Angelina: One Hot Hood Ornament

It's time to pull out the sexy checklist!
Expensive car? Check. Machine gun? Check. Angelina Jolie? Check. Skirted and supine Angelina on an expensive car holding a machine gun? Check, please!

Mama Pitt was seen kickin' back and taking aims on the Chicago set of her new movie "Wanted," yesterday. The sultry screenstar and mother of four looked carismatically comfortable in her role as a the voluptuous Viper sniper.

She be bangin!



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121. I wonder if the movie is any good? Girls, guns and cars. Nope, not doing a thing for me

Posted at 6:53AM on Aug 18th 2007 by Snarky Bitch

122. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT A SHOT OF ANGELINA JOLIE... GORGEOURS....BRAT PITT, KEEP HER..KEEP HER..... SHE IS AWESOME, LOVELY, AND SHE IS THE ***ONLY*** CELEBRITY TO DO EVERYTHING FOR THE ************ P O O R ************** AND U OF COURSE TAKING CARE OF NEW ORLEANS... COME ON, BRAD ASK HER TO MARRY YOU??? THAT WOULD BE THE GREATEST GIFT YOU COULD GIVE TO YOURSELF AND HER AND FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL KIDS..... MARRY HER.... MARRY HER...

Posted at 10:25AM on Aug 18th 2007 by shirl smith

123. IT HAS BEEN REPRTED THAT SHE IS A HOME WRECKING HEROIN ADDICT WHO DOES NOT EAT AND WANTED HER BI SEXUAL LOVER TO BE HER BABIES GODMOTHER.
I ALSO HEARD THAT SHE SUCKS BLOOD AND HAS SEX WITH HER BROTHER AS WELL
ALSO, SHE ADOPTS UNDER FALSE PRETENSES AND THEN CHANGES THE KIDS
NAME.
IS IT TRUE THAT HER FATHER OUTED HER AS BEING A HEAD CASE?
IS ANY OF THIS TRUE?

Posted at 10:57AM on Aug 18th 2007 by meow

124. Armand (#100)
...delightful and adorable? Maybe she is, but you don't know that because you haven't lived with her, have you? Or in addition to delightful and adorable she was also boring. Who knows. Plus no kids. It's his life and it was his choice.

Posted at 11:07AM on Aug 18th 2007 by Orchid

125. How do you know there was a 'home' to wreck, gel? (#107)
I think Brad Pitt prefers his life now. In his previous life he was 'Ken', leading a shallow, self-absorbed life. Now he has a family. His life has meaning and purpose now.

Posted at 11:16AM on Aug 18th 2007 by Orchid

126. Jamie (#123)
Those who attack Angelina conveniently forget that fact!

Posted at 11:23AM on Aug 18th 2007 by Orchid

127. " Voluptuous" is a word that hardly applies to Jolie any more. How about, "skeletal" or "grotesquely underfed"?

Posted at 11:38AM on Aug 18th 2007 by HAL

128. That's your opinion, terri! (#115) Here's mine. Brad traded up!

Posted at 11:44AM on Aug 18th 2007 by Orchid

129.
If this "movie" is supposedly for entertainment, and not an attempt to do CPR on Angie's career (get teh horny adolescents and small cluster of groveling fans in theaters anyway), what exactly is interesting about this? She even looks bored in this picture.

Cosmetic surgery turned a cute, pretty face into one that is cartoonishly striking -- she looks like a comic book drawing except a drawing would have more curves. She presents herself in many instances like a cartoon... and thsi movie still looks like a cartoon or video game.

If she weren't supposed to be setting a good example for teh kids she has gathered so far, this would just be amusing.

Posted at 11:45AM on Aug 18th 2007 by otter

130. GOD!!!! It's so moronic. A completely glammed up bimbo on her back on a sports car holding two machine guns. It's ridiculous. I hate movies like that. Too bad she can't act for real. You could put any beautiul women in that position and people would buy it.

SHE IS NOT EVEN HOT IN ANY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:15PM on Aug 18th 2007 by GOM

131. Uh, #123 Jaime since Shiloh is a full-term baby it doesn't take a math whiz to know that Brad had impregnated Ms. Jolie while still married, and before Jennifer started dating Vince Vaughn.

Now here's a quarter... go buy yourself a clue.

Posted at 1:46PM on Aug 18th 2007 by don quixote

132. A note about California divorce law. Though many couples would be willing to be free shortly after filing - which the Aniston-Pitts did in April of their divorce year - marriages are not decreed officially dissolved for 6 months from filing (hence divorce legally finalized in October). This is partly to ensure that there are no pending children of the union whose paternity and subsequent support would need to be determined. Depending on how you look at it then, some couples feel divorced the minute the final papers go in the court system, and consider the ensuing six months a technicality. Others may wait for the judge to issue final decree. April or October, May, December, it's up to you.

Posted at 11:08PM on Aug 18th 2007 by G550

133. Angie is beautiful, but she needs to gain some weight. Her body is pin thin and not secy anymore. I love her and got off many times to her sex scenes in Gia. She is encompasses sexy and she really should eat a little more.

Posted at 11:31PM on Aug 18th 2007 by Laurie

134. QUOTE- "Obsessive child adopter Angelina Jolie says that "I've never hidden my bisexuality, but since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life."



But Jolie's former lady lover, model/actress/mechanic Jenny Shimizu doesn't buy it. Shimizu and Jolie met in 1996, while working on the craptastic teen film "Foxfire." The Sapphic pair were involved on and off for several years.

"She loves danger and dabbling in the dark side," Shimizu recently told UK tabloid News of the World. "Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover. That's where she gets her kicks -- not playing happy family with one man," she added.

Shimizu doesn't buy Angie's story of monogamous heterosexual lovin'. "She loves women too much. It's like a drug and she was hooked."
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Okay, this says it all for me. No way i'd waste my money on a skank movie. And, no way i'd waste my money on a whimpy-azz, bunnie-balls, moral lacking cheating ho like puzzy whipped Bradley. Nuff Said

Posted at 1:57PM on Aug 19th 2007 by Patty

135. A hot hood ornament?Looks like the nice ass car went through a corn field, and the scarecrow went through the window!

Posted at 1:07PM on Aug 20th 2007 by rob in va

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