not hot. There is no way she has changed. Some of you may think that Brad will live, but maybe he's into her kind of stuff, what ever it may be. She lies. She's no better than Brit.

Posted at 12:09AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Jan