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Angelyne: Aged Like Fine Cheese

Or... perhaps maybe she's just aged.

The Hollywood wannabeen icon, born sometime last century, was spotted in Malibu yesterday -- covering her Jurassic face with her brittle blonde weave. THANK GOD!


In case you have no clue who she is (99.9% of you), she ran for Governor of California, cruises around L.A. in a pink corvette with personalized license plates saying "Anglyne," and purchases her own billboards for advertising. Girl's gotta get the word out!

Little does she know the photogs were most likely not there for her. Nobu, where real stars go, is right down the street.



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16. I think she's great. We had drinks in Venice Beach once and she was funny and clever. She was wearing Versace, I agree it was age-inappropriate, but jeesh, people!

It's Hollywood.

Posted at 8:04PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Lisa de Medici

17. That's not Angelyne -- that's most definitely Britney Spears. I recognize the dress and hem line.

Posted at 8:32PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Julie

18. Pamela anderson look at your future

Posted at 12:37AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Janet

19. She's still alive? I remember when I first visted LA seeing her billboards. I hadn't seen them and thought the old broad kicked the bucket. Now here she is running around Malibu Country Mart like a prepubescent teen in her Blanche DuBois clicky high heels.

Only in LA kids, only in LA.....

Posted at 9:33PM on Aug 16th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

20. Come on lady, there is nothing wrong with being proud of your age! So scrape all that tar off, and cover some of that jiggly stuff up, age with a little pride in yourself, for God's sake! It's fine to have fun and all that, but there is a big difference in having fun and making a downright FOOL of yourself!

Posted at 9:34PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Sandy

21. come on tmz, that video is crap!!!!!!!!!! did you pay for it? it is a non-star and you could not get footage of her face? wow your slipping!! maybe it's because harvey is spending too much time with perez hilton in his hot tub? he should get back to work because your sight is going down hill. your getting like mtv. they use to show videos, now they show gay dating show, now you guys only show adds instead of pictures of stars out and about

Posted at 9:57PM on Aug 16th 2007 by UNDERCOVER SPY

22. Damn, she's more plastic than Joan Rivers

Posted at 10:16PM on Aug 16th 2007 by hottiemchot

23. I HEARD FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE THAT THIS GIRL IS A DUDE. I SAW HER A FEW YEARS AGO AT A DRUGSTORE BUYING SHAVING CREAM.

Posted at 10:52PM on Aug 16th 2007 by diane

24. Do not harrass the elderly. The very fact she is alive, out and about, still in full costume, and driving her signature pink corvette is amazing. Angelyne and Liz Taylor are about the same age if Angelyne was Marlyin Monroe's stand in. Liz Taylor is only seen in a wheel chair now.

Posted at 11:01PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Grace E.

25. the video didn't get that great of a shot of her, but she kinda looks like a trashier version of dolly parton. and she probably IS living in that car. did you see how cluttered the back of it looked? and it's sad when hugh hefner STOPS inviting you to the mansion.....

Posted at 12:22AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Devynn

26. technically, the last century ended only 7 years ago.

Posted at 1:38AM on Aug 18th 2007 by fishyfishy

27. Most of the posts here are people who are being totally mean and untrue. I lived in West Hollywood in my 20's and I saw her lots of times in her pink car and I thought she was weird because of her car and the billboards. However, I have seen her in person recently, at my local grocery store (not West Hollywood anymore) and I have to say she looks very good for her age. She is not all wrinkly, her face has held up well to time, she takes care of her figure and I thought she was attractive. This is coming from a woman who many people would consider beautiful so I think I am qualified to know what I am talking about and I know how petty and jealous many woman can be.

Posted at 3:39AM on Aug 17th 2007 by sarah

28. Angelyne is pretty much a Southern California fixture,for this lady has been around since the 80s and it looks like she's still living in that decade,for some folks just never change and remain the same(nothing wrong with that,for imagine if Angelyne added modern day tattoos and body piercings to her routine look).

Posted at 4:31AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Steven Millan

29. I used to work at an unnamed retail store that she frequented in Ventura. She was a head turner! From little girls to Grandpas. You couldn't help but be in awe of her presence. Her boobs were always sitting like they were on a shelf and you'd worry her hoo-hoo would pop out if she bent over. Her make up looked like it would take hours to apply. She was always polite- but I'll never forget her trying to get more of a discount off clearence items- hell, who doesn't want a bargain. Only thing I heard from a co-worker who kind of got to know her...she uses tape...for all different parts of the body. Hmmm.....chew on that!

Posted at 5:54AM on Aug 17th 2007 by tape and plaster

30. At least Angelyne was/is something interesting in Hollywood.
TMZ is nothing but a bunch of bitter mean queens.

Posted at 6:45AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Kitty

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