Angelina: One Hot Hood Ornament

It's time to pull out the sexy checklist!
Expensive car? Check. Machine gun? Check. Angelina Jolie? Check. Skirted and supine Angelina on an expensive car holding a machine gun? Check, please!

Mama Pitt was seen kickin' back and taking aims on the Chicago set of her new movie "Wanted," yesterday. The sultry screenstar and mother of four looked carismatically comfortable in her role as a the voluptuous Viper sniper.

She be bangin!



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91. 'Disgusted' (#81), I am stunned that anyone who dislikes Angelina Jolie so much would waste his/her time writing a seven sentence comment in a thread about her! I bet you talk about her at other times too. Her fans will go see 'Wanted' and buy the DVD too!

Posted at 6:48AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Orchid

92. VA- VA- VOM ! SHE SO HOT.

Posted at 10:35AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Cute baby.

93. Angie + Beauty + Sexy + Viper + Guns = Hot, Hot , Hot, Hot !

Posted at 9:52AM on Aug 17th 2007 by LUCKY YOU

94. Angelina Queen Viper? Check. Gun down Baa Queen? Check. 007? Check. 180? Check.

IOU xxxx

Posted at 7:21AM on Aug 17th 2007 by I made it

95. She is so skinny how can you cast her for a movie that she has to play a hardass in. One fast wind and she's a goner!

Posted at 7:53AM on Aug 17th 2007 by K

96. She is an embarassment to the USA - lies lies lies - is in love with her brother - begs her lesbian lover to be her god parent for her kids - dates married men like Pitt - kick her out of USA lol

Posted at 7:54AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Amy

97. AMEN AMEN AMEN DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


29. I love the spell check and grammar comments - this is a freakin' gossip site. Why would anyone care if they left a participle dangling or a word mispelled?

Posted at 5:40PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Real

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Mi@pocca

98. Freddie, open your freaking brain and realise that some peopel speak a host of other languages and if htey know how to surf the internet, they are probably blessed with a few active grey matter..now why dont you go to inner city los angeles and preach your grammer and american education values..the kids there will sure appreciate a volunteer who is so pasisonate about SPELLING hahahah'
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37. "35. I love the spell check and grammar comments - this is a freakin' gossip site. Why would anyone care if they left a participle dangling or a word mispelled?"

Posted at 5:40PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Real

This is a prime example of the downfall of American education and their society in general.

Even your own language is being butchered at whim, and no one seems to give a damn.

Every year the, "dumbing down" of Amercia's youth is evident and will prove your downfall. Well, that and extreme arrogance.

The world laughs at America.

Posted at 5:53PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Frenchie Freddie

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Mi@pocca

99. Ummm.....I don't think you can use the word "voluptuous" when describing Angelina Jolie. The woman weighs all of 95lbs and looks like a skeleton. Voluptuos is used to describe someone like Salma Hayek (pre-pregnancy) or even Halle Berry. They have healthy curves and banging bodies. Angelina is just way too thin. Period. And I agree with the poster who remarked about making movies with guns and based on violence. Does she take her own children to see these movies? I'm guessing not since she likes to pretend she is Mother Theresa.

Posted at 8:15AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Kate

100. WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME!!!!

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48. If Angelina is what passes for "class" in this country, then I'm moving to Namibia

Posted at 6:10PM on Aug 16th 2007 by moviefan

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Mi@pocca

101. Generous is Bill Gates and Oprah..at this rate Brawhorelina is just telling Uncle Sam where they want their money to go.....hmm the luxuries of the tax sytem........
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59. BRAD & ANGIE ARE ONE OF THE MOST GENEROUS PEOPLE.I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE.

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Mi@pocca

102. Angelina is not EVIl..just an undiagnosed Psycho

She is doing what she thinks is good and she must be excused for making bad judgements because it was soo long ago and she is sooo generous and brave ahhahh

Why should you hold her accountbale for things she says when she herself cant keep track of them in her quest of honesty..Retirement is not posisble at this point...she is a narciccist who needs her daily dose of adoration in the media and she has mouths to feed and so has to earn more money for the hungry kids on planet earth...more power to whorelina!!

Your expectations of Angelina are too high..she is just doing what she can, so try to get too low when she changes her mind or does not go according to your idealized principles for her...

Posted at 9:13PM on Aug 22nd 2007 by Mi@pocca

103. She's about the size of a hood ornament!

Posted at 8:23AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Dawn Day

104. ok here is another woman who the media has deemed 'beautiful' so everyone else follows. She's way too thin, she's a weirdo and I'm sorry but either her being 32 is a lie or she will look 60 when she's 40.

Posted at 9:20AM on Aug 17th 2007 by no

105. she is so perfect...

Posted at 9:28AM on Aug 17th 2007 by marriee

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