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Angelyne: Aged Like Fine Cheese

Or... perhaps maybe she's just aged.

The Hollywood wannabeen icon, born sometime last century, was spotted in Malibu yesterday -- covering her Jurassic face with her brittle blonde weave. THANK GOD!


In case you have no clue who she is (99.9% of you), she ran for Governor of California, cruises around L.A. in a pink corvette with personalized license plates saying "Anglyne," and purchases her own billboards for advertising. Girl's gotta get the word out!

Little does she know the photogs were most likely not there for her. Nobu, where real stars go, is right down the street.



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31. Im with you Vanessa....why the daggers...but thats what paps at tmz do...jab jab jab jab stick stick till bloody then start with the photos of 'some crazy' attacking photogs for no reason....she showed way more class than any tmz jerkoff Ive ever seen....go Angelyne...live long and prosper.

Posted at 12:17PM on Aug 17th 2007 by simon birch

32. Stop bitching about her. True she look like Amanda Lepore meet Dolly Parton but this woman rocks ! She has her own style and I prefer to see that than an old grumpy bitchy laday. Anyway she is known in France and In the UK so I guess she achieved what she wanted.

Posted at 9:22AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Fredparislondon

33. Okay - here's my question: does Hollywood CREATE crazy people or does it just ATTRACT them?

Posted at 9:15AM on Aug 17th 2007 by pj

34. This lady reminds me of my mother-in-law!!! Unwilling to grow old gracefully, age-inappropriate, shameless self-promoter, and always trying to get a bigger discount of the clearance items!!! HA-HA-HA Yeah, these kinds are all over the United States, it is not only unique to Cali. Sorry Angelyne.......hope you are wearing your med-alert bracelet for when you fall and can't get up.........

Posted at 9:14AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Central Ohio Girl

35. About 6 months ago I saw her. I just bought a pack of smokes. When I left the liquor store, she was walking toward me. At first I was thinking when I saw her, "what is a drag queen doing in Calabasas?"(a city located near Malibu) Then I realized it was Angelina! For those that have seen her, either you where a mile away when you saw her or you must have been legally blind. A Honda Civic has less plastic in it than Angelina.

Posted at 9:51AM on Aug 17th 2007 by HaHa Paris

36. is she trying to be beautiful or what? haa haa

Posted at 9:27AM on Aug 17th 2007 by marriee

37. I think it's great that she is contributing to the mystique of Hollywood and the celebrity culture.

As for her age, remember this, 100 years old is the new 65 years old. So she has plenty of years left to do her thing!

Posted at 9:45AM on Aug 17th 2007 by Derek Williams

38. So what, she is older, I think she's fantastic?! Like a total representation of Hollywood plastic barbie doll glam! Go Angelyne!

Posted at 10:06AM on Aug 17th 2007 by LC

39. I swear I saw this woman in Ventura about a month ago. At first I was just thinking what an ugly car it was (you could spot it from a mile away). Then I saw her and she was so done up it was scary. She looked like a doll, without the extremely smooth skin. I had my husband turn to look at her and he actually let out a scream of terror.

Posted at 2:23PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Ventura girl

40. Granny x5, (36) - Thank you for that. Yep, looks a LOT like my darn'd mo-in-law.

Posted at 12:00PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Central Ohio Girl

41. Why is the old bitch blowing the horn?.... I don't even know who she is.

Posted at 12:17PM on Aug 17th 2007 by John B.

42. "born sometime last century" - fachrissakes Harvey and company, unless you're all 7 (seven) years old or younger, you too were born in the last century too. And so were most of your readerse! It's a little too early to get "century-centric" on people.

Posted at 8:06PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Loonesta

43. There is an old saying about Hollywood "You die by what you live by". I guess if you live by being a vuloptuous starlet eventually the time will catch up with you that you can't be that any longer. If that's all you have ever been known for, well, that's pretty much it for you career wise.

TMZ queens should take note. If you live by being cruel, you may die that way as well. TMZ has already "jumped the shark" and it's only a matter of short time before they are altogether irrelavent.

They started out as not bad, even kind of entertaining, but now it's just ridiculous. Even Perez Hilton has more class (and that ain't saying much).

So, TMZ, maybe learn your lesson and stop picking on people like this. She was minding her own business.

Besides, you would think that L.A. meanie-queenies would know that Angelyne employs several "doubles" some older, some younger who drive pink Corvettes and are seen around town. You never know if it's the "real" Angelyne.

If Harvey hired somebody over the age of 16 they might know that.

Posted at 1:27PM on Aug 17th 2007 by Kitty

44. jeeze.. give your readers some credit, tmz ! we know who angelyne is and love her. she single-handedly invented the kind of celebrity that's the lifeblood of a site like yours... get the name out there, get the pics out there, and.. voila ! you're a star, baby !

Posted at 2:44PM on Aug 17th 2007 by el polacko

45. Someone sure took her picture and she is on this site, so.......

Posted at 12:58PM on Aug 19th 2007 by Dave Hale

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